沒想到,她竟然像當機的電腦一樣,不知為什麼突然不覆我了。607Please respect copyright.PENANA7L4SYzcc4H
607Please respect copyright.PENANAgpcacRppRM
然後我等了幾小時,才收到她的回覆。607Please respect copyright.PENANAYklV6oegvM
607Please respect copyright.PENANA1jTAVyGwOm
Annie:星期日我可能去買新衫607Please respect copyright.PENANAvjhMMUQau7
607Please respect copyright.PENANAyXnJPcylek
希望她只是剛好沒空回覆吧,我們又繼續聊話。607Please respect copyright.PENANAfZUZGg7Ij6
607Please respect copyright.PENANAribc1B6qoq
我採用「擠牙膏式」的聊天戰術,為免話題枯竭,我跟Annie聊天時都盡量避免主動開新話題,盡量能延續一個話題就延續下走,真的徹底用盡一個話題的「生命」,才去開發別的話題,好讓自己保留子彈。607Please respect copyright.PENANAyQ7kqy3TUW
607Please respect copyright.PENANAbxg51f6CJV
Annie:唉我我開始有少少有厭男607Please respect copyright.PENANAVtamQurjfC
607Please respect copyright.PENANAaknI4a1okP
見識淺薄的我馬上Google一下什麼是「厭男」,懂了,原來就是指一個人對男性的仇恨或偏見。607Please respect copyright.PENANAT2ZofycPvX
607Please respect copyright.PENANAAIBJ1Y7YGg
說實話,Annie的這句說話引起我一點共鳴,因為我曾經被校園欺凌,欺凌者多是男性同學;幸好在我出來社會工作,更遇上知心好友之後,我漸漸勇敢起來。607Please respect copyright.PENANAQdKdv2MyAp
607Please respect copyright.PENANAjCcrXEhzlc
我:你有冇拍過拖呀?607Please respect copyright.PENANAwqjWri2azT
607Please respect copyright.PENANAykBxRwsU0m
Annie:有呀,但之後俾佢飛咗我607Please respect copyright.PENANAtWeXcfoNZV
Annie:出街時俾人望住我哋607Please respect copyright.PENANAaAxx59jtw1
Annie:於是EX話我肥,我影衰佢607Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6gVkdw5AD
Annie:咁我咪串返佢,你都只係個排骨精,唔好以為你好大隻。607Please respect copyright.PENANA6YUjhcGjW1
Annie:唉,我好討厭男人自大、唔細心607Please respect copyright.PENANAPbfztRoqY6
607Please respect copyright.PENANAerJ7prAxa7
我:好好奇你喺公司係點樣面對男人607Please respect copyright.PENANANiP840ItM8
我:話說Tinder呢度都幾多大陸同外國人607Please respect copyright.PENANAgvb1W0Fwi6
我:好想完咗疫情之後去外國玩607Please respect copyright.PENANAzfIntdHxzk
607Please respect copyright.PENANAEFi9r0sc1H
我想嘗試轉移話題,談一些輕鬆的話題以緩和氣氛。607Please respect copyright.PENANArqIVzABwsX
607Please respect copyright.PENANAs6pkmaFuFI
Annie:我公司冇男人㗎607Please respect copyright.PENANAF2fhK2Sasl
Annie:我哋好中意討論邊個男仔係gay(哈哈607Please respect copyright.PENANA6i7BWVajP8
Annie:通常我哋都一致覺得十個靚仔九個gay。607Please respect copyright.PENANAShGL9eABat
607Please respect copyright.PENANAkxliMLKkFE
然後她又發了個哈哈大笑的表情。607Please respect copyright.PENANAYUfASefWiy
607Please respect copyright.PENANAKDncZnUHav
我:你呢有冇去過外國?607Please respect copyright.PENANAitKWP7QYNP
我:有機會我想去冰島先607Please respect copyright.PENANAsYtRqLNC3V
我:凡係有島嘅地方我都中意去 😊607Please respect copyright.PENANAqVJmTNgaSq
607Please respect copyright.PENANAzwacStqVK8
Annie:吉之島607Please respect copyright.PENANA3KsW9RdOmz
607Please respect copyright.PENANA6zH2m9kzwq
說完爛笑話,又說回外國男生。607Please respect copyright.PENANAXeqBa1gHsD
607Please respect copyright.PENANAyoYJnDfXv9
Annie:我真係好想識返個嚟自歐洲嘅男人,佢哋通常又高又靚過啲亞洲人。607Please respect copyright.PENANAvyubuzT6CT
607Please respect copyright.PENANAReoxqJWgSY
我:Tinder我都有好多仔仔swipe我607Please respect copyright.PENANAOu39np8YRG
607Please respect copyright.PENANApr7AFcCT3J
從創帳號到目前為止已經最少三個星期,明明我都已經個人檔案上表明自己是偽娘了,為什麼還有這麼多的男生對我右滑?差不多平均每日就有1.5個男生對我右滑,現在加起來都有幾十個,當中還有不少是外國人。607Please respect copyright.PENANAQSTtxFkX64
607Please respect copyright.PENANAjZDVNWrvRF
至於女生當然也有,平均每星期2.5個,可是也有很多約炮、機器人。七除八扣,只計算真正交友的話,即我每星期我只有遇到一個女生。607Please respect copyright.PENANApTrqtBUDKT
607Please respect copyright.PENANAzrtaAGSCJW
我:歐洲男仔基因係高大又白淨嘅(笑喊607Please respect copyright.PENANATy5sQpsP2R
607Please respect copyright.PENANALumxMW7HRL
這個星期日沒有約會,大家繼續過自己的日子。607Please respect copyright.PENANAUIh84oQzG2
607Please respect copyright.PENANAnDebK7nlNe
又過了幾天,我和知心好友Jason一起到銅鑼灣,在一間Pacific Coffee裡邊喝咖啡邊聊近況。607Please respect copyright.PENANAbfzD5SCEPf
607Please respect copyright.PENANAnsO5k29rCL
Jason是我早陣子一個人搬到外面獨自居住時,認識到的室友,久而久之也發展成知心好友。他經常都會說些職場、社會、人性的真相給我聽。607Please respect copyright.PENANAwJMgV1MQYr
607Please respect copyright.PENANAP8KT5aZOHD
見面時,我把我和Annie的近況一五一十地告訴他,連Annie的大頭照片他都看過了。607Please respect copyright.PENANAbkMyN1M8xM
607Please respect copyright.PENANACf3tWDnMLF
「呢個肥妹仔邊同你啱傾㗎?」Jason咽下一口白咖啡,說道。607Please respect copyright.PENANA4aUaYfyXpo
607Please respect copyright.PENANArA8Qhnj8eu
我:我都係識下唔同嘅人啫,有排到未係拍拖啦。607Please respect copyright.PENANANSpbeY7OvT
607Please respect copyright.PENANAuhczy1EeIw
Jason:嗱,我喺外國同香港都接觸過唔少人,憑經驗嚟講我睇人好準嘅。607Please respect copyright.PENANAWQyBlWG9h6
Jason:Andy,呢個肥妹仔人就冇乜嘢,但係容易俾人整喊,如果佢喊你哄返佢又冇事。607Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5p4cYQqr0
607Please respect copyright.PENANAev1Z2F0HGu
以我認識的Jason,是一個讀國際學校的人,也曾在澳洲留學。他交過不少女生,上過不少次床,是個曾經的花花公子,總之食女無數。607Please respect copyright.PENANA9BtvuEOecW
607Please respect copyright.PENANAFPzDQUrCAH
既然他那麼懂人性,那麼他當然比我更了解女人心理了。607Please respect copyright.PENANA74G3inUCFb
607Please respect copyright.PENANAZnmU9PI6ZT
我:嚟緊禮拜日我又諗住試吓約佢出嚟行街,佢話要買衫喎。607Please respect copyright.PENANAIvX7jAjlsb
607Please respect copyright.PENANAMCLGkGi7vB
Jason:不如咁啦,你同佢講,話你最近有個朋友由澳洲返嚟,想識下朋友,你信唔信佢一定出嚟?607Please respect copyright.PENANAbY9NztaeaR
607Please respect copyright.PENANANlxHacrke2
我:你都三十幾,而我同佢都廿幾歲,而且你又外國長大,我哋就正宗香港人,文化同思想差異咁大,唔係幾個喎,我驚尷尬。607Please respect copyright.PENANAutORnC2bRf
607Please respect copyright.PENANAeEmeqL2H5c
就是如此,我謝絕了Jason的幫助,決定繼續由自己來行動。607Please respect copyright.PENANAhgJHjMuH7w
607Please respect copyright.PENANABMy95AoZNm
到了星期六的晚上,當時剛吃完飯,我又跟Annie在聊。607Please respect copyright.PENANADgJKCSkjnV
607Please respect copyright.PENANAi80MSdEyhi
「既然聽朝早你會去睇衫嘅,咁就如一齊去啦,反正我都想睇下啲化妝品for動漫節出cosplay用。」我再次拋出約會請求。607Please respect copyright.PENANApjbsPV9LmF
607Please respect copyright.PENANApR82KI3DHN
Annie又當機呀?剛才聊天時會秒回,現在一講完這句就突然不回覆了。