響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo56o3dkekZ
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKKAosRdm8
不過點都好...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FPzTSymE7
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiT8RYcHkj
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox6piVFDaz
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u1yGHIo5z
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW210s3EdJ
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCNrd7anaf
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbMmKwbv8i
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uULyXygod
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK8hxvewlG
「有咩著數先？」607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RmRzo2kXJ
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyST4KW42V
「嗱，你講架咋。」 607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG7UhfzC4i
雖然練習掃地神功真係...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwFueeRj2h
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoCiEQYXVv
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ofckUfGZP
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgH469nqOJS
我真係由心到笑出黎。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcA9T5UcvG
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G7JJIbEvF
之後我返左去Pantry...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCzvjYmsh2
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQCsBgtiPr
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XUkurhG1A
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeZXp2FL6g
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVmgvlPTzt
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh80XG4z6N4
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXG2w4NN3B
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6anL0ZVrb
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ2NMwluLg
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgmYzg3wNx
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAoilzBG8s
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1m8kG7D2O
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU48nwHXcp
不過我即刻接多句：607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMdn7fAEGk
「喂！幾點呀？」607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELKG3gPiiV
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI7f0NKFZ5
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmINkjrUIN
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8zq5LZiDu
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKNzrkMZEc
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fHPeWvEsA
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0lmgRvqFw
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4lLEtbp08
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfQeLZHdNl
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHyfDeI3OD
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqoEQheeWP
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs5330x2Eb
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hTmAUQLtl
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9TZ1t3AQ9
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO5xiVW5zg
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp48iwhHy0
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT7dDkEBMa
... (練習過程)607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1OssLPEDJ
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86OCJZTcLJ
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgktmI1CRN6
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5R3ujKTnh
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqC9pmnTcs
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj22BzhIcy2
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSk6jM3g15
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiVWIpFoJb
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSNUKR8Uyr
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChUTx5vfyn
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPz6hqrLJWt
最後結果...607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMpubzQG3X
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 607Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2jzWO3QVi
