「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3YOGgZX4h
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmMQ9NjFDf
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4GcLGIWZy
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluAtYRTugR
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbTWm1SSHt
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95tbn4uten
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtocipRnpk
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWjWd7WDuX
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJxfibGEFM
魂。初弒既黑影。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptFpvv0oun
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKfsGuSKVC
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJlnjadz6g
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4m6zp70ph3
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RIHViw1MA
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNx13ylMz3
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPn8ipSCVZ
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAgcxInHAQ
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCpl1e2VQd
點知佢…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeibM5SwlEA
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFNHSY9iw5
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZQIqiVKr0
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0SA74lA29
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9griRWmfqM
佢冇回應我，而且仲…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGv8ppXeia
嘔多啖出黎，再而…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdgnDNpgD6
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjWcGna6YH
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAOinqzMr4
但係第二時間…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYRxe1M4HR
就係屌柒佢，因為…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZphsWWvM7i
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpezLVLCmc
「攪乜撚野呀你？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjArR1gAxNp
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1aGmCisnu
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupLWjRkcbh
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXGG5VqOxn
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsFScVDlD4
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneYA0dOUOm
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtl0BPQUnt
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWG9O7lSlB
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYQkgsTe76
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruc7GLRVdo
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH3vAOBdE2
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiUyOpOgka
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ364HZQCGRC
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIfmmfvTRZ
我仲飛左埋佢度。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZCLPcnlUB
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQkFEKsTsm
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFz2flHvzit
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRrr9mW4fw
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkd0nAbK2x
「乜水呀？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgtvdUcgLV
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqiEc5GlUF
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN99fbaPpRt
「屌你咩，你專登架？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5uDzHXzSL
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq34zPvWvl
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fzzWgYN6e
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP97bc08fR
「你呃佢教既。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjoVRYJltQ
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3kauuuCCJ
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfMjaTfVGO
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlPTkUMK0Z
「仆你條街！」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ4LQJw6yR
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoilChayKE
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0lSEbgOAq
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13QddZoZWo
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYXLqsfJDj
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1Q3EozfrE
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CyU8Zeh7R
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6h5i0IwPX
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuawQlGUTY
