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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvbPJ22CPE
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「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7NayQgSYW
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「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPld2SQrYvl
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZUIH1ODFH
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之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60WWSZeUZe
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第一式，掃理老墓505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNzmhoZYUQ
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第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrDf1ZY3me
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgqRZVdWb3
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只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPdeosxGCh
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nObA9cF5F
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5d7zNqgTWb
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNe4EcqRBrC
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenjBBelwmY
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「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25G2egWwjp
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dODaG4s7R
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「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYNa6OWicT
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