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通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDavpzfewEd
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CGlCHAugW
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重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIoF7fxPlV
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2FKtlH5FH
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過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqBJ5UHMLN
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