《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMgI7M5PZ9

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPUU1dBONs
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「答對囉！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcwC77KtVh
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ctdxB9qZj
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd95Nv2hdLV
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「咦咦咦！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sC9l1Ctle
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaHuMzk5O4
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOzU86z0M5
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「要開始囉！一號！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXExBaRaHP
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是三岐。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjMmCarHej
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqzJ0YXxOG
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRt6Epwk07
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKVkgZM0zA
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後面追著兩個人。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweuD0BPVyc
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5oHIuKDFz
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeXucWFtUj
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7iOEPY1jB
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我加快腳步。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbdYdQbrBx
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoN9OCw8pBe
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfr9jUzCez
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SlDXVMLOZ
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6BouzGFCw
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7FWkVrKSo
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP24DGkEzg
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivsdxBdXyj
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRWfmN1VjM
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三岐走下台。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZcADBWUq2
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0iNPQBMff
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4aNHkyJdK
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CgvsU9Ciz
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT7wU4CGQu
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp1RBbxT1o
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCguTh5kWq
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP7Ki8E3bc
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW0YN3hMrq
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「五十。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59gzPICsak
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJBZWqEbPY
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl61aTpyJt
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mZJsS8LWe
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wQBQe9nQN
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hkSGfnntz
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「因為這是背景設定。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWr5H86XvX
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxzHm2ZEvW
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7yPJaVYR5
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「再縮短一點。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEkvrhcFlb
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLulVlcX9r
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「再短一點。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9IpLNYXoH
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjupyeWKhBq
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBd4q9ZtiB
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxxuq4gxhZ
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「世債哈樓。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJ4YQRdyqZ
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKISRKfI8I
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1nPbQZlTC
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFLSSC8hJj
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「請把酒放回桌上。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKpQG9HRs7
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpzx8cliUC
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp9MyMxTTj
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5EuiAjZ4Q
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMPrGeqkio
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRscI9dAzTF
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzoc4TCnd6
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51jQNf8xuD
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxE7iYWpBL
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4vByiuzWZ
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD91LJYcIT
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7JpLh0ddf
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「貓公爵是什麼？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4T3oR91zd2
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIlfN5kpcF
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHf1KDDUxh
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4oEOUIt3T
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQqSBrtN3o
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JfBq5YFsR
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaP7o9KTC5
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「三等於八。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1BElvNOFA
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4cfZ3t1nj
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzuTsM0ZEs
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdyzAT8dSj
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVcHmeHpiM
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYUlOsICCv
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwmmZ0vBKw
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你們這群小王八蛋。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbgZMmlO2x
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs4zJV5ZBR
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQHaH3yvNZ
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHrV0oBmjK
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwqM6yMmgL
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjTkAfwmD6
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgv81uoEoF
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7hbsvMxTd
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl6Ly6QtNJ
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmZAHFCikP
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUcZwNnKlq
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUK6NiEgnY
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU1sByVlrI
這時，小女孩───」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA7JNdFq4n
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMhmmPqQX2
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhgPJflzsA
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvtpVBV5eG
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBF6MDGbU4

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「結束的太草率了吧！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFZDktX8RQ
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難得沒有事件發生。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEId3q5t4R
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柳困依然單身。

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