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「李光洙！邊度有李光洙呀？」突然有班肥婆學生妹衝左入黎問。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgFev1VU0R
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之後堡主佢一邊帶我地出去，一邊講解比賽既規則。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTmO99pUrv
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我講完之後，見到有條躝坦行過，仲好似想落注添。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGt2BBGfqV
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