過了First date後的當晚,Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。219Please respect copyright.PENANAxKqIQNyEUn
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自從我採用「女裝放第一,男裝放第二」的戰術之後,「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。219Please respect copyright.PENANAikSOq2p3fz
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配對數量方面,據我的非精密觀察,平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我;有時在高峰期,更可以在一天內match上2個女生。219Please respect copyright.PENANAHyIX1PApK5
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有時心情好,我便會審視一下個人檔案,考慮換些照片。219Please respect copyright.PENANAkp1JBmE15G
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「哎呀!你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時,它彈出了這句。219Please respect copyright.PENANA1A65cLM5jZ
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原來,Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照;我的女裝三點式照片辣過火,結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。219Please respect copyright.PENANA6TwIZxs2D3
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趁著我回校上課的途中,我又Swipe了一大堆女生。219Please respect copyright.PENANAhh6nfOUGf9
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唔,這個女生也頗甜美,那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡,身穿短衣短褲,正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照,她還擁抱著那棵樹。219Please respect copyright.PENANAZDkRYKVtpp
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再按一下看下一張,是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照,穿著上賣一點性感,是很正常的背心。219Please respect copyright.PENANA3VcO5v7Het
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唔,就照樣右滑她吧!219Please respect copyright.PENANA2BS2rpOwDu
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咦,配對成功了。219Please respect copyright.PENANA83s6t68mGy
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Elaine:you are interesting.219Please respect copyright.PENANA9ga1zY0pfm
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我:你幾時去過OP?219Please respect copyright.PENANApREqSDKK0t
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Elaine:It's a year ago.219Please respect copyright.PENANA276iDqcI7O
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣,是配對之後必做的事。219Please respect copyright.PENANAzbgnkj9jrc
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我:你邊間U㗎?219Please respect copyright.PENANAVLYHIdmr8d
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Elaine:CUHK219Please respect copyright.PENANA5Og9g3lg0G
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這個女生,也算是我遇到的奇人之一。219Please respect copyright.PENANAsYZ4NLiecc
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憑我主觀判斷,她明明是本地人;但在對話時,她總是假裝自己只懂英語,從來都不會以中文回覆。219Please respect copyright.PENANAOmqtknCWLA
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Elaine:Why you have such nickname?219Please respect copyright.PENANAtf5LrUANsV
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我:Coz I ff myself as a god.219Please respect copyright.PENANAzhdjva5QEP
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Elaine:Wow, yo have so big ego.219Please respect copyright.PENANARTo2FIDjMr
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士,那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯219Please respect copyright.PENANAPxcEF8HCT0
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我:Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?219Please respect copyright.PENANAi4wOgL7qfS
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