《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHHd29oXuR

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEViALbCfZO
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「答對囉！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cFd9pDsj0
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeaBHzw3iF
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtWHnmyUzh
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「咦咦咦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAq5RAjHKR
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05q0i0gfJh
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB1ldA8ndy
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「要開始囉！一號！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuMyt6ZzNJ
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是三岐。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIYxwrLB9d
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMmTOVJLWv
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmW70pZGHD
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0E7Svtlu1
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後面追著兩個人。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTZ3CcVZm9
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzsEPATEGT
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvl0NC5qXhd
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UbZu6bDHZ
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我加快腳步。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlodc3GMRT7
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CyrZmOVh8
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGz4eHgUafD
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa8O5mQTfC
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYdb1XCJbt
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FTP8A0cdk
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhVhsRB4f5
我開始默默祈禱。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uCSNRLBts
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh25pAkW3I6
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7vD0ruuet
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三岐走下台。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsaboLVD4v
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ7hipEVVk
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5rD0qMtTE
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOPFIitltk
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHfP3Rkicy
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaUJafS1k6
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi8ubImlde
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPgsp2OrvH
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEeEeqayK7
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「五十。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYcwF3j9Zb
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IXX7GhMDi
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLLLWd2Cu2
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5VQipMTKO
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NF1mcCrWN
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxfZQProXy
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「因為這是背景設定。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl9YPIjk6m
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QGngqmGVj
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZmfSXHQCy
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「再縮短一點。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuDHvOi2uy
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLQ7jcSi8Q
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「再短一點。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmYx8M0lUa
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI9J33Fw9B
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4ZscLOdl6
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHkMzSq6KS
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「世債哈樓。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyqbf5skMa
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zFFZI9cwr
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXoG8OYimk
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgWVumMoEA
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「請把酒放回桌上。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmN157iuM9
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPv7sTA5O8
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbrsG36Veh
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0st16KPAw
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqodvIgXdU
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMHSutN5y1
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeU64SLQR0
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EXtMP8bAs
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhUj630cGY
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9ruvSpKHR
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3YojNBk7n
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nBVHSBTWy
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「貓公爵是什麼？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxghaLiKrMG
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLsur72TYq
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsKjMLZT8h
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHjLwCs68s
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDLZ6kaGuh
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhRUd379cm
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH6rrKaPmR
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「三等於八。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1bMICTJyF
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeXePpoFtO
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5A07QjpNG
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL7rGNZoAN
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCA0jD8BIF
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7EFYiI1L5
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMyl3OB19N
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你們這群小王八蛋。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4PLiQM84j
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktnZYBsjku
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JQFi7H6HW
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzsGmBsLOX
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMlZ6XLfO7
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9eb9FmwrJ
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUVBE1XgZ5
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6HUKbijbt
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsZ6fvqKWL
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrHKXgMJsU
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEBrAHwQtV
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxmwnpRX1o
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQXueGCog3
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「上台吧，快下課了。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBwBLlYGnk
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1VQpZyF99
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkcrlRylr3
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBrWrZDTSF
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU0iY3z8Ju
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ucKVVJKrq
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xQMrfrQDx
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdexXuLZkc4
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvcDDTAiVg
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvtYnQE1IC
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieEy68Ur7F
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6j1RHD8lX
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「廢話！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Uz5FWQq2j
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKsCPz8a1A
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIBVvwMEJw
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiYktnpxME
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO9sgkXIJ6
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jkOCsD0hj
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZEwx5gOR6
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「三等於八等於五十。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBWt3j3osP
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumszpZhA38
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lkbFltIrM
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklWGF8Pr6S
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rq7411BmH
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqiLu5swS1
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU6DDijTqB
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtsWqHikZi
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu56WOmeCQI
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcadcF4UDNB
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvxzwCV5b3
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvz99wXuZ4G
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGitDQBZxkX
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4T2EcGyS7b
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD74gqfEBWE
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyOjwKVh14
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ228Ysh5aB5
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0I89sYFeV
這時，小女孩───」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmFWlOo2lB
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRdp8QWwBQ
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW26f02Q0w0
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsQna6RtB0
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZvj2D9kq2
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT33k8tM36V
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「完美結尾！？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyFnFO1oM2
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK2SYIIe4r

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfbPqCIO5T
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WCsX55KOZ
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當日結果：279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IriAllw1n
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難得沒有事件發生。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJva4dxbWR
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柳困依然單身。

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