第二十一回 Wonderful world106Please respect copyright.PENANAeUE4lxpzbZ
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有玩開app嘅朋友都知道其實來來去去都係同一班人玩。106Please respect copyright.PENANA5MvmSPnBbw
正常嘅,純粹好奇嘅朋友玩兩玩自然會走,因為好悶個個講嘅野都幾乎一樣。106Please respect copyright.PENANAOkaWuUUS28
不外乎你搵乜呀?約唔約呀?做我SL啦。106Please respect copyright.PENANAJbDq75J21m
至於留係到嘅都有一種心癮,係尋找一個假希望。106Please respect copyright.PENANAq0g69H6i47
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上次同個人妻嘈好想爆粗鬧佢點知佢走咗,今次撞返重唔有仇報仇。106Please respect copyright.PENANASNZVqTEiU9
我:【原來又係妳。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAp91R4muCJF
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人妻:【哈哈。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAxxsSwgPxoR
居然重笑得出,等我快快手打返上次十八個字嘅粗口先,就係我打緊時忽然見到佢寫咗一句。106Please respect copyright.PENANApKkIiyU0I6
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人妻:【雖然我平日講野好串,有時會過咗火不過唔係有心,喺到同你講聲對唔住。】106Please respect copyright.PENANA1DnDN2QC8l
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雖然唔係親耳聽到,但係望住對唔住呢三個字,我係到諗,係我人生入面好似從來都係只有我同人講,好似無人對我講過。106Please respect copyright.PENANAPqURceSBHK
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人地都講咗對唔住重用粗口問候人地好似唔係咁好,106Please respect copyright.PENANAFmTWseaoCE
算啦,男人老狗唔好咁小家。106Please respect copyright.PENANAun9Lo9ZBkT
於是我將嗰十八個字粗口del咗,然後話:【妳係唔係又同老公一齊玩app呀?我洗唔洗同佢打聲招呼先。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAkWUZwZW9EN
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人妻:【老公唔知我玩app,上次只係諗住玩下你,對唔住。】106Please respect copyright.PENANA2nbOvnym9f
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一個三唔識七嘅女人可以連講兩次對唔住,一係佢做服務業,一係佢真心,佢之前問有無工介紹應該無做野,所以我偏向相信後者。106Please respect copyright.PENANAD54JvLD1lt
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我:【過去咗啦,算啦。】106Please respect copyright.PENANADMDAHf0U2c
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人妻:【哈哈,果然係老手,夠大方。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAdR5pY3KJtU
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我:【唔係咁可以點。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAbjLSGMUjlq
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人妻:【OK,咁過咗去大家就當無事好唔好?】106Please respect copyright.PENANANpkOQXwgKL
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我:【妳喜歡啦。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAPBGL4Mf1TG
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人妻:【你叫乜野名呀?我叫Maybo。】106Please respect copyright.PENANA46TfhnkP2H
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就係咁,我認識咗呢位人妻Maybo。106Please respect copyright.PENANAKUqnUnXr9B
好得意,因為無諗住溝女純粹傾計,所以同佢講野無就住就住,鐘意講乜就講乜,佢串下我我潤下佢,又估唔到佢除咗串d之外其實幾好傾,點為之好傾?咪有問必答,而且成日主動搵野講。106Please respect copyright.PENANAAlSDnskC7X
我地成日都會討論d搵佢傾計嘅男人,正確呢講係想溝佢嗰d人夫。106Please respect copyright.PENANAygacZrXcDQ
聽多咗知道原來自己好oldschool又保守,聽佢講班人夫真係好狼好進取另我大開眼界。106Please respect copyright.PENANAxUm1SSvoD4
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呢排係屋企成日夜麻麻聽到個囡同Candy係網上傾計,一個香港一個美國,兩個人生活基本上日夜顛倒,咁樣long D真係幾攞命。106Please respect copyright.PENANA5O85owq266
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好似今日咁,我準備返早見佢房入面有聲於是忍唔住入房同佢傾兩句。106Please respect copyright.PENANAeEpV5tXgiw
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一入去見到佢瞓咗係床上面攞住ipad,應該準備zoom。106Please respect copyright.PENANAL7eCKSXcXN
多得呢個疫情佢現在超過一半時間係屋企上堂,乜鬼社交活動都無晒,原本已經宅現在更加宅。106Please respect copyright.PENANAzUkySDRzzn
望見佢額頭爆晒瘡應該又通宵。106Please respect copyright.PENANAjj9SelKKCI
我:[囡呀,尋晚見妳好夜都未瞓喎。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAkhMT08agkD
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個囡瞓係床上好攰咁話:[知啦,唔好咁夜瞓丫嗎。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAruU0TzzjKg
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我:[妳知就唔好咁啦。]106Please respect copyright.PENANACSLPRNAwfe
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囡:[得啦。]106Please respect copyright.PENANA9oQE9mo8g5
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我:[囡呀,今年最後一年,就呢會考啦,比D心機啦。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAfs81jNiMpp
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個囡好唔耐煩咁話:[都話知囉。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAHTKNgpzMEx
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我:[唉,妳老豆我就係讀得書少先搵唔到一份好工,唔想妳行我條舊路咋。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAFvI8SMcNth
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個囡話:[我有分數啦,夠鐘上堂啦出去啦唔好阻住晒。]106Please respect copyright.PENANA3Obyo0C1nm
係唔係好有細路都唔鐘意讀書?106Please respect copyright.PENANAGHTJhCckK7
當我一轉身,見到老婆都起咗身,佢問:[一早咁嘈做乜?]106Please respect copyright.PENANAARdpCrfKIs
個囡嘅野都係盡量唔好同佢講,費事又鬧過唔停。106Please respect copyright.PENANAWtYsnkJ6Od
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我:[無乜野,我返工先啦。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAnuHggW4DoY
連喺屋企都唔可以講家事,咁你地明點解咁多人玩app啦。106Please respect copyright.PENANA9OqNuDNsrV
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返到公司如常工作,一直忙到差唔多收工先有時間同Maybo傾兩句呻下。106Please respect copyright.PENANAYhzQ9Rbenf
我:【唉,個囡好煩,妳個囝有無咁多問題?】106Please respect copyright.PENANAXkgSc0jgxa
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Maybo:【佢好乖,又聽話。】106Please respect copyright.PENANACqlcrSpalO
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我:【妳就好啦。】106Please respect copyright.PENANA2wNJFP8Dgg
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Maybo:【做人父母係辛苦架啦。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAkwF3kP9wEq
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Maybo:【係呢,有D野想問下你。】106Please respect copyright.PENANABx9Fw4oeHj
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我:【乜野?】106Please respect copyright.PENANAtj1OlAge3q
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Maybo:【點解你從來都唔問我攞相睇?】106Please respect copyright.PENANAKQUkKUPiNy
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我:【咁,純傾計有無相都一樣啫。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAwrnNq7IDCA
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Maybo:【但係個個男人add我第一時間就問攞相睇,你係唯一一個無,乜你唔好奇嘅咩?】106Please respect copyright.PENANAQqVGeTT8gC
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我:【嗱講真,人係有好奇心,不過唔睇我亦OK。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAsUarMLf4I5
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Maybo:【哈哈,班人夫個個睇完相都讚我靚,有D重話要刻約添。】106Please respect copyright.PENANA6fLMmNb2KY
見到呢句個好奇心又再推高咗一層。106Please respect copyright.PENANAsOMEFsl3Gs
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我:【有無咁勁呀。】106Please respect copyright.PENANA22eWXch37r
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Maybo:【點呀,現在又好想睇呀?哈哈。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAJornP7QHoQ
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我:【妳喜歡啦,我現在佛系玩app,一切隨緣。】106Please respect copyright.PENANApWEdMAekjM
之後Maybo send咗張限時相過呢。106Please respect copyright.PENANApNbGxJ9T0x
呢張係一張半身相,見到佢著住一件緊身白色T,106Please respect copyright.PENANAugII1iNNNY
個樣我無留意到,因為比相入面另一樣野吸引咗個注意力。106Please respect copyright.PENANASTZlSUole2
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我見到一條深不見底嘅海溝,對唔住講錯咗,係乳溝先啱。106Please respect copyright.PENANAE5lI9hGtkx
真係好誇張佢上圍應該過40吋,相信一隻手係揸唔晒,106Please respect copyright.PENANAi813HdKvD2
不過....佢條腰都應該有38。106Please respect copyright.PENANA1d5cPWz7WK
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我問:【妳…幾高幾重呀?】106Please respect copyright.PENANAXtogHagFHZ
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Maybo:【160高,160重,少少肥啦。】106Please respect copyright.PENANAPLS6DTrsSr
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你地知唔知玩app通常最多係乜人?106Please respect copyright.PENANAgsicwMBtnD
偷食男女?No,騙子?都唔係,好似我呢D賤男?咁呢樣就一定多架啦,但係有一樣人真係唔少得過賤男,無錯就係肥婆。106Please respect copyright.PENANAEnAZ2A0vah
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香港地作為一個國際大都會享有美食天堂之稱並唔係浪得虛名。106Please respect copyright.PENANAiSk72daD3K
由於有太多好野食導致好多肥胖人士出現。106Please respect copyright.PENANA9Wz9G5tlZK
曾經同一位專業外籍人士傾計,啫係送外賣嗰D印巴騎兵呀,106Please respect copyright.PENANAhlgz0Ud002
佢話係尖沙咀條街到好易就分到邊D係港女邊D唔係。106Please respect copyright.PENANANWVXp48aNT
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只要一望個pat就知,香港女性普遍個躉都係比較大,原因係坐得多食得多但係又鍾意唔做運動,行多幾步都話攰,所以個個都係向橫發展,雖則男士都唔好得幾多…106Please respect copyright.PENANAKhlP8mJSXI
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究竟有無人可以話比我知係交友app上面抽中肥婆個機率有幾高?106Please respect copyright.PENANAsOgvS7NZOj
情況就好似打機開盲盒一樣,106Please respect copyright.PENANA5J2u5U8qVL
我首抽你比個油桶我,唔緊要,我同自己講冷靜D,玩得呢個遊戲就有心理準備難抽,106Please respect copyright.PENANAem29uOtWio
但係當我十連抽,係十連抽呀!你都重係開油桶比我!仆街你當我賣非法紅油呀?106Please respect copyright.PENANAtxrEYnt22X
比咁多油桶我做乜Q呀?106Please respect copyright.PENANAGJ5ZQjRcP1
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嗱,我唔係歧視肥。106Please respect copyright.PENANAErCT26sWY4
肥都有好多種,小小肥有肉地唔係太過份我覺得OK嘅,但係有D真係肥到米芝蓮人咁,160高160重咁都叫小小肥?真係人唔小狗都吠啦。106Please respect copyright.PENANA1TdRSHk30H
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對唔住…冷靜d,冷靜d,唔好意思激動咗少少…106Please respect copyright.PENANAKolBHCXQNU
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如果以前嘅我應該諗都唔諗即刻Quit,現在算啦,都係嗰句,吹水啫人地都無嫌我老。106Please respect copyright.PENANAr9KUgBHwfo
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就係呢個時候,肥佬call咪叫我上去寫字樓,無啦啦上office唔通有好消息。106Please respect copyright.PENANAE4TNh2CDUM
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同Maybo講聲有野做之後嗱嗱淋沖上去啦,一推開門入到去肥佬個位,已經見佢張枱清得乾乾淨淨。106Please respect copyright.PENANALxqRekjKVU
我:[亞頭,你真係唔做啦?]106Please respect copyright.PENANA7SGF7j8gRG
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肥佬點點頭話:[無法啦,年紀大係時候退休。]106Please respect copyright.PENANA3fM6i04IQP
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我:[咁咪陪下D孫仔玩囉。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAWvwT4Qvwss
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肥佬又點點頭話:[亞明,呢到你最後生又勤力,你到見外面班人個個都老弱殘兵咁。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAqsZmOzVsYu
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我:[唔係嘅,其實佢地都好盡責。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAdvtJk6pfwX
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肥佬:[佢地跟我咁耐我都知。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAf7F9Y2Pm5w
佢一邊講一邊攞咗個信封出呢,然後拍一拍我膞頭將封信交比我。106Please respect copyright.PENANAzPosM7ZhZv
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望一望封信寫住我個名而且係人事部出,大公司果然有效率咁快做好交接。106Please respect copyright.PENANAV8f1m0Sxh6
呢排嘅努力總算無白廢,以後終於唔洗企商場門口啦。106Please respect copyright.PENANAQfX1na3Tu7
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滿心歡喜打開封信一睇,點知見到上面寫住幾隻大字。106Please respect copyright.PENANAySR9oWISdU
【你已經被即時解僱。】106Please respect copyright.PENANA0fplORKdmX
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唔係好相信呢個事實,即刻問肥佬:[封信係唔係比錯人呀。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAVbbcUiDbYm
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肥佬指一指信上面寫住我個名。106Please respect copyright.PENANAZu228tD8np
以為自己眼花再睇多次個名,真係寫住黃小明。106Please respect copyright.PENANAmetHUSaWOv
一時間滿腦問號。106Please respect copyright.PENANAwC35dIugI3
肥佬見我呆咗就講:[近年疫情影響,好多商鋪執粒,公司收入差咗好多,所以要裁員。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAJiJrVYWESW
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我:[吓…?]106Please respect copyright.PENANA8jMSS8i2x1
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肥佬:[我都係因為咁要被迫退休,公司要交人我都無辦法。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAD7t4KiDZIx
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我:[但係…點解…我…?]106Please respect copyright.PENANAcDpiBnjJDr
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肥佬:[下面班人跟我咁耐我好清楚佢地,出面唔會有人請,你同佢地唔同,你做到野要搵過一份工唔難。]106Please respect copyright.PENANA3R6RNECkSG
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肥佬講完就起身攞埋佢D私人理離開。望住封信個腦一片空白。106Please respect copyright.PENANAgRTJilsmQl
唉,以為升職點知係炒魷,真係估唔到又再失業。106Please respect copyright.PENANAcoiGnJVZYD
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返到屋企見到老婆都啱啱返到。106Please respect copyright.PENANACNY22NIcjT
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我:[老婆,咁早嘅?]106Please respect copyright.PENANA3bs6aUtL3F
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[係呀。]106Please respect copyright.PENANARxBIb2HlUk
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我:[我…有D野想同妳講。]106Please respect copyright.PENANA6IS0tRcE1S
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老婆好似好開心:[咁啱,我都有個好消息想話你知。]106Please respect copyright.PENANABEptLq9xbg
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我:[好消息?咁妳講先。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAMRLLUhGxhJ
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老婆好興奮咁話:[老細準備升我做GM呀。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAFXtcC77tc4
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我:[咁...真係好消息喎。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAfVtY5K7dKT
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老婆:[當然啦,以後重有房坐添呀。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAiMa14L3O3h
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我:[咁…真係值得高興。]106Please respect copyright.PENANA5dploo746t
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老婆笑笑口問:[係呢,你又話有野講?乜事呀?]106Please respect copyright.PENANA1SDiM2nUnr
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我:[無,我想話不如今日落街食日本野之嗎,咁啱妳又升職,可以順便慶祝。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAMr4vPUVP9y
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[好呀,咁我打電話去頂位先。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAPcyfUJynql
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我:[好…]106Please respect copyright.PENANAmPnHDI0Vxi
個囡聽到有日本野食同樣好開心話:[正呀,今晚可以食壽司。]106Please respect copyright.PENANAQBXkgxAFzk
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個天係唔係玩野呀,我炒魷佢就升職。106Please respect copyright.PENANA5sAHrt0BNQ
望見佢地咁開心,費事掃佢慶,等有機會再同佢講。106Please respect copyright.PENANAY9ay1UvRei
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~未完待續~106Please respect copyright.PENANA4IV4mlI8dI
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