先澄清,我不是gay不是bi不是trans,我只是喜歡女性打扮而已,這只是興趣,我還是希望找到真正的女生交往。818Please respect copyright.PENANAP4uZphEzAl
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不出兩日,就有6個人對我右滑,我心中充滿著期盼,正要看看這些人是什麼人。可是,它竟然要我課金後才能看到他們神秘的容貌?818Please respect copyright.PENANAkv01KmkWgB
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在我的腦海裡經過一輪感性與理性之間的角力後,我還是課了一個月的Tinder Gold,只不過是$120/一個月,就當作是體驗交友app的世界是如何吧。818Please respect copyright.PENANAn5qOXa0TJD
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咦,有4個都是看似姣好外貌的女生,於是我想也不想便直接match;至於那兩位男生,我卻直接無視,可能是他們看見我的女裝照才滑進來吧,但畢竟我不是gay所以無視了他們。818Please respect copyright.PENANAVqcV15Xhxm
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第一個女生:小曉,她的檔案只有2張相片,兩張都是在日落的海邊拍的。相片頗悅目,我便跟她match了。818Please respect copyright.PENANAyZiHzrvo8h
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「在幹嘛?」她很主動地向我發出第一句。818Please respect copyright.PENANAXl5swMJk1n
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看她的用字,明顯不是香港人,要知道香港人不會這樣說話,要問都是問:「你喺度做緊咩?」818Please respect copyright.PENANA6o917PUNBd
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但是,心靈空虛的我,卻覺得用她來為自己消磨時間也不錯。818Please respect copyright.PENANAOV65zsNaMC
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我:在家沒事做。818Please respect copyright.PENANAZvx2gmhheG
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雖然只求心靈解脫,但畢竟這裡是網上,總要保留一點警戒心。818Please respect copyright.PENANAqpDvoWL1II
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我:你是在香港長大的嗎?818Please respect copyright.PENANAh71xF4Dir8
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小曉:是從大陸下來,然後在香港讀書的。818Please respect copyright.PENANAzwanHdBsJy
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我:我是本地人,現在等待DSE放榜啊。818Please respect copyright.PENANAZXcQKZNPMK
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小曉:你真的很努力啊!818Please respect copyright.PENANAOMQJoEUCC0
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我:你的照片很美啊,是在哪個海邊拍的?818Please respect copyright.PENANA4S5fRbY4rF
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我之所以這樣問,其實不只是純粹了解她生活那麼簡單,也是在考驗在照片裡的她是否真正的她;要知道在網上有很多騙子都會偷別人的圖。818Please respect copyright.PENANAvxqMr0Ntml
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小曉:我住在旺角,現在沒人。818Please respect copyright.PENANAHz3CmBQvS4
小曉:可以加wts聊嗎?我這裡不是常用。818Please respect copyright.PENANAyLoe5H9KHJ
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答非所問,我正在問你的照片是從哪裡拍,你卻嘗試轉移話題。818Please respect copyright.PENANAOJZgzWAzwP
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一般來說,真正交友的人都希望了解對方的生活;如果相片是真的話,是不可能說不出相片的來源,看見她不願說出或者想轉移話題的樣子,看來她不是真的交友。818Please respect copyright.PENANAiKb8Ykd8jj
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不過,我還是跟她交換wts,想看看接下來她想怎樣。818Please respect copyright.PENANAMmvcLjKW5W
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小曉:你要上來我家嗎?818Please respect copyright.PENANAEWVcrPWKJn
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這句說話使我理性的腦袋充滿了問號,哪有初次相識的女孩子會大膽得讓一個素未謀面的男生上她家呢?818Please respect copyright.PENANAu2mhGgAImC
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小曉:$500一小時啊818Please respect copyright.PENANA1G0A3pC0lJ
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這下子水落石出了,她只不過是個妓女,在找炮友。818Please respect copyright.PENANAp0KdxgqqiD
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帶點失望的我只好無奈地封鎖她的wts。818Please respect copyright.PENANAW7v0nBJq53
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接下來的三個女生,全都是大陸人,也對我重施故技,match了之後聊天不過15分鐘,便立刻詢問我的電話號碼,到了在wts聊天時,便馬上說什麼多少收費一小時之類的話。818Please respect copyright.PENANAkMLWkJP0GY
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我也嘗試過撥號給她們,可是每個撥號不是換來「你所打的號碼未有登記」,就是奇怪的長響。難道她們都是用在深水埗買來的「太空卡」?818Please respect copyright.PENANAkmCmaiJuys
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我之所以這樣做不是真的為了聊天,而是測試她們是否真正交友;據說性工作者怕被人知道自己的真正身份,怕被滋擾,所以都不會與人直接通電話的。如果是真正的交友,即使人不願意與人通電話,頂多也是正常長響直至被拒線而已,不用奇怪的長響。818Please respect copyright.PENANACQ3QJVAvrT
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她們明顯都是大陸「雞」,我毅然把這4個女生全都unmatch。818Please respect copyright.PENANANVGEiILfDT