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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEOWUCnp9x
講真，除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦，如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧，258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo1eRPug4Z
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Su96nnKZn
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靚女：【你幾多歲？】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ljp3janJD
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYOxRS12hk
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQpXiju9tT
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWIpnKxJMp
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我：【三十中啦。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2EovJEEg4
你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4kN1kzsvz
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXBsOJvsVP
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我：【係呀。。。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIFQIq6HYb
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVA7RSpvJS5
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpN9A36M8R
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我：【攪自己生意。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqfeVxcVF9
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ft1nH8IWr
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHrSwLLzLD
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVJRCxkTa9
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIzyBNeF2V
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhdGRrxBjK
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xqP4Wepo9
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs0q4VLAde
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我：【8號囉。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmGZhmQ7pf
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcLnHpHUxs
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnp3KzSCgVO
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靚女：【PE得咁少】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdtjeP1AGx
PE？講乜呀？258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKVDDyo5k2
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBCg9TBkuU
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeLfBmaD6h
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk3kJPejEY
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx3v2NWF4f
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCInIdUbX3
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我：【好呀。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU8tqJjcp0
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ0GHySEra
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我：【吓！咁多？】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW80eldqheq
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVWDxApUZu
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EV6XaoVLF
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靚女：【馬會？】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqSbLt4wOp
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczkFBjCmRH
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBeiWnUWVu
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lZk2t4L2w
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrwg49vaNm
老婆：[老公！]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3Hvsaq5sU
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BxMwYO8o7
我：[做乜事呀？]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLym3HHAuvb
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvGjgJbEtn
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQiWUniznZ
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PWhqlKv64
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjGxezLZs4
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjRZC0mVJK
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yUrzZJ5WS
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFBwl6KTws
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCr9RhXVqA
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI66IGsQOSa
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjGy1pOgum
我：[乜事呀？]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1x5JDdfbj7
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Fy6zh9blf
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX3o3lES9H
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]258Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck8zs3BZoc
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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