飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。404Please respect copyright.PENANAEP1PXuS3Bv
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。404Please respect copyright.PENANA1nbud1YXZL
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。404Please respect copyright.PENANAZH1E1H0vNp
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?404Please respect copyright.PENANARpJOMaC0B0
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi404Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5wwsUizL9
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。404Please respect copyright.PENANAz4VhcWmr7v
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。404Please respect copyright.PENANAzZYXXsiEzk
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。404Please respect copyright.PENANAsqdQd0qVnp
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。404Please respect copyright.PENANAFQLw9G9Y8E
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。404Please respect copyright.PENANAl6ecDUf2Wz
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。404Please respect copyright.PENANAEO9iezvEzM
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。404Please respect copyright.PENANAC65Mz29kLp
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。404Please respect copyright.PENANA35CLrQNLZ7
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。404Please respect copyright.PENANAB0rQOUMfw9
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。404Please respect copyright.PENANA1UlpQI0jkj
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!404Please respect copyright.PENANA2XM0rywJT3
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。404Please respect copyright.PENANAOVlIhFYswO
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。404Please respect copyright.PENANAIFHnwoh1CT
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。404Please respect copyright.PENANAVnpSalqk8F
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。404Please respect copyright.PENANAKuEZYE0T2E
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?404Please respect copyright.PENANApUI2wvvKVX
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。404Please respect copyright.PENANAtbFa0MNdeI
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。404Please respect copyright.PENANAcApdl8jWzR
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。404Please respect copyright.PENANAWdDYeaidCy
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。404Please respect copyright.PENANABlfQFl2Qpu
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。404Please respect copyright.PENANASSD4C6QJCp
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?404Please respect copyright.PENANA8I4vLI4G1k
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。404Please respect copyright.PENANAtjcvncAGPk
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?404Please respect copyright.PENANA9sNCjfQBob
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)