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過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFflXZ4jPv
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVpJzqfcpf
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSP8Yg0iwJ
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwt7lFBOFf8
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0EKJADFJk
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdCR4VdEqS
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpjRmUt9fl
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6i1is4mQLu
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHia2yxjk62
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOQUWLV25r
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咦，配對成功了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyJNNdGBDz
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Elaine：you are interesting.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkaF60jh2D
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我：你幾時去過OP？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuZtuum2lC
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Elaine：It's a year ago.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sGTgvmQ3Y
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tsQRrtpme
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我：你邊間U㗎？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSQF5z2Mjk
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Elaine：CUHK487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoecZwdA65
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sAqxUkgVS
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zAott7MzF
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfdsBBmv1F
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5V9QpxNTW
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4qwbYSEvR
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPtKAlQNxe
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVkBKA3u3D
(Halloween嗰日有冇去迪士尼？)487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxRQN0PhL0
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