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我係成功擋左佢既第一隻雞腳，但係佢接住又黎第二腳，我擋唔切…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tv4MmPUt6
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「你估我真係白痴呀？食蕉啦！掃背餩風回馬槍！」我大嗌。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsmgl90VgQ
之後成個鋼掃把插左入佢個鼻度…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCnOwNj7xU
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「死癲雞，睇你死未？我仲有三式未用呀！你係咪仲想挑我機？」我再講。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dcXgfliHf
(丫 ~！) 佢呢次係退後…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXfl2fbrTQ
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「龍游淺水遭蝦戲，鳳留地庫被犬欺，哈哈哈。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ02mZIbRUb
「屌你呀！話我係狗，你就狗！唔識講人話就咪講啦！」我屹返佢轉頭。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VwC5CShrO
「點都好啦，我認定左你。」佢咁講。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4woAJspQeY
「認你老母，做乜Q野認定我呀？我最多…只係插爆佢鼻窿咋喎。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsISHne1ts
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「我叫燎原火鳳，我認定左你係我主人喇。」隻癲雞咁講。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KVqzP3zYM
「吓！？咁…咁荀？」我好疑惑。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8VRZ9GjbR
「我有不壞金身，正常人根本傷害唔到我分亳，但係你竟然可以針對到我既弱點，傷我鼻窿，仲攪到我平身第一次流鼻血，所以我認定左你喇。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQakhWRio3F
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「咁好啦，你點睇都唔似隻鳳凰，我以後俾個朵你，你就叫做火雞啦。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8dXA3PxaG
「好，君子一言，養我好簡單啫，每日三餐，每餐份量相等於八十碗白飯就得。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDKhiLP7gB
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