叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3yaZRna3D
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrq7YXuIMb
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfU5uRG5xI
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「答得咁有詩意既？」賭撚。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAVyfH4N4G
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBcHK3n8tK
點知…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJn5L6tp4K
佢地班死仔竟然…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbB3bp5YHT
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仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfDLdWNcSf
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35PBvU7qAm
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCSYEtYjjm
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgOInEnA2J
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「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9T6e8Id6B
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支棍臭架！544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH23Fp4kZ74
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夜來香及頭回應。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7pDgeypWX
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDCI086Eb0
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2LjqwiY0d
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVvmaqSBD2
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDNW6jymv5
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zQVjktIIj
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJHl3jtcKn
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzuP0AOTeT
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82vMYojN2S
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJeoSATGPs
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0ZUbTmXep
而當我講完呢兩句之後…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigJvXH4ASP
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce0Ag90k99
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyXBVrM9ct
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDif4vzAluy
突然…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAUsGDoJVc
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT4NAvLFHa
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchmS15Dwcq
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGPc2mAOo5
連我都呆左。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHdCykpttY
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE2kcdpMeF
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk6hF7f9YA
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf33VCWv4P6
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHuF6SwFZS
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lNtHLHP5C
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlTJJTrXpM
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldeJrwg1Gl
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrKxsM6MjV
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsymO2qNlF
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5If6XBBtzx
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcs1cJsleW
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylA2KiNv1I
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJE6SretRkz
「小心呀！契弟！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CV25YimSx
「小心呀！耶穌！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E6JRM92Pu
「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhLtiHhZga
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzOUO5Vp5e
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeDGKbucJa
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4akePcm8D0
我既怒火已經到左極限…544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDktG16NVj
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kmoMOI4Ns
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuhiKRe107
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB9fxP8THt
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeCwVAfx4a
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBAtD6f7VG
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVREMZQz6up
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeqbBUouqu
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL8bY5FZPf
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6ejlLOSee
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NcXcVB4Ea
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO7gHEZ72K
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JMRK7sDHq
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG4iFWVz8m
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC9vUHem7h
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc3FsjvOFq
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdjYGn8qat
