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過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87OuHRVh6V
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Rifg3mVFx
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5Xo7MGMma
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaaFVBtzv9
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5TU7JqtSA
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYS9XFTxgI
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjRo9vKzZ5
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HaNnusoYj
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeXSTg1LL5
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahiZr5xRFW
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咦，配對成功了。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeTTKVaTra
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Elaine：you are interesting.441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI8V9KI6Lo
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我：你幾時去過OP？441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykt4lOdBg5
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Elaine：It's a year ago.441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtL2kvJcLm
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRxx9WBgFo
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我：你邊間U㗎？441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNV5uTtX79
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Elaine：CUHK441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr3yPwm2po
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSD9QqfxBK
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TdabkYWGL
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uNEUk7lc3
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoKIhzq0OU
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4CTO0Q7qD
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpJu9Q0L19
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ7G9LOUM9
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