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突然一涼。40Please respect copyright.PENANALgS7RJlzte
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我睜開眼。40Please respect copyright.PENANASytCU5eJCq
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我才想起來,原來我被虐到暈了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ4urN8BzL
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這時用冷水把我潑醒,大概是要開始上課。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9N9V2ygH5Y
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過程怎麼樣我已經記不太清楚,從我身上的傷痕來看,大概就是被痛揍一頓、鞭子抽、夾手指……該有的都沒有少,不過張飛還是有特地避開我受傷的肩膀,而且比起貂蟬、黃月英那種虐待法好像根本是小巫見大巫。40Please respect copyright.PENANAnv0MbACn5o
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不過那真他媽的還是很痛。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZwlPwUVclb
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痛到我不斷在罵髒話。40Please respect copyright.PENANACN06Mw7jQS
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幹。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJxUUY8oF9K
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三國演義看到黃蓋用苦肉計就短短幾句話帶過,我從來沒什麼感覺的,這時自己用了,才知道那真他奶奶的強大。40Please respect copyright.PENANAUJVwqQlDUL
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我亂七八糟的髒話有點多很抱歉。40Please respect copyright.PENANArtElnHJJZI
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不過我現在已經痛到麻痺,沒有什麼感覺。40Please respect copyright.PENANAbmYV3ouvIX
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簡雍和麋竺坐在一旁,看得似乎是快睡著了,偏偏還是要硬撐著看我怎麼被虐。你們這兩個死變態,就不要讓我抓到你們的把柄,到時候看我怎麼整你們。40Please respect copyright.PENANAuGDUFPGu4R
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張飛見我醒了,道:「你說是不說?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAEfXCZekOcB
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我沉默。瞥了眼簡雍和麋竺。40Please respect copyright.PENANAdrhWawtLOA
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已經夠了嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANAW3tjrz386g
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張飛拿起長鞭。40Please respect copyright.PENANA0vGlgR3KH9
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麋竺卻是起身,道:「張將軍,這幾套我已經看膩了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAhvmbPT31tO
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張飛:「刑求有刑求的方法,要痛感強烈、卻又不能致死,不是想怎麼樣就怎麼樣的。如果隨隨便便把人虐死了,情報要從哪裡得來?」40Please respect copyright.PENANABaN5Qc2ghP
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麋竺:「我只是想給個建議。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAmRkNCXiSGE
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張飛:「什麼建議?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAYY8lpSSvgf
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麋竺:「這傢伙,我看是不到黃河不死心了。我看不如這樣吧,先上黥刑,然後讓他遊街示眾,引他另一個同伴出來,來個甕中捉鱉。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAplFU6vWFwG
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張飛:「麋大人,你口口聲聲說是對我大哥忠誠,卻想在新野的百姓面前用這麼殘忍的手段?你難道是想毀我大哥一世英名?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAh1VoOU2Ge2
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麋竺聞言,諾諾不再說話。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPE3JThFfxg
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簡雍:「麋大人的想法是以些不妥。不過,這個人如此嘴硬,或許是更重名聲,黥刑倒是可以考慮。」40Please respect copyright.PENANADAhSxkjt9a
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麋竺也立刻跟著說:「別的對他沒用,搞不好黥刑就有用了。況且刑具都已經擺好,也不是什麼麻煩事。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA0ATjYb7uJa
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張飛一時無語,不知道該不該阻止。40Please respect copyright.PENANARz7D2X1bh3
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麋竺已經喊道:「來人!上火!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAjv3xtFeLnw
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我則是已經放棄了。40Please respect copyright.PENANARmRpwBN4Ky
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傷疤什麼的就算了,有一點疤搞不好更帥更有型──但黥刑可是得用火烙一個醜死人的字在我臉上,要是真變成那樣,我老婆還不跟我離婚?40Please respect copyright.PENANAiJKAv4yPVG
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最多就到這了。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9yemhWJ4gs
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再下去就不是不符合比率原則,而是根本就是不合邏輯。40Please respect copyright.PENANAQId4kR2gG0
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我正要開口,沒想到這時鏡兒喊道:「慢著。」40Please respect copyright.PENANALSTp14s5sD
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麋竺愣了下,隨即不滿地說:「不過是個丫環竟敢這樣跟我說話?讓妳裝成將軍,妳就真當自己是將軍了?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAtAhxD65oVA
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鏡兒:「小人不敢。但、但是,左將軍一向仁慈,還請大人三思。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAO0KVqEU1Kv
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這小姑娘對我還真不錯。40Please respect copyright.PENANAk0Z4dmLdcP
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麋竺:「什麼時候輪得到妳跟我談論左將軍的為人?妳這……」40Please respect copyright.PENANA3tdFOex0Wk
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我:「喂,別吵了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAhuO3MlFjt2
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麋竺突然接不下話。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3J23g7YM6I
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簡雍:「那你早點坦白,也省得浪費我們的時間。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAZJnDF64FLT
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我:「好,我說。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZnFlvVll3
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簡雍也接不下話。40Please respect copyright.PENANA18LkjhyPBg
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我:「我可以把事情告訴你們,但是有條件。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA2AUwd5FaUC
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張飛:「什麼條件,你說說看。」40Please respect copyright.PENANArFovqWY1rA
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我:「我要你保證我活著離開,另外給我白銀百兩、兩個美女、寶馬兩匹,還要對外宣稱我已經死了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANADG0Elamunk
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麋竺:「哈哈,竟有如此可笑之人。你的命就握在我的手裡,竟然還敢跟我討價還價?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAyQQdsPzuPJ
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我:「哈哈哈哈哈。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAS94DI9LPdK
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麋竺:「你又笑什麼?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAc2iOgWa8Gc
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我:「我才覺得你可笑。我這個情報可是關係你們整個新野城所有人的命,我這麼點小小的要求你也捨不得給,那就在這裡等死好了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA7BngwJUQ7Z
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麋竺:「你這傢伙……」40Please respect copyright.PENANAolRljAv5Z9
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簡雍突然喊道:「麋大人,不要被他挑釁了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAqSe75BRjc2
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麋竺不悅地瞪著我,但還是收斂了話語。40Please respect copyright.PENANAFCiTD5kdC5
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張飛道:「好,這件事我就答應你了。說吧。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAnlt2ntOSgB
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我:「你當我傻了?你先放了我、東西備好,那我才會說。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAfSS91OWP5n
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「現在外面被包圍,就算我放了你你也出不去。」張飛說著,眼神如飢餓的猛虎一樣盯著我。「你可別真當我只有那些手段,要是把我逼急了,會倒楣的是你。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAWt3cBM7auU
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我嚥了口口水。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3r34cwScSw
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我:「好,就算我信了你。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAuPrSF2cvfq
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張飛不再說話。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZIzv4wO418
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另外三人也只是看著我,等我開口40Please respect copyright.PENANAX3ie7ytkTY
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我深呼吸了一口氣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAswFHfiPl6P
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我:「我才不叫什麼司馬懿,我叫諸葛亮。我確實不是曹操派來的,我只是替曹燁做事情。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAhC083tyK3g
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最吃驚的應該就是麋竺了,但我相信另外兩個人也一樣震驚,不管他們腦中的我應該要說哪一種版本,都不是我現在要說的話。40Please respect copyright.PENANAOi4EKe40V9
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我:「對,我不玩了──這場爛戲我不演了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAiX8SuM8t8b
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我看著張飛:「你真當我的是被小貝找來的?我來這裡的目的根本就不是要替你們解決什麼事情,只是照曹燁的意思安插進來博取你們信任。等這件事情完了,就會把你們一口氣解決掉,名正言順接收劉備的勢力。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAqFiVvv8JYu
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張飛啞然。40Please respect copyright.PENANAAWoQ7Ao5s6
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我看著簡雍:「我早就知道你是曹燁用來造成這一團混亂的,少在那邊裝傻了。我知道的遠比你想的還要多,你不過就是個魁儡而已,遲早兩邊都沒有活路,還有空在這邊對我大小聲,真是不知死活。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAU9zyLnDgAr
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簡雍震驚。40Please respect copyright.PENANAmFxnwDT9Hj
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我看著麋竺:「你最白癡了,什麼都不知道還在這裡跟人家湊熱鬧,真的是要笑死我。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAXaQyQw8oIH
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麋竺啞口無言。40Please respect copyright.PENANAmFaArrGUuw
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簡雍首先反應過來,怒道:「我聽你在胡說八道!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAfBAnfaqU1H
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我:「誰跟你開玩笑,你可知道我和曹燁是什麼關係?她這次來會親自到這裡就是要找我,你難道會不清楚?」40Please respect copyright.PENANA2f0YRJ32cu
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簡雍:「我根本就不知道你在說什麼。你要想再這樣隨口胡謅誣陷我,就不要怪我不客氣了!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAMTN4diwht6
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我:「你不想承認也無所謂,總之事情就是這樣了。我也不知道是哪邊沒溝通好,搞得我這樣全身是傷就算了,還要給我用什麼黥刑──我不玩了,這爛攤子你們自己去解決吧,我要走了。」 40Please respect copyright.PENANAQkBMri668q
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