我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoA2Ifomlk
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAMNwkZvjT
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ij80cObvu
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdYlMkEctw
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6WZsACMze
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVXYshG42z
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3pk7yfEaD
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegaUoteX5x
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZlapcXtkn
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplLZVxvi9e
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlXvnWsa3t
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zTQTS1YVP
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFLPXY12EG
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pckrkHDv7
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OOWD84cow
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HAZyIPmDn
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「這個又不會醉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmACHW5FPR
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m6lutGoe4
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「九十六。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWmiKoZq79
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx8l32l0yw
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOiNzUEl93
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAj6QxeosL
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDImwzn9vRw
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxr4lEbPTOj
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「一。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPCftX1oc7
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu32dZZEkN
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「現在是怪我囉！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj5q0OIFxz
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNqBsLDl28
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebHUMKE6XX
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM46pLmbYK
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「鬼才需要！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusSdr6wUeK
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrq2xd0aek
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2nhXjYTLs
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzcxSINzVR
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJmX7NhtOi
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFO0IAsIA6
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCO6O5bnrB
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscOSiuYlvp
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「讓他清醒啊？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK33vLdyqFO
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWiMb4muBT
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlDlkuO4wa
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDYihshhhX
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28oiHTLPgd
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pN9dcOWod
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpG0yvtWFa
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuRFbN0eee
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「Je suis très triste.」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhhwEoGtYL
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToak2hfXm4
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「法文。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVh7fIUuTD
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvspm36KizT
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「我很難過。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW6kGt18yw
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXg35lrWaa
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReJ40SY8mp
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5FQaaIfZP
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rAf67tJg6
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZbDZf7YIS
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhaMSciabf
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOFyiZ1Nxc
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VPCoFSL00
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6iTfHQtnp
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「我有一個方法。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXF033W08v
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「什麼方法？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGMCoF6Nqm
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9zznbA7lA
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROmo5UKAPt
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYS7Pi2Va6
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XD1OEvxxx
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKAVEVpAH8
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfctZxpvLon
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLezDqD3Tw
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWertdBg6Uq
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0KtBwJ75K
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzKjREMrDk
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYjidjZJnx
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MZjIynSbH
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGq81nuDBt
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjy5zSsTEv
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhCxKgMa3g
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLN0oCMxiTK
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqRHEdyDGX
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDUNP6wVnp
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NVAh3VtQU
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisGBsqUyWF
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7B1RAIPYU
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGHmJChZoM
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywp0pqNJgH
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdTkmDfFzn
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ412DOcqjrP
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTTvkHMox2
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TdbLkn0tU
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhs2p4BA5t
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmMgz9RUT0
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGxr1WGvqN
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「他就在偷懶咩。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLVs0A4Mkn
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqz2FNIltY
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDKkL2x4HT
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKN3QIvfgV
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikZnHTgOPf
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCZRSTLEmZ
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5lrUOtUdi
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「你是在哪聽到的？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgJBxTN8V9
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnlfPqpGKZ
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fr9QZHd54
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「製造假車禍。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA63H808SR
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「車又不是你在開！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEU3xTfBtZ
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「相信我，我可以的。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTKRRulUi3
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpo19GbZYe
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbotUq37u9J
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「不！可！以！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTZljSQS1f
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLIzv4wz4t
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimxz0MxXGr
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHboxJszB8
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「誰會帶啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LQ9pJqTSR
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTywgPXjCCC
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPORcutNko
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjtA4nBxYF
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5IhwsVmYH
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJOV4lLvHn
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY3y5r9R8p
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQfDZdZyg2
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULAfD61s7h
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqPbAUG9h0
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpJN8GnJ1C
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「為什麼？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr5tcsOmD9
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr724Rt5M4
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAEsn2Q5cb
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFG3nUE4Lo
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「「對。」」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8aPOYoamD
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJs1pxKhDZ
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sAwIQJnuA
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9ZQTdDsiM
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ9nJeIpvO
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacs5eBzGR0
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「我的包包裡面。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32kwDHC4dD
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROFstdBNRq
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVWJbkJRAZ
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq9YxBk7yD
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfYiBK1U1v
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE4V6mGjTw
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfNCD3nHTK
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5pRMS4IxB
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqPGk2mAH6
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqjH2P5K00
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHu0SGf6hp
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49QQEoYqPD
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「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSvhIuvpn3
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjypb2zjZY
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxzqyswxpa
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFtxmj6t8e
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNM5WJJsWs
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Rwi86yq1V
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQh5EU9wvuM
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZzoFCZmIc
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「嘖。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExMIovUYfF
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHIHNijuG0
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCso3muXwoX
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「方方子是誰啦！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCXaRup4rT
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnGquIQSyd
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfrfZZzGbj
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIUHpFRv9l
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J19rwsQz7
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6FdLyOqGG
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDQ3epm4Q5
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxBs1rvJpY
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasmyWFcLZG
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6fjfBEdHi
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioOtTLQRWz
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcRt5vua7D
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdlBUpb8fW
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJvuEuZpq0
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnazUbDcs1h
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsn7BFSarC
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「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQOCOSpEU8
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r8s2LqEK4
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX77qzb6lRF
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd05LdLwwzb
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnKaZsQMBw
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR60fvGGTYy
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tZKPMTW5c
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU5p2SMRjL
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDERQCSrK6
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDufC5Yc5D
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6VxZiv7SL
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYHg252Nmo
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSTnH66oez
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「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR2JhqjjNK
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