《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09ptbicQlO

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg43JR7v3FP
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「答對囉！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitMTMk6FJQ
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgglBrHwEPl
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXQG29XqD1
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「咦咦咦！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd58tSa1Gl
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCqbtlVrno
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQJhx6GLgw
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「要開始囉！一號！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpkmQE7Wh7
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是三岐。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP3DYNCWQV
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ699KIEc5xt
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmBR9uUKCp
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJBOmkQpZA
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後面追著兩個人。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6a9sglGVL
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVXrQxstU4
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfBLfa3vh8
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarP1cNcgUm
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我加快腳步。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHnDDMjUMo
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRbHtrLcIF
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxYIbO5eyF
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6Wsqbp8p7
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfAbehYUZq
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDfJb3C63L
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR8amPYOtQ
我開始默默祈禱。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyuhl28ESG
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3HDjwNJ9s
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqf0FUONZ4
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三岐走下台。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj32HFHkzc
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1gnm5Q1ZC
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxH8T4tNjV
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eGqcErboE
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNcwiqGe7v
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg6vwAJx8W
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvKySXhj4c
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq5NhiLegw
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5YCR1Uib6
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「五十。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGcyqcIg3u
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR8oGLRki2
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPhrLqUcW7
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvmiKh4tlp
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovuzNgp2QQ
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSIrWW8Ko5
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「因為這是背景設定。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNAdB7zGvH
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAudVzOr5f
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUnUXAnqDi
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「再縮短一點。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcXbiVHzuA
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllKcDiUHnG
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「再短一點。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiYVNeTcU6
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEItVGOB7mO
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDne0D4P0v
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTclLwh0up2
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「世債哈樓。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnZqhY11o4
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt6YgKFK6i
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdjb9sdK4E
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIwT3PHGAb
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「請把酒放回桌上。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkB2J3eb7o
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZGpeU8tKc
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkvwN2Mmcg
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHXOx7caZF
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVsvfYUjW5
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAeSSg39E6
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CNiAFOm6y
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1fW4uKVKp
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPYX8yHswb
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ2ZOulvHG
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGRYgXVI71
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTvKYpJDew
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「貓公爵是什麼？」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOl9QHhtVN
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5bg3X1OCr
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDYDE2rcMc
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CA1yhJJ6R
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup8GXw0TWU
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKETIbYlW2
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5piIHbE98
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「三等於八。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGgVJXfHcf
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa2EQzgePW
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHCjwrp8kC
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAEptgPU87
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXoX9VuISc
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A9FOtbKit
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzr4VmRZoP
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你們這群小王八蛋。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMRh5uV5zZ
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6yhlpdABZ
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5e1XqCDgH
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1VTUp6suV
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz20RgbexDo
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zANLAsOKV
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xogpOMtlT
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO42iuSl5tv
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWtUcad3Ky
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這時，小女孩───」320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMXoAsYlWt
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