第二回 我很好騙77Please respect copyright.PENANACytphXw4lN
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。77Please respect copyright.PENANA5vOXF0UfdL
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,77Please respect copyright.PENANAdUbwwGYICz
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。77Please respect copyright.PENANA61QO7n3A7F
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1b3kIJroYU
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。77Please respect copyright.PENANASPlxi9xzvx
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】77Please respect copyright.PENANArM5K6fXOcl
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】77Please respect copyright.PENANAAOx34Mh4Te
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?77Please respect copyright.PENANAykPnYrAoSH
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,77Please respect copyright.PENANASgDiIj1dfC
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。77Please respect copyright.PENANApDUqjHMaKZ
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我:【三十中啦。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAp6fULzncjI
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。77Please respect copyright.PENANAW2FR7OzsR2
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAXE2uK52O2o
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我:【係呀。。。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAQJwxhV3k4d
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】77Please respect copyright.PENANAC5OCKK30OP
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。77Please respect copyright.PENANAG0IzszMTfa
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我:【攪自己生意。】77Please respect copyright.PENANA4BMDbbMR5N
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】77Please respect copyright.PENANA9BnlioZjeb
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAq8z79A7vGQ
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】77Please respect copyright.PENANAjD7GIMXtq5
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAYrMJ0ahE1q
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。77Please respect copyright.PENANAVJnZOMeexz
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAEqsVWqFy5b
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。77Please respect copyright.PENANAugyidyioAK
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我:【8號囉。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAx90uwIgPvn
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】77Please respect copyright.PENANA0xLI9bbx8B
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAz62QrGs3pJ
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靚女:【PE得咁少】77Please respect copyright.PENANAE6lONFDr6C
PE?講乜呀?77Please respect copyright.PENANAR5cwRwyGRI
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAf4PaxEJyA7
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。77Please respect copyright.PENANAYoAgc8plJ5
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。77Please respect copyright.PENANABWg6qk52Wo
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】77Please respect copyright.PENANAmaz644vSbl
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】77Please respect copyright.PENANA1aTyzlV7h2
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我:【好呀。】77Please respect copyright.PENANADKmgClbn6O
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAFW6wtHSRLS
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我:【吓!咁多?】77Please respect copyright.PENANA5l4H9W478f
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAFIWMv2n6mA
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAvMS5YmUMGQ
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靚女:【馬會?】77Please respect copyright.PENANAnuMlbT4yhF
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】77Please respect copyright.PENANANnK3jBM2P6
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】77Please respect copyright.PENANAsGjO0entvi
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。77Please respect copyright.PENANAd7cSMGMZ18
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。77Please respect copyright.PENANAu7KsakhB5w
老婆:[老公!]77Please respect copyright.PENANA6k22w4Hp7B
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。77Please respect copyright.PENANADgjKcEUWiF
我:[做乜事呀?]77Please respect copyright.PENANAvvbeoS0BGM
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]77Please respect copyright.PENANAHUFXtNvFNW
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]77Please respect copyright.PENANAw0kxbhJ2tj
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。77Please respect copyright.PENANA0Hd3ymXtQi
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]77Please respect copyright.PENANAyv0rKCSwpR
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。77Please respect copyright.PENANAtVazVkDXtb
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。77Please respect copyright.PENANARop0d9t2g1
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。77Please respect copyright.PENANAE6vg9FEE8Y
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。77Please respect copyright.PENANAmI6dohjBT3
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]77Please respect copyright.PENANAqlGCNYjtQs
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。77Please respect copyright.PENANAPkdbIsweLg
我:[乜事呀?]77Please respect copyright.PENANAZtNq7HXG0n
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]77Please respect copyright.PENANAfPdN3vhkzX
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]77Please respect copyright.PENANAWHs8ElvjhB
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]77Please respect copyright.PENANArPZo5kYbEl
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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