飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。406Please respect copyright.PENANAAnGrr5LLMp
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。406Please respect copyright.PENANAFjabutDlPJ
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。406Please respect copyright.PENANAYuIX2xpu10
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?406Please respect copyright.PENANAZhlErbWUyK
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi406Please respect copyright.PENANAPzHLGIfcWu
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。406Please respect copyright.PENANANltgaAM7mY
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。406Please respect copyright.PENANAqAvyFmrkH8
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。406Please respect copyright.PENANAH8HslGlSbZ
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。406Please respect copyright.PENANAK4x7huSpGz
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。406Please respect copyright.PENANAUO6iBpiHKi
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。406Please respect copyright.PENANAbt48GnpGJ1
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。406Please respect copyright.PENANA9fya4OaReM
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。406Please respect copyright.PENANAaDs8nzIR2V
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。406Please respect copyright.PENANA9jSppfm4zf
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。406Please respect copyright.PENANAZj56K1lXlR
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!406Please respect copyright.PENANAH4S0J2aK2V
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。406Please respect copyright.PENANAL2xOl6Sg6b
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。406Please respect copyright.PENANAoXdeHhqE5v
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。406Please respect copyright.PENANAxrD3kGr5jI
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。406Please respect copyright.PENANAU892oEQVtY
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?406Please respect copyright.PENANAUG2tXhLY2q
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。406Please respect copyright.PENANAs54vN2NnOV
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。406Please respect copyright.PENANAIUo11HlJ9a
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。406Please respect copyright.PENANAbrtbu2xGsJ
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。406Please respect copyright.PENANAe5yDG7V1nC
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。406Please respect copyright.PENANAPwiLrkoVDb
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?406Please respect copyright.PENANATqakoQZYdB
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。406Please respect copyright.PENANATJsuHIFxSf
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?406Please respect copyright.PENANA4hwyvk0yJw
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)