叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTK9OZusH0
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIkDVM0UOA
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「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeAnIiPLfG
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnzxhg151i
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「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4357gG4Cv
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAzsGpGNzN
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkYdWKHu7Z
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRakSX1pgU
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「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xcIuczL7t
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TumW5pAQ7
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtWkgACU34
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrGJr8ju9Y
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9E48cdhtg
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我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCi798pKwY
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPbpmeKtCn
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原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9gl3ZiLTZ
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZuVUb9lte
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lgHHhcrOB
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp8GF4gv1M
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbyTQIUZ8g
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmEubo5uud
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNW6DmnIQK
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台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83vxcj3HFn
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPAvlsukIQ
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAfe8CT3qZ
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKWiTy8UjR
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopdbIT4yjY
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLQyWN5nFw
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHvFzEHPfp
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzvzQ5KoeG
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKoCij5tTL
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbOjgpv0MR
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7qf8G702S
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxxzh218hr
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFW418Syoc
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aOuKPjiUZ
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY4zr5uG3s
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「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0fUqFtaBl
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYJJiUwYIX
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 521Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRSh6ikzsE
