偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEIW8HWKMV
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdjR4GuLH3
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2RQcSmwyy
聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MeTk1sg5V
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeD1gTMim3
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NHJav9nPs
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLnPgvgvFv
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJB8BvHWD7
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaKTZYLmO3
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamrnOCYfTn
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1KslWMGPT
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLVqFRbYeu
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReZ7noJQ3x
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukST0HOIMs
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKf3iA4tgz
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95vuHZvbBE
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4RHFmid10
我：你呢？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbQlFoJpXM
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVAIhOp7Lj
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2ES40JkJI
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtd3ztJdlq
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdgsbJf0Nf
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlCDwk8IqK
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloXAmJPaem
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4VALvp8rM
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSGhpfQxTT
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cHKzEXaq1
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqjMnrgOL2
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I9Vn7FJSw
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6AVOkShEA
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0nVJHztK3
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhkDNNKzJQ
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIZXJpiAka
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyS5aIPeAhQ
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dxCGNmncv
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok0CjVHn0x
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBdUJDxZh0
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUk4nfQo0b
Marina：行邊個方向呀？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzm5oRivon
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvzjIB4NxE
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpLhZUUCDk
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyDZtSPiJY
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNMpcf9pSA
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aT2bnP9fZ
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXe1qb64v8
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1l5R9sAXZ
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin376ps26S
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aK4wC9jGG
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qqZYkL6qI
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjXH6XnKji
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpbgh9YGSK
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLstXI2WqzH
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASjp5cPdCi
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8DqrwgeHk
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLmD0winVI
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXdufMkl9V
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAs98tY8OG
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB85iZ9ECU0
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNT4TAOwm0
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTVeXu5vgF
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5D2jlfUel
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7u2zxrzrV
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63rhr1d4Iz
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiVV9O6b71
Marina：哦，原來係咁697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol4WDMWbQA
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25HQchECcJ
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mKe67YRay
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRYUoQhgLW
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RbLaRUVgH
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy56GlF4DNJ
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbVJlRMrHr
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp6LSo7EPG
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYGPvsrhZ6
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8gvVqFhst
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtRZR8AFnV
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEOO2FxNpI
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0kSfdPcbw
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fS3XiGt9U
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslRWaMmPG6
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoknKPKG6hn
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTKHBbmy0S
Marina：下次介紹你去做呀697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWjM5qDlpd
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN5eZ0hGu9
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T9bOUJrJA
我：咁下次約會先啦697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlAZuT1NLZ
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZCsa7o0Sl
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1r0XmNGZ7
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAW3OaXzGE
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GQAzf6HZH
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbCO349TZd
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzndqWojugV
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVaR1eNYXq
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfB3NwDn3i
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lEeEjubXb
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrenmHWGYp
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