第十八回 Help270Please respect copyright.PENANAhWfxgFaqQf
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睇討論區好得意,無論係事時版又好飲食版都好,就算係寵物版玩具版甚至係宗教版都一樣有人鍾意嘈交。都係離不開立場唔同啫其實有乜好嘈,比你贏咗又點?270Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6zfbqAAqj
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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人,就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊,呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。270Please respect copyright.PENANAQzGEqTCT49
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火,你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦,又唔係喎。270Please respect copyright.PENANAl1DLkjuxJx
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介,於是好奇add呢傾下。270Please respect copyright.PENANAZZmH9Pzqb9
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我:【好少見人咁老實寫自己年齡喎。】270Please respect copyright.PENANA2JAs2pFqqD
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五十歲人妻:【無所謂啦,你係到搵乜架?】270Please respect copyright.PENANAiPize1vMv7
唉,又係呢D問題,真係答到悶。270Please respect copyright.PENANAa7LnzJiymY
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我:【無乜野搵,只係想搵人傾下計啫。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAHL8fMzTgb0
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五十歲人妻:【真係?如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣?】270Please respect copyright.PENANAwX5obxhJNm
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出,況且我現在係醫院出條命。270Please respect copyright.PENANAiDr5J0dbvf
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我:【唔會囉。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAlcG5aEoYJr
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五十歲人妻:【點解?呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩?】270Please respect copyright.PENANAWKXHzj4TjZ
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。270Please respect copyright.PENANAR4ZIZcR78d
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我:【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAG99X2VKlsU
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五十歲人妻:【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】270Please respect copyright.PENANASWYD3m2KWi
講到明就唚啦,邊有女人會咁主動丫,十成係D呃錢啦,見無聊先同妳玩兩野咋。270Please respect copyright.PENANAZo6gQBS2kW
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我:【真係唔係想偷食呢。】270Please respect copyright.PENANA75gSoejDlm
正所謂敵不動我不動,睇下佢下一招出乜先。270Please respect copyright.PENANAAPhIRbT3ew
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五十歲人妻:【哈哈,你係第一個say No嘅人,通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAkp8XqOomBP
係喎,點解我唔記得呢招,失敗。270Please respect copyright.PENANA0JIt11Cluc
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我:【佢地餓啫,咁妳因乜事玩app?】270Please respect copyright.PENANAoVpASTwRtT
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五十歲人妻:【悶囉。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAm8qz5DihXR
十個人妻十個都話悶架啦,試下佢先。270Please respect copyright.PENANASaJYx239eU
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我:【咁妳有無約過?】270Please respect copyright.PENANA2tn27HQzX9
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五十歲人妻:【有一個,食過一次飯。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAMQBCVuIi4S
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我:【無下場咩?】270Please respect copyright.PENANA0vOJnk9CYv
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五十歲人妻:【無呀?咁你做乜玩app呀人夫?】270Please respect copyright.PENANAwGGPHnBsDn
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我:【悶囉。】270Please respect copyright.PENANA0jS21h0H1e
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五十歲人妻:【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAdcH1NnEVKs
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我:【老婆唔多理我。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAqXGbtFw47E
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五十歲人妻:【你有無工介紹呀?】270Please respect copyright.PENANAPk3zZJ6Pgp
吓?玩app搵工?真係第一次撞到喎,定係扮媛交?270Please respect copyright.PENANAacrVPwiq3q
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我:【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉,譚仔長期請人,再唔係麥記囉。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAVYY4cq1uwp
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五十歲人妻:【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】270Please respect copyright.PENANABPEN9WTx9q
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦,我先無咁蠢。270Please respect copyright.PENANAs976t8TTRx
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我:【咁做媛交囉。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAbB9cOe5qWn
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五十歲人妻:【我要正經嘅工呀。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAOieY4dp9Qf
唔係雞咁唔通係金融騙局?270Please respect copyright.PENANAlQVS0mM6sS
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我:【咁幫妳唔到喎。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAYdi95v23qK
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五十歲人妻:【你搵幾錢一個月呀?】270Please respect copyright.PENANALKXz8kJIEr
似啦,佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。270Please respect copyright.PENANAxcSXhHHubl
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我:【萬多D。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAHA1ge5u2yx
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五十歲人妻:【吓!咁少,唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAZGeHhpHwOi
我條眼眉開始係咁跳。270Please respect copyright.PENANAcVy9aGN57J
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五十歲人妻:【其實你幾多歲?】270Please respect copyright.PENANA52TYeCGbys
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。270Please respect copyright.PENANA5IFlm1kbsz
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我:【四十幾。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAvcu557dW4r
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五十歲人妻:【吓?乜你咁大年紀架。】270Please respect copyright.PENANATqBITWcI83
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎,睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班,呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。270Please respect copyright.PENANAHsDciO7Zpa
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我:【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAQry409tkaN
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五十歲人妻:【我邊有咁老,三十幾之嗎。】270Please respect copyright.PENANA0DjFrRiy0s
哦,原來係呢玩人嘅。270Please respect copyright.PENANAYIEhDfGHwQ
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我:【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法?】270Please respect copyright.PENANAyRaDwIxq6c
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五十歲人妻:【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】270Please respect copyright.PENANA8c7G18BCGN
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾,似十幾歲多D囉。270Please respect copyright.PENANAyNTsOYOZ9w
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我:【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫,又無講咸野又無話約。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAR0ifuHsJRP
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五十歲人妻:【一睇就知你無朋友啦,又搵得咁少,重要學人玩app添,如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉,你講野又悶又唔好玩。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAujaphvlRBK
條眼眉開始失控咁跳,手激動到有D震,個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅,要大返佢轉頭。270Please respect copyright.PENANAxuMLG5wbae
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我:【妳唔係咁天真呀?網上傾計點會同人講真話呀,唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩?】270Please respect copyright.PENANArsAjn6vqq7
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五十歲人妻:【超,公屋仔扮有錢佬呀?】270Please respect copyright.PENANAM4eJlafCgR
仆街丫,佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。270Please respect copyright.PENANAbQC74eKMhm
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忽然佢又爆咗句:【哈哈,我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多,幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女,知唔知個醜字點寫。】270Please respect copyright.PENANAgxDgu2dTeD
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍,串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂,居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人,270Please respect copyright.PENANAULg4xc6geA
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦,原來有D人可以仆街過我。270Please respect copyright.PENANASp5ET1zet9
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢,好彩我係一個有修養嘅人,幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口,不過.... 比人咁樣串,唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。270Please respect copyright.PENANAwGqlttKX18
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫:[黃小明。]270Please respect copyright.PENANADv0cJzuUxD
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係剛才個肥護士,我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講:[乜事呀?]270Please respect copyright.PENANAP69fIIkwgQ
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肥護士:[醫生嚟咗啦。]270Please respect copyright.PENANAAjIpCWLZ8k
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無理會佢繼續打字,跟住聽到另一把女聲講:[黃先生,麻煩你放底部手機先。]270Please respect copyright.PENANAAK5Y75BQZW
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真係麻煩:[打埋幾隻字就得啦!]270Please respect copyright.PENANAD7ZKQl9lSm
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醫生:[黃先生,我重有好多症要睇架?]270Please respect copyright.PENANAyZKE5xD5FR
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比人係咁吹真係好煩,當我放底手機想爆粗時:[都話等…]270Please respect copyright.PENANAmS96dbUHIo
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生,而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人,點解佢會係呢到嘅?270Please respect copyright.PENANAv5hSHTjSiL
真係開心都嚟唔切講咗句:[嘉倩!]270Please respect copyright.PENANA069wwinXz6
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~未完待續~270Please respect copyright.PENANAr4N1v6MS62
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