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睇討論區好得意,無論係事時版又好飲食版都好,就算係寵物版玩具版甚至係宗教版都一樣有人鍾意嘈交。都係離不開立場唔同啫其實有乜好嘈,比你贏咗又點?101Please respect copyright.PENANA8w2hoQuXGm
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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人,就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊,呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。101Please respect copyright.PENANAJI5eSsLNcS
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火,你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦,又唔係喎。101Please respect copyright.PENANAX5U2wDNP3f
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介,於是好奇add呢傾下。101Please respect copyright.PENANAkGC7nFvCmd
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五十歲人妻:【無所謂啦,你係到搵乜架?】101Please respect copyright.PENANA2J5cQqZ55i
唉,又係呢D問題,真係答到悶。101Please respect copyright.PENANAe6m9cOYTE4
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我:【無乜野搵,只係想搵人傾下計啫。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAZC0UVR6qoI
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五十歲人妻:【真係?如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAkNWxfD5HGO
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出,況且我現在係醫院出條命。101Please respect copyright.PENANAJPVTkaC4m1
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我:【唔會囉。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAeAETgvXWA3
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五十歲人妻:【點解?呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAOVUvrAeTkE
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。101Please respect copyright.PENANAovDY15e0IF
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我:【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】101Please respect copyright.PENANARWivk7gzXQ
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五十歲人妻:【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAXnTudiVIfL
講到明就唚啦,邊有女人會咁主動丫,十成係D呃錢啦,見無聊先同妳玩兩野咋。101Please respect copyright.PENANAWVOtkru0k9
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我:【真係唔係想偷食呢。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAVgomd5vDpX
正所謂敵不動我不動,睇下佢下一招出乜先。101Please respect copyright.PENANAleAzGxMzRl
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五十歲人妻:【哈哈,你係第一個say No嘅人,通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAtbHxTxpti1
係喎,點解我唔記得呢招,失敗。101Please respect copyright.PENANA3qJ1RlXtI3
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我:【佢地餓啫,咁妳因乜事玩app?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAjnOdkn3W7D
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五十歲人妻:【悶囉。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAzNZUkZlyXC
十個人妻十個都話悶架啦,試下佢先。101Please respect copyright.PENANALs5LNeSFzL
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我:【咁妳有無約過?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAAlNXf7WsBL
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五十歲人妻:【有一個,食過一次飯。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAWlzJEouZf0
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我:【無下場咩?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAp2fvbM018J
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五十歲人妻:【無呀?咁你做乜玩app呀人夫?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAK9wn0rWkBU
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我:【悶囉。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAIEaPRxwf7z
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五十歲人妻:【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】101Please respect copyright.PENANALbjqX2fdxl
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我:【老婆唔多理我。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAm9xtVBfewH
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五十歲人妻:【你有無工介紹呀?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAkpOPMbFefN
吓?玩app搵工?真係第一次撞到喎,定係扮媛交?101Please respect copyright.PENANAFry8a0VDvF
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我:【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉,譚仔長期請人,再唔係麥記囉。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAszLTpyvEje
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五十歲人妻:【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAj06e9da2pu
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦,我先無咁蠢。101Please respect copyright.PENANAuKKXFXvFlb
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我:【咁做媛交囉。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAG93dZFNx7x
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五十歲人妻:【我要正經嘅工呀。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAbAU6sJK1gD
唔係雞咁唔通係金融騙局?101Please respect copyright.PENANAkysfUfKnqU
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我:【咁幫妳唔到喎。】101Please respect copyright.PENANApXQIZtiiiy
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五十歲人妻:【你搵幾錢一個月呀?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAJjCFJVimti
似啦,佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。101Please respect copyright.PENANASxgdiMFQWc
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我:【萬多D。】101Please respect copyright.PENANA8jURmwY3f7
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五十歲人妻:【吓!咁少,唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAA6LfgedhBr
我條眼眉開始係咁跳。101Please respect copyright.PENANASrcmr6xcGU
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五十歲人妻:【其實你幾多歲?】101Please respect copyright.PENANA5pZSAmk224
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。101Please respect copyright.PENANABBAo55MqE0
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我:【四十幾。】101Please respect copyright.PENANA1sOXRBAnrH
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五十歲人妻:【吓?乜你咁大年紀架。】101Please respect copyright.PENANA5Vw16bae5M
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎,睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班,呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。101Please respect copyright.PENANA3egKUYWn0W
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我:【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAsWUJn412T8
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五十歲人妻:【我邊有咁老,三十幾之嗎。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAuaCYPXA8MB
哦,原來係呢玩人嘅。101Please respect copyright.PENANAwym0IfZFLg
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我:【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法?】101Please respect copyright.PENANA1zsH0ALZhG
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五十歲人妻:【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAVjMhQVOZJq
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾,似十幾歲多D囉。101Please respect copyright.PENANAxJz21VXMsj
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我:【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫,又無講咸野又無話約。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAe4kq9TiSTu
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五十歲人妻:【一睇就知你無朋友啦,又搵得咁少,重要學人玩app添,如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉,你講野又悶又唔好玩。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAzLqfSROvOT
條眼眉開始失控咁跳,手激動到有D震,個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅,要大返佢轉頭。101Please respect copyright.PENANAq1hozFP47f
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我:【妳唔係咁天真呀?網上傾計點會同人講真話呀,唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAV6H84xVFXi
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五十歲人妻:【超,公屋仔扮有錢佬呀?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAOOGM4uXrAe
仆街丫,佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。101Please respect copyright.PENANArwtnPjdgRo
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忽然佢又爆咗句:【哈哈,我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多,幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女,知唔知個醜字點寫。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAZepyThQVp3
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍,串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂,居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人,101Please respect copyright.PENANAkou5bPM4hx
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦,原來有D人可以仆街過我。101Please respect copyright.PENANAlHPQcO1wMd
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢,好彩我係一個有修養嘅人,幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口,不過.... 比人咁樣串,唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。101Please respect copyright.PENANAa7ieUIF0DW
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫:[黃小明。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAOYtAC75dDf
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係剛才個肥護士,我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講:[乜事呀?]101Please respect copyright.PENANAZZKC7MYiNm
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肥護士:[醫生嚟咗啦。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAPHU4gExzux
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無理會佢繼續打字,跟住聽到另一把女聲講:[黃先生,麻煩你放底部手機先。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAq62T9gtP8f
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真係麻煩:[打埋幾隻字就得啦!]101Please respect copyright.PENANAZaaHiYc5zg
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醫生:[黃先生,我重有好多症要睇架?]101Please respect copyright.PENANACfiNYEJDgS
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比人係咁吹真係好煩,當我放底手機想爆粗時:[都話等…]101Please respect copyright.PENANA8PbkGX6vCy
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生,而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人,點解佢會係呢到嘅?101Please respect copyright.PENANAosw5pgrdWm
真係開心都嚟唔切講咗句:[嘉倩!]101Please respect copyright.PENANAIyKWZYxxAK
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~未完待續~101Please respect copyright.PENANAcuunMhfzMt
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