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過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bxg8JtpLL
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51BjKQP8DN
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLtMeDEYLl
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscAE3Xs7Wz
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY3OzHWCdp
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAjFYpUWi1
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjZTgDpu8V
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD7jbrbEsR
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzKVe2xIe0
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCcWh47qx3
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咦，配對成功了。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv751PvQWEr
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Elaine：you are interesting.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuPkL9eGmQ
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我：你幾時去過OP？490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL33VUrQBFr
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Elaine：It's a year ago.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAaHUZZtXq
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvYt20ahLH
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我：你邊間U㗎？490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4kbwUHiM8
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Elaine：CUHK490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQVOXdwNgM
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4mUvnbsgt
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAOdBMU985
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztYFHKpHfC
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ItsARng2T
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1bPKAJA3b
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D18y8xqqo
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7HZArpZY5
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