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好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YwXhBYoPX
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVWixERynS
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「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrukMqoI8h2
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOp0Ok8JXs
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA9d5kUeCr
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之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbdlQoLoBv
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第一式，掃理老墓550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUp2rDaL10
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第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZrN8T1YKi
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhBvYyAIbM
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第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7UQpOHH4r
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只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BR95VA3uH
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響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypwGvnzYEk
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgoqhQwRep
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「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkRLJOayMi
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuJ7DlK6HL
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「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5avQRMrYXq
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「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6A3Ei5hKW
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUu20uFsrU
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFOrR67mne
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPiv4lr57s
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「OK，出發！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5UN6Z2QUb
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo7I9D3IPY
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