x

過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0xEGPCjDN
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzHekORC8C
自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5X68dt4BM
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYgvcJxcVH
配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh0I29D51b
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjAk1GfIRg
有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeX9idrSzR
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL85H4nocb2
「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfufIboCZG8
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8HdfbYTRh
原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTWVfEBG5X
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26jbnd0hjq
趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjyL29EAne
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGt38DeEjs
唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2WzfLTqqk
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzibjTuuQXd
再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxWKAeLuJ2
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHcJp84RWa
唔，就照樣右滑她吧！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPpxtaCsNT
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgVvUOsqb5
咦，配對成功了。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3hJHmlklR
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1FpjiMWn2
Elaine：you are interesting.440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiy3PlbJHb
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUgWi7gkDn
我：你幾時去過OP？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaXgXNFkRv
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXrtNP4GVg
Elaine：It's a year ago.440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCinHUp7dVL
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVet34i9veX
對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MIXl4fkCb
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdGuOY83yU
我：你邊間U㗎？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7Kin1jaHG
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsIEwB9eR3
Elaine：CUHK440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkowp7IU2b
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQYCA4PVHd
這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp2F9CjOWB
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37WbGSic4g
憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCp4O46mIr
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJPI0FXp3E
Elaine：Why you have such nickname?440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX95W5vLn0
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeDMhu1O0r
我：Coz I ff myself as a god.440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYREMVgi9By
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuDMdyzvhp
Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywW5CJL7eW
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOYiGz0tPu
既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MWWdLYCod
440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5thRtyWTa
我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j9bN5E9hK
(Halloween嗰日有冇去迪士尼？)440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9zSYGKFSs
8964 copyright protection436ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl0Ys36zsT 維尼

3.143.209.210