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我係成功擋左佢既第一隻雞腳，但係佢接住又黎第二腳，我擋唔切…508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqoO7VPKf1
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「死癲雞，睇你死未？我仲有三式未用呀！你係咪仲想挑我機？」我再講。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBatOSCVKD
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「我叫燎原火鳳，我認定左你係我主人喇。」隻癲雞咁講。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNNEm4IYKy
「吓！？咁…咁荀？」我好疑惑。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PYNuJiqhQ
「我有不壞金身，正常人根本傷害唔到我分亳，但係你竟然可以針對到我既弱點，傷我鼻窿，仲攪到我平身第一次流鼻血，所以我認定左你喇。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHLmWuxKtG
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