第十八回 Help269Please respect copyright.PENANAgY1wxGhp04
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睇討論區好得意,無論係事時版又好飲食版都好,就算係寵物版玩具版甚至係宗教版都一樣有人鍾意嘈交。都係離不開立場唔同啫其實有乜好嘈,比你贏咗又點?269Please respect copyright.PENANA5XXBDlyJ9K
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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人,就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊,呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。269Please respect copyright.PENANALKWDNqMRUZ
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火,你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦,又唔係喎。269Please respect copyright.PENANAuCpD9qo6yY
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介,於是好奇add呢傾下。269Please respect copyright.PENANA6ige1GsDfp
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我:【好少見人咁老實寫自己年齡喎。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAaWoy2DZsnu
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五十歲人妻:【無所謂啦,你係到搵乜架?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAhDrJm4JyYh
唉,又係呢D問題,真係答到悶。269Please respect copyright.PENANAyreggzKvEx
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我:【無乜野搵,只係想搵人傾下計啫。】269Please respect copyright.PENANArXlSgqq7qp
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五十歲人妻:【真係?如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAKg8QnswitN
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出,況且我現在係醫院出條命。269Please respect copyright.PENANAhYvMNNmVzE
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我:【唔會囉。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAJSgQNxJKS3
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五十歲人妻:【點解?呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAgsrlVumW6z
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。269Please respect copyright.PENANAKD3Lpt2sD6
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我:【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAUJ78691go5
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五十歲人妻:【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAnL6OQ3VBV0
講到明就唚啦,邊有女人會咁主動丫,十成係D呃錢啦,見無聊先同妳玩兩野咋。269Please respect copyright.PENANAl8mawVytVK
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我:【真係唔係想偷食呢。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAycBxL5qDi6
正所謂敵不動我不動,睇下佢下一招出乜先。269Please respect copyright.PENANAorpUCIOdQv
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五十歲人妻:【哈哈,你係第一個say No嘅人,通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAXP7VEN2t5v
係喎,點解我唔記得呢招,失敗。269Please respect copyright.PENANAz3Sd5j7mQ9
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我:【佢地餓啫,咁妳因乜事玩app?】269Please respect copyright.PENANALPgXoJN9v9
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五十歲人妻:【悶囉。】269Please respect copyright.PENANARb0R4mTtTP
十個人妻十個都話悶架啦,試下佢先。269Please respect copyright.PENANAfYyIxF4Wj9
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我:【咁妳有無約過?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAfYicLBI9Mg
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五十歲人妻:【有一個,食過一次飯。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAs49eZZ0sWC
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我:【無下場咩?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAFQFQXYV3dV
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五十歲人妻:【無呀?咁你做乜玩app呀人夫?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAT7DfY70cI1
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我:【悶囉。】269Please respect copyright.PENANA52xqF9yMG9
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五十歲人妻:【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】269Please respect copyright.PENANA4qehmHAGNx
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我:【老婆唔多理我。】269Please respect copyright.PENANA00OLCWCe0d
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五十歲人妻:【你有無工介紹呀?】269Please respect copyright.PENANA6qGXoaZoeT
吓?玩app搵工?真係第一次撞到喎,定係扮媛交?269Please respect copyright.PENANAmcHWVZLegS
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我:【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉,譚仔長期請人,再唔係麥記囉。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAugmktueJix
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五十歲人妻:【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAAY7SVj62Ug
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦,我先無咁蠢。269Please respect copyright.PENANAMiYtFr6ngD
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我:【咁做媛交囉。】269Please respect copyright.PENANA7bhA8KQE7n
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五十歲人妻:【我要正經嘅工呀。】269Please respect copyright.PENANA3axKFpmxVs
唔係雞咁唔通係金融騙局?269Please respect copyright.PENANAmW9SELd7mW
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我:【咁幫妳唔到喎。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAi4eT3MRTKh
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五十歲人妻:【你搵幾錢一個月呀?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAp30IrlhGxO
似啦,佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。269Please respect copyright.PENANA3A6CXvLqqA
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我:【萬多D。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAmrfAP0vtcQ
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五十歲人妻:【吓!咁少,唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAsDwoYk34Ls
我條眼眉開始係咁跳。269Please respect copyright.PENANAUJRs1l2554
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五十歲人妻:【其實你幾多歲?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAKAvtE1i6cR
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。269Please respect copyright.PENANA2DMK4gMMGE
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我:【四十幾。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAaEVx4U4CTJ
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五十歲人妻:【吓?乜你咁大年紀架。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAukgbLTz3CJ
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎,睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班,呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。269Please respect copyright.PENANAiRDtWiyDzd
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我:【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAw8eMWG2qUS
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五十歲人妻:【我邊有咁老,三十幾之嗎。】269Please respect copyright.PENANARIW8TNCd1P
哦,原來係呢玩人嘅。269Please respect copyright.PENANAuZEXVfdU8M
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我:【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法?】269Please respect copyright.PENANANgBILZOXX5
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五十歲人妻:【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAheWvJUEPHl
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾,似十幾歲多D囉。269Please respect copyright.PENANAsyP4QHEb4N
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我:【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫,又無講咸野又無話約。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAvTr8Q3MVQU
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五十歲人妻:【一睇就知你無朋友啦,又搵得咁少,重要學人玩app添,如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉,你講野又悶又唔好玩。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAleSUmMqEVj
條眼眉開始失控咁跳,手激動到有D震,個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅,要大返佢轉頭。269Please respect copyright.PENANAyd8II4Z0pV
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我:【妳唔係咁天真呀?網上傾計點會同人講真話呀,唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAUHrrXG08OO
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五十歲人妻:【超,公屋仔扮有錢佬呀?】269Please respect copyright.PENANAeIMFNNH2m1
仆街丫,佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。269Please respect copyright.PENANAMrDdUhT4Kf
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忽然佢又爆咗句:【哈哈,我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多,幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女,知唔知個醜字點寫。】269Please respect copyright.PENANAgtWdGZGXuE
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍,串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂,居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人,269Please respect copyright.PENANA6KljlHPCXQ
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦,原來有D人可以仆街過我。269Please respect copyright.PENANA7JKuAouQGR
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢,好彩我係一個有修養嘅人,幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口,不過.... 比人咁樣串,唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。269Please respect copyright.PENANA1apMDjefm7
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫:[黃小明。]269Please respect copyright.PENANAZGdhtSS9GL
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係剛才個肥護士,我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講:[乜事呀?]269Please respect copyright.PENANADZINpro3kW
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肥護士:[醫生嚟咗啦。]269Please respect copyright.PENANABUlQQfXl7D
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無理會佢繼續打字,跟住聽到另一把女聲講:[黃先生,麻煩你放底部手機先。]269Please respect copyright.PENANAi44vhz5WvK
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真係麻煩:[打埋幾隻字就得啦!]269Please respect copyright.PENANA6QSqtAd0X3
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醫生:[黃先生,我重有好多症要睇架?]269Please respect copyright.PENANALVOotxMl6V
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比人係咁吹真係好煩,當我放底手機想爆粗時:[都話等…]269Please respect copyright.PENANAhR6Y16EmJd
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生,而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人,點解佢會係呢到嘅?269Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZVVCY6S6Z
真係開心都嚟唔切講咗句:[嘉倩!]269Please respect copyright.PENANAco2PtxE8aN
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~未完待續~269Please respect copyright.PENANAyGEZ066UZl
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