第二十二回 Don't Worry Be Happy87Please respect copyright.PENANAOy1An8hACW
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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫,現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數,87Please respect copyright.PENANAVF7ZJl789g
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。87Please respect copyright.PENANAQF7K5cvpe9
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面對個囡,當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用,對住老婆就更加唔想講,費事佢煩我。87Please respect copyright.PENANAUynPVLAhYW
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業,行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。87Please respect copyright.PENANAacNBOfXYSK
失業原來唔係最痛苦,最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企,又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。87Please respect copyright.PENANAvhJFA6AqOg
公園,商場,圖書館,球場,麥記,海邊通通都去過晒,好多時一坐就半日,87Please respect copyright.PENANARoQdpjcDjt
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。87Please respect copyright.PENANAdnUoxnwfxK
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下,好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水,不過我都無同佢講我失業,因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人,無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。87Please respect copyright.PENANAlbolACHqRW
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呢一晚我又扮返工,一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。87Please respect copyright.PENANA2Xw5WlqwIi
雖然話經濟差,不過夜晚依然好多人要開工,見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。87Please respect copyright.PENANA9N5wlfuD4F
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Maybo:【做緊乜?】87Please respect copyright.PENANAIj3MwQZ8Uc
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我:【無乜特別野呀。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAfo05wYq8aP
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢,睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話,兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊,又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。87Please respect copyright.PENANA1s8QdXiInk
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我問:【乜水呢架?】87Please respect copyright.PENANAsfKD1euxXw
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Maybo:【我尋日識架。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAFJqnDfubtn
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我:【吓,尋日?我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】87Please respect copyright.PENANADhQuMrkMUU
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Maybo:【哈哈,佢好痴情,不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAoWSrmjExFL
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我:【痴漢就真啦,等等先,妳地交換相睇過未先?】87Please respect copyright.PENANA1ejLPZnPM6
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Maybo:【有呀。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAK3KOHZ6l7O
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我:【咁合唔合眼緣?】87Please respect copyright.PENANA006kdRuzdr
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Maybo:【佢樣普通啦,不過有成18cm。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAShWohXc6l2
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好,到底18cm有幾長?就咁講可能好難明,有D實物會易理解D。87Please respect copyright.PENANAMNQsUCbRcw
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊,唔要個蓋大約19cm,87Please respect copyright.PENANABWwGB12kKO
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯,我亦無打錯字,係佢地個腦,因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。87Please respect copyright.PENANA8uMnDEgf0G
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我:【吓,識一日就比條賓周妳睇?】87Please respect copyright.PENANA2oRZlAkQIA
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Maybo:【哈哈,我無話要睇架,係佢自己send過呢。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAhrljCrzMME
嗱,証明我無講錯啦,都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。87Please respect copyright.PENANAE8MuztJIpY
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我:【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAGMJOUU0KaP
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢,我邊飲水邊睇,點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。87Please respect copyright.PENANAiaXm2qJIwu
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架,嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。87Please respect copyright.PENANA88i2wi7Qdd
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我:【小姐,妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】87Please respect copyright.PENANA09qCDgas0M
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Maybo:【好普通之嗎。】87Please respect copyright.PENANA68vtONpcu8
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我:【係,不過少布咗D啫。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAwV6OSJGJ9B
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Maybo:【又唔係無著。】87Please respect copyright.PENANArvMiONsSg6
到底嗰張相有幾暴露?咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣,87Please respect copyright.PENANAPmJEEyF1xz
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦,係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科,係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正,係我眼中叫好肥,係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢,係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。87Please respect copyright.PENANAjjy7oKM8yi
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我:【既然咁合拍,咁約咗未?】87Please respect copyright.PENANAJTccNPC9AZ
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Maybo:【無喎,重有兩個傾緊,一個靚仔不過矮,另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAUlB2FQRUFC
真係痴乜線,肥婆都咁多人掙,定係我唔正常?87Please respect copyright.PENANAMRNxJnFAVg
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我:【無言。】87Please respect copyright.PENANA2nncCfx3NX
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇,第一時間望一望周圍有無人先,我唔係介意人話我咸濕,我係介意人當我重口味。87Please respect copyright.PENANAaVUFqr5unz
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開埋張相睇,見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相,而係一張數字圖,個數字寫住5XX。87Please respect copyright.PENANARmyRhrbRst
我:【又乜野呢架?】87Please respect copyright.PENANAXk4WowRdMd
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Maybo:【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAXkwRgXr4WL
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我:【D男人係唔係痴線架。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAyTr5WEgapu
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Maybo:【係囉,連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAx6q8kI2quW
仆街,咁可能我都有份add喎…87Please respect copyright.PENANA2NMcJEoRvN
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓?香港又無飢荒,Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街!87Please respect copyright.PENANAoQIUXcHzA5
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點解我咁惱氣?咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉,劣幣驅逐良幣,D好野就走晒,留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。87Please respect copyright.PENANA7j6Zx9A7oo
係某大討論區入面有句名言,就係男人玩app越玩越自卑,女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。87Please respect copyright.PENANA3BxdrzyNgA
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我:【Maybo姐,究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊?】87Please respect copyright.PENANAaIZr5rjzFW
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Maybo:【三十個左右。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAOBVThYMnCP
睇到未,落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。87Please respect copyright.PENANANX5bNCNk6X
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我:【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAHq4SFHChC7
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Maybo:【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋,無幾多個會認真傾。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAYcPT6xlKGN
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我:【網上識人自己小心D,D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】87Please respect copyright.PENANA9edjPC0m4G
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Maybo:【我知,要瞓啦,Good night。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAooGfZEaQbd
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我:【OK。】87Please respect copyright.PENANA5SduTwBrHU
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。87Please respect copyright.PENANAfGeYEFcLmE
唉…望住個月光,咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐?87Please respect copyright.PENANAIEzqr6oPxa
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就係我發呆時,一部大貨車行過我面前停底,車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。87Please respect copyright.PENANA4xFKCJGEx7
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車,佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。87Please respect copyright.PENANA1GAxwBDT8G
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香港D印巴好兩極,有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做,有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。87Please respect copyright.PENANABJCXssfFTs
有D就好有錢揸超跑,而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。87Please respect copyright.PENANAC8dlBTsI3J
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦,唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。87Please respect copyright.PENANAyk0hIrzvXo
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時,其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢,87Please respect copyright.PENANA7zxI7gE6zp
D橙散到一地都係,個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。87Please respect copyright.PENANA4jgBQ7qpXe
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。87Please respect copyright.PENANAvnPQzixZQD
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講:[唔洗啦,整污糟你,我自己執得架啦。]87Please respect copyright.PENANARWQxQlvmry
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我都已經執緊所以無理會,將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到,之後執埋地下嗰D。87Please respect copyright.PENANAlnYMBj3KUo
印巴有D唔好意思咁話:[唔該晒,你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAqSGj67bEWP
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。87Please respect copyright.PENANAxSSQTj93Ei
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我搖搖頭話:[唔洗啦。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAzrL8ON1yqx
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印巴:[真係唔該晒。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAKUikwnY5Mh
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我點點頭打算轉身行,佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。87Please respect copyright.PENANA3Hd9z5Ddwp
忽然我忍唔住問咗一句:[你地…請唔請人呀?]87Please respect copyright.PENANA6jjFkdlWjy
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印巴望一望我,好似唔係好相信我咁問。87Please respect copyright.PENANAVjCgPGr89D
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印巴:[你?]87Please respect copyright.PENANApyVCPlq9iJ
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我:[係呀,我講真架。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAi9VU4HKo9q
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。87Please respect copyright.PENANASkqPjLn6q1
之後車頭位有個全身著白色長袍嘅男人打開車門行咗落車。87Please respect copyright.PENANAVld2U3GWxm
印巴對住我講:[你等一陣。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAOPxh7BmTKH
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前,用佢地D話傾計。87Please respect copyright.PENANAcX7VwG7GT2
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野,仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。87Please respect copyright.PENANAVSmaSOedjB
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到,佢搖搖頭話:[老闆話唔請。]87Please respect copyright.PENANA2jgt7FPNPe
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。87Please respect copyright.PENANAYFhipskdkv
我:[唔緊要啦。都預咗。]87Please respect copyright.PENANABcLZvD8J4h
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印巴:[無法,唔到我話事。]87Please respect copyright.PENANA2xOyMskyKp
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我:[唔該你,係呢,剛才你老闆咁激動佢講D乜。]87Please respect copyright.PENANA2tTl5AWRKv
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印巴諗咗一諗話:[你唔會想知。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAC59Yl9YMkt
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睇怕都係鬧我,我只好苦笑一吓。87Please respect copyright.PENANA1nFxFp8mz5
就係我準備走時印巴問:[你怕唔怕辛苦?]87Please respect copyright.PENANAi4z7FhsXu2
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我:[有乜野辛苦得過無錢。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAPEZU5nPx4c
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印巴:[咁你留個電話比我,有工開我call你。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAPbmTGvVjuy
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我:[好呀。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAIm229yYjgs
於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。87Please respect copyright.PENANAZmmUpb67Si
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我:[係呢,你點稱呼呀?]87Please respect copyright.PENANALokSVofUrb
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印巴:[你叫我亞默。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAf6lkL2MhO2
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我:[我叫亞明。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAX7n6cP2Wwe
就係咁,我開始咗做炒散嘅日子。87Please respect copyright.PENANAm9qKpPtNU5
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~未完待續~87Please respect copyright.PENANASifBNfMNHm
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