「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsTfQLUW2r
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「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCethjlXQcA
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「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJN2rczfFZ
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xw6AzjGZv
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就係屌柒佢，因為…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPkaJDrjEF
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKhBxeFr5P
「攪乜撚野呀你？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2jmoBNM8w
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIO2DYJqy7l
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAx1RHDo35
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VLnGGQGMR
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沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC5zHS18Ll
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybyHxbNZtr
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「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHIqw3kKcu
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好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsGDmIo5AC
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JIUIFr90Z
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佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAsuqlYcfT
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「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNNLdyWdDR
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWq5KI7PDU
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZRBeRoLio
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yQIRLB20B
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「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T08LlnjvH
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原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jCpXHUZpH
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