《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOebpZE0iaR

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vFdGldzv6
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「答對囉！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq44wmd5TF
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXnS0PVSUj
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXVlJkyONv
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「咦咦咦！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhzGqnd76B
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NiHxyxpJt
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObCaU6f2g1
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「要開始囉！一號！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMAEplKbsE
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是三岐。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMPD2SRWVe
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYSLb0pZbI
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHgMJ0WZf3
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ777wouVdwN
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後面追著兩個人。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJfIWRUKX1
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBj9SYYwjf
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQnIuKpZw3
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsC9Oyl8od
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我加快腳步。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjW71000c1
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlSxeAbshl
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qxPivj8cs
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU5tQrzLU2
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUFiWLphIb
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGihoySVr4I
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGsWgRbl6n
我開始默默祈禱。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d2Cl4pIct
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEiHUSAXKc
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgx3Bv5FLz
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三岐走下台。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDhCAev9A3
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaIyNjyVFJ
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx2evWuF4Q
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZhHoLUUcu
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij4X9bXlpD
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUJcO7cZA7
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AANQKZSSn
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mWO98z2Id
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQNa5slwVw
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「五十。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCagJ0FDcE
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQct8S4Qkza
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMV5McSyTP
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLfLvmG260
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoX31tLdU6
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYxCK9Y92n
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「因為這是背景設定。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5twiJC7vSX
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaWwgD4KK3
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynScYVZ6jp
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「再縮短一點。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Nsz0V8Mf4
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEYtUkqn0a
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「再短一點。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLQQmdgJJb
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICZjTQPTgo
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCE6JeQ0qZ
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxtBmAUqUb
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「世債哈樓。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPiHGoHTQS
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsunM23m43O
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZvqz9g23B
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVjsyyJtmY
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「請把酒放回桌上。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNaQT2q71N
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVIrLbzKeH
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACxyJIG9JC
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMAF7AzFra
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNjS4lsdmU
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFVU1Bbsjk
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmT3mZZAz1
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS3tqEANvZ
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nWdfYwQfE
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ184QOiKbu2
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUzSgUEi6R
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm3UmqHOBa
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「貓公爵是什麼？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPQNVV7qX1
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLumdc8Xai
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z69bfTXL2
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ84ewew5cf
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScLXDE3ixM
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlak4DmHl0q
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9Z8RnR5qC
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「三等於八。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffzlaK10iW
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjKGMoqZ61
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEhmAbe4Wh
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJv7USs6QB
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRmq2sdYrR
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdhAnnd3OR
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLfIysm4gA
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你們這群小王八蛋。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4fDOsB8aE
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr17ERoZ5E8
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3MS9u1Bet
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIBR8i95wg
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroVBBS7j1Z
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3XUvke2Ri
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya1dL4WG2p
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v6SzUjtKa
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvnXYo8Hf1
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7QVYp448K
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPyrKmVR6A
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgt5R6E9X2
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPUVnBybHS
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcnx63SVof
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuuUnPle47
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyZgDsOG2I
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「上台吧，快下課了。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0e4iqHYu9
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGq1TbgJzI
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAGcdZhOcT
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNVc44va8z
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g2avaVSNr
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz509RAFr1
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXxsiJzlGB
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9IU4BrQU8
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaCoLBONke
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQBrAZWRJ0
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkNh1wfhDD
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1AiRpQJK2
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw7nKd2h9Z
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「廢話！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVjMKjuWOp
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH80S7aMOT
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYI0F6XxLsf
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSwxXtUCP6
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tpMVBIFiF
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo78yxG07hb
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrQ1CVbOmG
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「三等於八等於五十。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkiLSn3G9H
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KLPbYnWBE
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGjV0J2kxQ
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY7mgGkKHo
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfVAIUboMr
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26PlNI8Crp
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmLFyctACs
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxkIwAdqxM
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ow8aTNRcw
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBQaLMjbPy
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq9A531raC
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwJT3pNXzX
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwdChgiZTI
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuW8HvaKhQJ
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyj7EYEOlf
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTBbVAXNqK
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulTg3cqOyB
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1EwRiuaXA
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfpV0GXoYk
這時，小女孩───」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ82sQhvg0
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7rCmd1AqY
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhMTFwA5io
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9ausxWG5k
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuiJPX9RFz
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vli8thRbL
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「完美結尾！？」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxbco4dIjG
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRYsHVHVMx

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xpB3j7pnB
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTe6hpZTAA
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當日結果：281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXgGzwYuY8
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難得沒有事件發生。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLJ4wL5zgj
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柳困依然單身。

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