「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDKoJn7ygx
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「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXLRW2eIdV
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佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK1NSDzZSc
「攪乜撚野呀你？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZvzqeh2lp
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvyqI0hFYU
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之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqe1WiGCAp
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沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfFZpUukXA
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRupUfj58VY
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「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xFCWCDe1b
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佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y3e2bUBTM
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9UC8EzkV1
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZXLDlyzPw
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(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TAYZfzUcs
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSW43hpAjL
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