如果你是A0，或者應該說，戀愛經驗少的話，就該甚麼都要嘗試一下。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11CLz78wrH
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對很多這類人來講，過份自信或自卑並不是主要弊病；不知自己實力，然後越級挑戰，想像自己能成功和男神/女神在一起，這也不是主要弊病；真正的弊病是：對愛情抱有不切實際幻想。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmpYCdkSuS
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美男美女人人都愛，即使你越級挑戰追他們，我也大可稱讚你志向遠大；但如果你不懂得分析當前形勢，不了解自己當前的實力，那你就像一個頭腦簡單的將士一樣，只會傻傻的亂衝。如果你不懂甚麼叫做「腳踏實地」，那一切都是空談。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAVHcBUFQX
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更多的時候，「喜歡美男美女」這種審美觀都是主流社會給你的，而不是真正發自你內心的。這就我們經常看見在各種媒體上，捧吹XX考試成績好，考進XX大學醫學院，然後直接把這件事跟前途光明劃上等號；但現在的重點是：別人考上了醫科，也意味著你也適合讀醫科嗎？甚至，你真的有這樣的能力嗎？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMN2iav79ll
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重點是：你配得起美男美女嗎？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU9UwUGsJ6
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戀愛像讀書一樣，只有真正接觸、了解過不同的人事物，才會真正知道自己想要甚麼，或者是適合甚麼。更多的時候，人所想像的，和真正接觸的，都有極大的期待落差。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztsdTUJE3V
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在交友app上，基本上樣子不是太差的女生，我都照樣swipe right（10分來講有最少4分都接受）。「有殺錯，冇放過」的原則，不但是為了增加配對成功的機會；而且能夠使自己增加機會，去接觸不同類型的女生。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4V0I8X5OI
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「阿浩，今晚就ball night啦，你冇皮鞋咩？」在宿舍大堂，我遇到相熟的同學。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCIwcAG8yw
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12月下旬，UST的一些學生會組織會陸續舉辦聯校ball night，而且都兼具聖誕節的氣氛。每逢ball night，大家都必定盛裝打扮，男生就離不開恤衫西褲、女生更加離不開濃妝豔抹的打扮，就有點像結婚/謝師宴這種隆重場面；而今晚多數人是為了結識異性，或者是其他大學的朋友。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBnbWUhDXy
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我好不容易才從衣櫃裡，找出一套幾乎塵封的西裝，準備今晚的舞會，聽說在這裡有機會出pool啊。老實說，我也很久沒穿過西裝了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUzmfhhMpt
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「有呀，只不過我陣間先換。」阿浩回道。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWHVOn7aIc
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我：你覺得邊間U嘅女高汁啲？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K6k4hHLWF
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阿浩：唔⋯⋯除咗UST之外基本上間間U都咁上下。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy4NyP3abu
阿浩：你知啦，UST，棍多，尤其是Engine嗰啲女，一係就腐女，一係就高汁女454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcMHymH1G1
阿浩：但呢度啲靚嘅，基本上都有晒仔454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKPrCW0XTU
阿浩：如果你識到其他U嘅女都介紹俾我啊！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91bKpEcRO2
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聽完這堆話，直覺裡，我就是想起交友app裡的人；畢竟，我也配對上一些中大和浸大的女生。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqongm2IAqx
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「你又真係match到幾多女啵！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfK7kKgFMK
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阿浩從我的手機裡翻著Bumble，他看了一看我的對話箱，充滿了一欄欄我和不同已成功配對女生的對話，不禁說出羨慕的話來。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgLicSLx7F
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我：都係靠profile包裝得好啫！你都見到啦，最重要係第一張相，我係女裝放第一，再加男裝放第二就攪掂。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgUENrmmSz
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阿浩：唔⋯⋯女仔對偽娘通常有兩極反應嘅，一係就非常之鍾意，一係就非常之接受唔到。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HUTgEKiOq
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阿浩低著頭滑我的手機，又好奇地按進其中一個對話箱，看見我如此奇怪的開場白：你真係150cm都冇？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnINMJiB6S
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「笑左。」他不禁捂住嘴巴忍笑。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufF72yTCDO
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阿浩：唔怪之得呢個女仔對你已讀不回啦。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1d5YdYaAN8
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基本上，我的開場白都是為每個match得來的女生量身定做，整體來講至少都能夠持續十回合的聊天。所以當時，我就是看見她在profile上，寫著自己只有146cm，就直接拋下這句。人總有犯錯的時候。這種錯誤，真的能使對方直接已讀不回。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4QcC7xqe4
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我和阿浩二人在宿舍房裡，他仍手執我的手機，在Bumble上看著不同類型的女生，左掃右滑。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS4AO5ZxnV
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阿浩：CU呢個女仔又幾正啵。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz4UnHLyMC
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我：但約唔到出嚟嘛。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPB7ZPDk80
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阿浩：以我所知，所謂嘅女朋友feel，係由呢兩種定義組合而成嘅。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKl0pAobeg
阿浩：阿浩：：一，係講你有冇一種想同佢傾嘅feel；二，係講你有冇一種想同佢屌嘅feel。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK95PtTrGCp
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我：oh, really?454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAERxazjr8
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我和阿浩坐在床上，就是一起看Bumble上女生，不停地在我的帳戶上，對女生左掃右滑，他也分享著自己的審美觀。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACBAbq7MmV
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阿浩：呢個女仔都唔差，要唔要？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68HqMtKMKh
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我：swipe right啦，有殺錯冇放過嘛！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSOksjX8Dx
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「呢個要唔要？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ3NSn17nZ
「skip 啦，太肥。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU1OHdKBc6
「呢個呢？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7URRRw1F7J
「唔⋯⋯都傾得嘅。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1Zs7AltGq
「呢個？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnR28frZ1k
「啱呀，又傾得又屌得。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum4xZYNbvb
「好，就要埋！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHq1GeXqIg
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在這幾十個女生之中，MK的，都有；還有一些女生，不穿衣服，還不敢露面的都有。有的女生還真的懂得耍這招：寧可故意上載十張側面照，就是不願上載一張五官清晰的正面照。如果是入世未深的男孩子，他們下體很易被這類女生玩弄得神魂顛倒。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5a3QqKny6
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不過這些通通都被我排除掉了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV7DjKUcaT
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「咦，呢個女仔我想要呀！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdDVnGzOeO
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我：阿浩，你鍾意呢一type？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hC1Sx3ZhT
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阿浩：係呀，你幫我swipe right。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTs6yibzB0
454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fjZ8CJGjG
相片裡的女生，20歲，她穿上具有台灣特色校服的人，都是純白色的T-shirt搭上純白色的百摺裙，有一頭及肩的黑髮。看照片大嘅160cm高，背景像是公園。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKv2o0Liy5C
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畢竟阿浩是台灣人，他是來HKUST諗書，也偶爾想認識一些非本地生。於是，我嘗試幫助他留下這個女生的聯絡。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF0EQpxIPo
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當然，從我使用交友app的經驗告訴我：這個女生對我swipe的機會也是渺茫。男生玩交友app，通常都要每swipe right 100個才遇到一個配對。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlskF6LBtqi
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阿浩：六點喇，夠鍾走喇！出pool請食飯。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkmOxCa93b
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我：大家咁話！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡva67D9oRdj
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說畢，我們出發。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3hHqIMK3T
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