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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIafYhFfQW
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhYzCr6Zz6
點知…471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadp4GAtusj
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UL1xdzMLb
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqe7Fdbh0B4
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtb9rnxSeUM
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZguS8kfx7b
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8iaS5he1h
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支棍臭架！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVopAaQ5mna
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夜來香及頭回應。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxAxUzTYYV
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNFwrs38s1
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgl83vAdA1
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM50EHKDzPm
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhOYvxDudj
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1PSf8ZfeK
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCA9CoqXe6
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OQc1VhY20
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX5sj1NZjB
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJmWTAZKkm
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnquGpPiyD
而當我講完呢兩句之後…471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQQ1B6VRf3
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5YofskLYK
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCyd9uKJYO
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UhgRxvljx
突然…471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7AFnca7fn
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuHjcHTM0s
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZBIbZqr8o
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3SF2iCjMD
連我都呆左。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtLh2UGmXQ
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5cOxaLCY5
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFLFmYvM09
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9rVMTZ6VR
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgBgMVcKOZ
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSbwHKzH3V
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjRLDLBVKU
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7ilBj4aDo
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLe6OIaaWh
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXJyVL1o0T
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRLILMOeh3
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFPudPk352
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2llzjjop4
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqmHIFQ18u
「小心呀！契弟！」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9RMG4YKeU
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRJVNYFVxK
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXUIRv48Hq
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAE2uKEUEt
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VuRJ5uE5q
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptR3V25j86
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsoiVKJQJp
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZsZraOxyg
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZF5RNKR16
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y3kI45Y1f
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZxseOGxNz
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8pvSdYGGZ
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHo9C3v9SZK
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBl7wINtWa
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0A0p7HIErT
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq3V3KQXFo
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0DBdZdLuk
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwNrN41YQq
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2KifwBd1C
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFUpxC6tcc
