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自從冬叔走咗佬留底個爛攤子比我同冬嬸，睇返公司盤數先知冬叔一早步處好晒，之前D行家欠佢嘅錢都收返晒，公司戶口一豪子都無，銀行條數只好留比冬嬸我無能為力，見佢一把年紀人財兩失好可憐，硬住頭皮幫佢手執埋D手尾，跟住就正式加入失業大軍。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfgfizkHnz
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無同老婆講我失業，唔係怕佢擔心而係怕佢煩，佢D邏輯比較奇怪。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPQzFVW52R
以前試過同佢講如果失業唔知做乜好，結果佢話：[你咁鍾意玩HiFi咪去個HiFi Sales囉。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQci3ePYZ7
咁我夠鍾意睇四仔啦，唔通又可以去做AV男優咩？有咁易我就唔洗不斷食檸檬啦，四十幾歲人無學歷又無體力又無技能，見過好多唔同工種，D人一見你係中年人又無經驗即刻耍手擰頭。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZqaU6KtKy
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馬死落地行為咗搵食只好乜工都試下做，試過做送水，返咗半日就比人話無氣無力唔請，又試過做飲食，一日打爛幾隻杯結果比人炒咗，連步兵都做過，可惜唔夠印巴搶單。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkMx4plpLG
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好彩有一類工種係唔需要乜野特別技能，真係乜人都請，你地一定會以為係做保險或者傳銷啦？No la ，出賣親朋戚友呢D野我唔做嘅，我講緊呢一行好特別，因為你只需要有腳力同笑容。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaNZbXaEw8
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成世人除咗結婚好似未著過西裝，今日第一日返工好難得著住一套整齊黑西裝，照照鏡望落都重幾靚仔唔差得過劉華幾多，換好衫就行出去一個即將開賣嘅新樓盤大堂，見到一大班人有男有女有老有嫩，男嘅同我一樣西裝筆挺，女嘅短裙高踭鞋。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO8AnbBElE
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大家都著到靚一靚，只要一有人行過D女就好似夜場做嘅小姐咁笑到四萬咁口行過去，男嘅就好似馬夫咁沖過去係咁叫老細呢邊，成個場面有D混亂又有D搞笑，呢班香港特有產物就係地產經紀，三更貪五更富完全係香港人寫照，好彩以我今時今日嘅職位唔洗再做呢D野。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjwjSjQmeC
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就係我隔岸觀火欣賞緊呢場大混戰時有人叫我，一個同我一樣著黑西裝矮我兩個頭嘅肥佬慢慢行近。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZfLU893w1
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唔知佢有幾耐無行過路，睇見佢行幾步路呼吸都好似有D問題咁喘晒氣標晒汗，呢個肥佬就係呢個場嘅老大。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78DKOWFEcr
第一日開工見到高層點都要恭恭敬敬咁叫聲：[阿頭早晨，係呀我叫阿明。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EcB8RaKkw
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然後一手指住商場入口嗰位。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxOTT4rZqw
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嗰到好丫睇得重清楚，我應咗一聲：[哦。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ9aTmOZ48
正當我想行過去時肥佬又叫停我。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgKi0NFhAy
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肥佬：[等等。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfXMA34OXq
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轉身望住肥佬問：[乜野事呀阿頭？]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEvPEULT9I
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肥佬示意我烏底身，然後佢係我耳邊細細聲講：[如果班友又打大交你唔好理佢地。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVSs2ocdlA
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肥佬笑一笑話：[美中關係一向都差。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCXAXgqgV8
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聽到我拗晒頭：[美中？]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZZvdxAJwC
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我：[哦…]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvOdWNvpJb
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我：[又睇唔出喎，咁如果真係郁手都由得佢地呀？會唔會搞出人命架？]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv5L4xat5r
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肥佬：[咁梗係第一時間叫清潔過嚟睇下地下有無水呀垃圾呀同清走D雜物啦。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9LWfiEtHI
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我係咁點頭表示明白：[咁我地做乜呀？]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kbGi132SN
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肥佬陰陰嘴笑住話：[我地做保安嘅職責只係維持秩序，啫係叫D人排下隊同埋唔好塞住個商場入口，打交呢D野已經超出我地工作範圍我地無權管。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvzYoNdn5P
呢個肥佬咁卸膊嘅…215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBWGrFA6U5
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肥佬鎖晒眉話：[你估劈友咩，幾時見過打交會打到唔停手丫？打麻雀就會唔停手。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIkACYGdcu
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肥佬又再拉一拉我叫我烏底身，又再係我耳邊細細聲話：[我地保安部開咗個盤口，睇下呢個月打最耐係幾多分鐘，你有無興趣玩下？]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVX7lsuZ6Y
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我：[睇嚟呢個場都經常開波喎。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDd6zt6sgcF
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肥佬：[當然啦，唔係點解叫你唔好理佢地。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHJeTMgOQz
正所謂小賭可以怡情大賭可以變李嘉誠。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4ky2BlAVx
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肥佬：[上分鐘之內一陪一，一分鐘以上一陪二。比個貼士你呀上次佢地打咗唔夠三十秒。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2HQuSBTEr
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果然係老屎忽，唔怪得之可以做保安部大佬。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd8ScpkKpW
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行行下佢又轉身對住我講：[記住笑笑口呀，如果唔係一陣又比人投訴話我地保安成日黑口黑面架啦。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNZ5Wt5E7e
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我：[哦。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatGxYF1azZ
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第一日工作正式開始，返保安真係好無聊成日企係到發呆，唯一娛樂就係睇下女同望住班地產經紀爭客。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RySEF5QL3
幾辛苦先磨到夠鐘食中午飯，以前都係一個人食飯多估唔到新工都依然係一條友食，睇呢我唔只無女人緣，連人緣都無。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTuTXWCNC8
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好彩我唔係唯一一個，望下身邊好多人都係一條友食飯，個個都係望住手機，215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXYZ7iJaDj
就算一班人食飯，D人都係各自望住部手機同其他人係零交流，有時覺得都市人真係好冷漠。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ7LQtPrpq
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忽然我諗起文欣，呢排掛住搵工都好少同佢傾計，唔知佢有無跟我提議去做呢？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHjQ9XT3nw
雖然係好難同人開口講有性需要，特別係女人，好易比人一個好淫嘅錯覺，但係有時非常期就要用D非常手法先可以達到目的。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNZtJbmYqe
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