偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtiHV3rQ1N
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryIa3I6Xdz
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdltFWwSS6D
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不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLgxKDJZ6P
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她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbOe9K06XG
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「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BVeIaP3PS
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lqC8hN6ob
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhPX7zI5t4
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTGe8cV9IO
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRaXndGUDm
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我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu72x86ZLI1
我：你呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsNvSZwsF7
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZfBdFS8VG
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGz0xtGPws
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADimBk8D6m
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGVNWdZEJK
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7980LIrYH
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXwLcXWOHZ
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31WzWVgbPx
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZisr9UmR0
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e72504eG6
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBldH2kVK6e
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpxfb0En8q
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結果Marina很爽快地答應了。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq9BTf51CC
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9meQ7LVe7
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXRVniVk2V
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PIzInt4TS
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYxKovCnvT
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqomSG9BSg
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRs6ACdbpCf
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLiScNAstG
Marina：行邊個方向呀？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6tYluIL5M
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsP8VarEsr
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq4cIRLS6y
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpF5k8xACm
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiYMYXpegW
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Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ29qhZS3B
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfu0BOyXNr
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhKtIR21SY
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我：真係辛苦曬你喎～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pA7ol35Xf
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISafDJ36SA
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFgYpkMRIb
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Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUlRXTkzGD
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我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjHHTRYBh0
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Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXksA7HeLV
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqbLmBiaTM
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我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CCYbnAaHz
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBnH6UZ6VL
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAvBliL30N
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Marina：哦，原來係咁702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUoKJEkJcg
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb1D7f4LAG
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但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0AaOmIMOM
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通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp15nw0qUIN
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所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVMdCfQp6R
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt500rYAQLr
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDePzumJaj
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可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6UoIG0jLU
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX20qkk9DE
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFRtSWxYX6
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFji9zWSGmf
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAKVznQGe7
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwP6Dse9iq
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我：咁下次約會先啦702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqX8ZBRPTg
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這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNHpV7pEtt
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zjtE6PXgy
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEd6jxPlJv
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQA6g0d60j
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhPYeB4Yim
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvE2zC3sAC
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hp1JslXUz
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDCikept5x
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