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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3msHsL4cUQ
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SYpgBftWs
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlarwdDaR3
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmT0UcH6cn
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCQlbjDy5f
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIviQK3nwRD
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9ctjXs7hF
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jV9PwFB3a
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnP4hcEy3M
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDhSV5jM1x
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xcoJtuvIn
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQcQNOwOyA
當我想返入房時。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbo9ntG9Gb
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lfuigdvX3
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQaBmVOram
仆街啦…246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpmqDtcdP1
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我：[係…呀…]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajg2700PqV
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老婆：[食乜呀？]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAHNc1SEvG
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6romb5ZVW
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYXxgZFKxt
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fq3g8gPgL
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTmJF6vNke
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGKEugCMqK
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9Y3XEUXPT
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0lBEPnE4N
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiqi2jw9dA
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcR0ZQLsNR
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGK6K5gP9n
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkVCsv13yI
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkh3DT44L8c
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0guRBGHEqY
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDRiGcHJzg
唉，又乜呀…246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs82Rf8HlPu
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYRkY1ORo0
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwVisMYeHf
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係唔係玩野呀…246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9tGrbLZTX
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPc652Sjuc
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVZgggMbX4
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwgnkbkBnU
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuB5qbSPM5
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyfwljk3Bv
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbKHni1eFn
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RqupQ8viU
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhbL75KOJE
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKu0mUthb7t
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wn7I1EjV9
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樂敏：【好一般。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv1FDOJtdN
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjTanqp7vf
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24koxV5Htt
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UtSeAupPK
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGoiHCyFa6
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWeBCZBNOV
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUERqRVuXOu
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGHM5FKpWX
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBejnGioOvP
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm3vkG2Ziy
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO4B6llsmX
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkLvQ2p7gW
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhLflBKLyx
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我：【吓…】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOo5LT67Cb
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJt5MuHGmo
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgeeIsWxpo
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfRDKRjZXU
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxHAMQBOGZ
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7Itbk9KQH
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PDU18BgDb
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbpbWvikjP
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOhqrkOrti
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieXGt2RuUA
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb3r3GkQU4
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiP1gGkmto
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5vV9awd3D
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9N1n3UOHw
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh444XZ6yv
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgymOjTAs0
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp06haYwL3z
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHMfyr6oZY
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1Et1aXRqx
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHCGySwAIy
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHmJt3UCp1
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMxpHx2i99
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr10b7MRgqV
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j5kaSf9k7
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vW0Lp19xn
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLGp1NGN5K
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EZ5kPpj0M
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczdZFfcw90
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樂敏：【嗯。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6U63N4MwF
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95FQfqv6Dm
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhPxeuUtDm
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSzQI7CmXC
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我：【咁佢現在點？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8r4CkFugt
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rVJwD18Jb
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo4XLSJoR7
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJThjqvDGhC
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFIL3rfUhF
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7g2H0GYsu
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGwiX7Wzue
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj9UpvfVAQ
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo37PlIzqOK
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIYbBnYcvF
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVNiUM8aBd
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnli7i0LhmR
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwk1qd0nY8
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVGhfntrm3
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcW7fc05Ut
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE8hGyuSkx
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWkrB8H57R
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAKDfOHGMY
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡildrRdKzwh
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB8XoxCFKA
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRO6XUhVI9
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgG2dySVNE
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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~未完待續~
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