「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66XQRVaVpW
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4hN2CiPnl
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「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSQIEnudX2
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「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau7tTbLtg0
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz1ingO4CX
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突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEIq8YNaFh
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKencj9laYG
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嘔多啖出黎，再而…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcurmzLot9
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BRT04INmA
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn9EA0eYVA
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就係屌柒佢，因為…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmIldSR0Ay
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnLE3rw9u2
「攪乜撚野呀你？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1nc5NR8iv
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkWvLI993Q
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxmvnsBoz4
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBilmMtZRgx
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROa0a0C7Ho
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPcAdTXZRP
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmgbZIxE6W
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ5qRQnM2I
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZCgNTc6sl
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j6cMLGxjQ
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好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpKUzD8uFv
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFVN8mMmYr
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「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRv2DEDLfm
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5e4wCGKa7
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sRSkcoNxo
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKWVd95R2a
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt4gngXOYc
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyS5eVf4Xs
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33HUY0gi96
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgH4a9npCG8
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(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhIlv3A4VD
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOVKde6pEF
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4KUuRFoE7
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