傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBFrh2e1ER
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qlK8YWHzH
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSTY1lSMyo
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9b3P3ORJr
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQixtsH7Mh
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmHnej54zh
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0PJgyEUf4
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrewAToR4cB
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9slmI4gqXN
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTlj8uLIPJ
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYZnFRTGmc
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnNwoKMdtw
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9RiRiTFmo
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd3T3pOTwB
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ8u3UF360
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFwU8Wjeua
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIJyiAmx63
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysQjC5ou5u
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFt887HBua
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpuwwmXKXb
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rtfE8eJ2b
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrYJYWquyx
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtdBr7VmgJ
第一式，掃理老墓585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOOvWcIUL2
第二式，掃溝里興585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHc872nPcnc
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xfQTVFOhx
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ5xPpBski
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMvnM2u3FH
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLElPRQx2L
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5PhhSim6c
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtrxaqoqXk
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpY9M28QoK
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ424YXkthmd
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctamKGuvy3
我可以肯定左一樣野...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fumOxp7Ll
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DVd8pRKIA
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0e0vU9md7d
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVh7kfSOWV
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8ERtFORzo
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XX1vKatMx
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwXcW1xrPO
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzq0o0iwTa
（啪啪啪～)585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5eKHov442
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCyKYUlhcj
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC6rLaaplL
「做乜你響度既？」我問。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL8rw7rJDW
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pNaVGfmZZ
「哼。」師父。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71Osty34q0
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO1EyGDSIT
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb12biUW3xa
「余小欣！？」我問。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6uz9f266n
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15bzDSjKY4
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQAJpjP0cd
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhplu7WtBCs
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdOJS2jOo3
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPKBODdkeT
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVNIZwQrYW
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7yZX6btoF
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGND9dOXXp
「OK，出發！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Q5YaNzQD
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5HC8ovH91
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhslw3CD58k
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4za6nF7qa
