第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PfWPm8dGQ
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbnHt73RFr
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFQXCXXD2L
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJoQrzTkBC
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHiV9uocoq
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zTeGpkFON
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCY2TPSryzz
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoUojP3VsH
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoNm0zrLVt
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ687XKEXX5h
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9d8kFwdTy
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN7NXYskIk
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Hse3mOyyp
當我想返入房時。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiERScYX1o
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5Os4cGL4K
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQw8R2iNfyL
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x0EidtKYx
仆街啦…266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8xE8MEsWJ
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我：[係…呀…]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XMJniyHiK
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老婆：[食乜呀？]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgtOiEsVLI
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUGo70oLnr
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEwHgyKlPR
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4ROif6yXC
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhehKumULt9
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqWfbevv4d
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ7X2h2Y7a
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQPPNsZYAY
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQptfZPTVhM
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRtqzDZh6a
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7y0LCSBRH
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHvSBfP2Gv
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKu2YSRlkr3
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcPX11Vzh8
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGwxupjGE0
唉，又乜呀…266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiicFJFxb1E
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz5uIm62Hy
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDCoMm2MS0
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係唔係玩野呀…266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CZzroIbeD
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFwxgWEt93
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnnj4asiUF
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsjQKTshWM
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbG2TqLuxI
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2biqcZSCR
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHNYPXeXNS
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQctdXAUBu7
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKi5SoezDS
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqaF0C6eAb
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8x6IGGUZIu
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樂敏：【好一般。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAl0Mdcbpx
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVK3oiiZ2t
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ03gLds6Ra
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVaZiWweux
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Kp2BLvM4d
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKVV5rEfJ1
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyX1MYybDC
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKFKl4DqKE
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2rAV4UcPk
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BOi4dvc8V
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrblo84CucM
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSlj00yo63
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGSPo8DmB5
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我：【吓…】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduI0MDQYmP
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDMvyaSLMi
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPFQg5YWYb
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69yrb9zebs
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5M7sOXLgl
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWl3i87Jiw
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDu29hQJr6
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2iZlqUIRM
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV3BQLk2iu
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCOnW9Oeku
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJxIGcxtRb
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDLSkQMsdq
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5jKzK3WO3
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kf8Nmhxid
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmip87OtQv
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lsnG3diHj
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RvfXjOpn6
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxcNp5lYRQ
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYifLJVJGZ
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt26s4Eoc9S
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqPoAQ3PNE
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdj2kx2Ngq
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUkxzyvy88
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRExT9xIXd2
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4ClqVv8NA
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMu6CX7q77
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQlM8tQF5B
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSDFgES4YO
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樂敏：【嗯。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYE9XSvJsf
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7WI1g57mM
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk9jzdILqS
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aD6fYkoxS
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我：【咁佢現在點？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwtiNiNcjp
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomYvZFftZ4
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8GevSmsJe
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLivOI05Nm
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9mfQnzl9E
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSe5x4aHrm
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyufzYuw3d
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57gFq3CiaW
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfCPAWUV8l
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvl4ZM1AGL
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XIbuKvu5X
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnlN6fAPTX
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjnJNOqh7Z
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFT5Z5xsL1
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB3iEXQe3l
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xH71u1RuE
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosz3SlFBcy
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVrno5VKBr
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx6BAHDtQ2
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxLqEdydH6
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmERgCJkQQ
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVlekvHUrE
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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