第二十一回 Wonderful world264Please respect copyright.PENANAwNgSB3jkdZ
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有玩開app嘅朋友都知道其實來來去去都係同一班人玩。264Please respect copyright.PENANAKhrFUVrUxq
正常嘅,純粹好奇嘅朋友玩兩玩自然會走,因為好悶個個講嘅野都幾乎一樣。264Please respect copyright.PENANAmFSUYP2KdW
不外乎你搵乜呀?約唔約呀?做我SL啦。264Please respect copyright.PENANAEmyzDIOPv9
至於留係到嘅都有一種心癮,係尋找一個假希望。264Please respect copyright.PENANAe8DVvuWZun
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上次同個人妻嘈好想爆粗鬧佢點知佢走咗,今次撞返重唔有仇報仇。264Please respect copyright.PENANA5c32pX4c1s
我:【原來又係妳。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAFFJsQe02RK
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人妻:【哈哈。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAKYKqzdxBn1
居然重笑得出,等我快快手打返上次十八個字嘅粗口先,就係我打緊時忽然見到佢寫咗一句。264Please respect copyright.PENANAfqKiNvpRAQ
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人妻:【雖然我平日講野好串,有時會過咗火不過唔係有心,喺到同你講聲對唔住。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAJfnB9KHTKc
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雖然唔係親耳聽到,但係望住對唔住呢三個字,我係到諗,係我人生入面好似從來都係只有我同人講,好似無人對我講過。264Please respect copyright.PENANAzAziUZlvgD
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人地都講咗對唔住重用粗口問候人地好似唔係咁好,264Please respect copyright.PENANAKWOBpSxKia
算啦,男人老狗唔好咁小家。264Please respect copyright.PENANAuT6DtcTNdk
於是我將嗰十八個字粗口del咗,然後話:【妳係唔係又同老公一齊玩app呀?我洗唔洗同佢打聲招呼先。】264Please respect copyright.PENANA7WtrZRNH5r
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人妻:【老公唔知我玩app,上次只係諗住玩下你,對唔住。】264Please respect copyright.PENANA9sgEgmlTCM
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一個三唔識七嘅女人可以連講兩次對唔住,一係佢做服務業,一係佢真心,佢之前問有無工介紹應該無做野,所以我偏向相信後者。264Please respect copyright.PENANASFn80LKb06
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我:【過去咗啦,算啦。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAQIGoJaciQh
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人妻:【哈哈,果然係老手,夠大方。】264Please respect copyright.PENANALLm5ZIeELL
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我:【唔係咁可以點。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAvumowIjHFm
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人妻:【OK,咁過咗去大家就當無事好唔好?】264Please respect copyright.PENANAHyAEYVkoWB
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我:【妳喜歡啦。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAFQRcTSOVJ1
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人妻:【你叫乜野名呀?我叫Maybo。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAJXXiJAlmkR
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就係咁,我認識咗呢位人妻Maybo。264Please respect copyright.PENANAenHHlYzG5t
好得意,因為無諗住溝女純粹傾計,所以同佢講野無就住就住,鐘意講乜就講乜,佢串下我我潤下佢,又估唔到佢除咗串d之外其實幾好傾,點為之好傾?咪有問必答,而且成日主動搵野講。264Please respect copyright.PENANAOXHvc7ItQl
我地成日都會討論d搵佢傾計嘅男人,正確呢講係想溝佢嗰d人夫。264Please respect copyright.PENANA6qb5pPnJ6Z
聽多咗知道原來自己好oldschool又保守,聽佢講班人夫真係好狼好進取另我大開眼界。264Please respect copyright.PENANAWaSyG0thaM
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呢排係屋企成日夜麻麻聽到個囡同Candy係網上傾計,一個香港一個美國,兩個人生活基本上日夜顛倒,咁樣long D真係幾攞命。264Please respect copyright.PENANAZXKAuJT7xa
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好似今日咁,我準備返早見佢房入面有聲於是忍唔住入房同佢傾兩句。264Please respect copyright.PENANA5h36sXkJtC
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一入去見到佢瞓咗係床上面攞住ipad,應該準備zoom。264Please respect copyright.PENANArdZNW993Mt
多得呢個疫情佢現在超過一半時間係屋企上堂,乜鬼社交活動都無晒,原本已經宅現在更加宅。264Please respect copyright.PENANAqEu83grNZR
望見佢額頭爆晒瘡應該又通宵。264Please respect copyright.PENANA7sNUsVLaIY
我:[囡呀,尋晚見妳好夜都未瞓喎。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAwSwJUrsYtn
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個囡瞓係床上好攰咁話:[知啦,唔好咁夜瞓丫嗎。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAk7yGULeguY
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我:[妳知就唔好咁啦。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAhHZLuznC5U
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囡:[得啦。]264Please respect copyright.PENANA8BykTSZ0P0
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我:[囡呀,今年最後一年,就呢會考啦,比D心機啦。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAIfyWVsdHnP
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個囡好唔耐煩咁話:[都話知囉。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAgNdMDMFe80
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我:[唉,妳老豆我就係讀得書少先搵唔到一份好工,唔想妳行我條舊路咋。]264Please respect copyright.PENANANgdyUp68Mg
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個囡話:[我有分數啦,夠鐘上堂啦出去啦唔好阻住晒。]264Please respect copyright.PENANABJqH2hXPBJ
係唔係好有細路都唔鐘意讀書?264Please respect copyright.PENANAwwdctpdg9d
當我一轉身,見到老婆都起咗身,佢問:[一早咁嘈做乜?]264Please respect copyright.PENANAWf0HJx8zBW
個囡嘅野都係盡量唔好同佢講,費事又鬧過唔停。264Please respect copyright.PENANAdoI5W9opaa
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我:[無乜野,我返工先啦。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAFndq4siqvO
連喺屋企都唔可以講家事,咁你地明點解咁多人玩app啦。264Please respect copyright.PENANAKxuHPoiBYN
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返到公司如常工作,一直忙到差唔多收工先有時間同Maybo傾兩句呻下。264Please respect copyright.PENANACjDDhwmgdx
我:【唉,個囡好煩,妳個囝有無咁多問題?】264Please respect copyright.PENANAJWAKdxxvx7
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Maybo:【佢好乖,又聽話。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAYJStzdLHcG
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我:【妳就好啦。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAbNW3nngqgl
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Maybo:【做人父母係辛苦架啦。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAFOrEegNWuL
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Maybo:【係呢,有D野想問下你。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAGmBTXIYHSZ
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我:【乜野?】264Please respect copyright.PENANAE2wWOEpLEf
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Maybo:【點解你從來都唔問我攞相睇?】264Please respect copyright.PENANAavVAb8eTKr
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我:【咁,純傾計有無相都一樣啫。】264Please respect copyright.PENANARnQ8ut7Rua
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Maybo:【但係個個男人add我第一時間就問攞相睇,你係唯一一個無,乜你唔好奇嘅咩?】264Please respect copyright.PENANAfh2j9SLG8Z
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我:【嗱講真,人係有好奇心,不過唔睇我亦OK。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAgO3qDPE8Lx
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Maybo:【哈哈,班人夫個個睇完相都讚我靚,有D重話要刻約添。】264Please respect copyright.PENANASUVGOXyCbp
見到呢句個好奇心又再推高咗一層。264Please respect copyright.PENANADLLytcegw6
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我:【有無咁勁呀。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAJsIwZYKwhy
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Maybo:【點呀,現在又好想睇呀?哈哈。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAenlUxnvy48
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我:【妳喜歡啦,我現在佛系玩app,一切隨緣。】264Please respect copyright.PENANA4Q6jViVmFZ
之後Maybo send咗張限時相過呢。264Please respect copyright.PENANAC84XNcPb0k
呢張係一張半身相,見到佢著住一件緊身白色T,264Please respect copyright.PENANAqPh5I6FAsx
個樣我無留意到,因為比相入面另一樣野吸引咗個注意力。264Please respect copyright.PENANAXaoedz0EXz
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我見到一條深不見底嘅海溝,對唔住講錯咗,係乳溝先啱。264Please respect copyright.PENANA3gIGIeq0dx
真係好誇張佢上圍應該過40吋,相信一隻手係揸唔晒,264Please respect copyright.PENANArlarWlrIXD
不過....佢條腰都應該有38。264Please respect copyright.PENANAPwAw1bkOzX
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我問:【妳…幾高幾重呀?】264Please respect copyright.PENANAz7RekaHBlG
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Maybo:【160高,160重,少少肥啦。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAbd49wx0ZE6
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你地知唔知玩app通常最多係乜人?264Please respect copyright.PENANAn7gAgAGrgZ
偷食男女?No,騙子?都唔係,好似我呢D賤男?咁呢樣就一定多架啦,但係有一樣人真係唔少得過賤男,無錯就係肥婆。264Please respect copyright.PENANAJSBduTxhx5
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香港地作為一個國際大都會享有美食天堂之稱並唔係浪得虛名。264Please respect copyright.PENANAQePM4L6fQu
由於有太多好野食導致好多肥胖人士出現。264Please respect copyright.PENANAcChS0vzH1E
曾經同一位專業外籍人士傾計,啫係送外賣嗰D印巴騎兵呀,264Please respect copyright.PENANA7nDWRxKp2x
佢話係尖沙咀條街到好易就分到邊D係港女邊D唔係。264Please respect copyright.PENANAWVcfZoj1Av
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只要一望個pat就知,香港女性普遍個躉都係比較大,原因係坐得多食得多但係又鍾意唔做運動,行多幾步都話攰,所以個個都係向橫發展,雖則男士都唔好得幾多…264Please respect copyright.PENANAnUUMebLdjH
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究竟有無人可以話比我知係交友app上面抽中肥婆個機率有幾高?264Please respect copyright.PENANAQO3sRSMRWZ
情況就好似打機開盲盒一樣,264Please respect copyright.PENANAn11obpZsxk
我首抽你比個油桶我,唔緊要,我同自己講冷靜D,玩得呢個遊戲就有心理準備難抽,264Please respect copyright.PENANAIccPQqGa60
但係當我十連抽,係十連抽呀!你都重係開油桶比我!仆街你當我賣非法紅油呀?264Please respect copyright.PENANATivGIj8qnZ
比咁多油桶我做乜Q呀?264Please respect copyright.PENANAxk4S3KhbcG
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嗱,我唔係歧視肥。264Please respect copyright.PENANAHqbVfcu8c7
肥都有好多種,小小肥有肉地唔係太過份我覺得OK嘅,但係有D真係肥到米芝蓮人咁,160高160重咁都叫小小肥?真係人唔小狗都吠啦。264Please respect copyright.PENANAFVSyyAhQhq
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對唔住…冷靜d,冷靜d,唔好意思激動咗少少…264Please respect copyright.PENANAAYZacGwSR4
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如果以前嘅我應該諗都唔諗即刻Quit,現在算啦,都係嗰句,吹水啫人地都無嫌我老。264Please respect copyright.PENANAER2I6AgVcx
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就係呢個時候,肥佬call咪叫我上去寫字樓,無啦啦上office唔通有好消息。264Please respect copyright.PENANAyWIc9Cqbkk
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同Maybo講聲有野做之後嗱嗱淋沖上去啦,一推開門入到去肥佬個位,已經見佢張枱清得乾乾淨淨。264Please respect copyright.PENANA8TYDXj8dhX
我:[亞頭,你真係唔做啦?]264Please respect copyright.PENANAh4bz2aWak3
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肥佬點點頭話:[無法啦,年紀大係時候退休。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAU4IIWJBiSq
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我:[咁咪陪下D孫仔玩囉。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAJA4gbLS82m
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肥佬又點點頭話:[亞明,呢到你最後生又勤力,你到見外面班人個個都老弱殘兵咁。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAJxRFL5oMcD
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我:[唔係嘅,其實佢地都好盡責。]264Please respect copyright.PENANA0AwG3Uj0c5
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肥佬:[佢地跟我咁耐我都知。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAMKixOfClGQ
佢一邊講一邊攞咗個信封出呢,然後拍一拍我膞頭將封信交比我。264Please respect copyright.PENANAvpKDEvwP0H
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望一望封信寫住我個名而且係人事部出,大公司果然有效率咁快做好交接。264Please respect copyright.PENANA7oZat7ifig
呢排嘅努力總算無白廢,以後終於唔洗企商場門口啦。264Please respect copyright.PENANAEKFzmZcbTR
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滿心歡喜打開封信一睇,點知見到上面寫住幾隻大字。264Please respect copyright.PENANAODRedjMUXg
【你已經被即時解僱。】264Please respect copyright.PENANAUzPvzTPZjA
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唔係好相信呢個事實,即刻問肥佬:[封信係唔係比錯人呀。]264Please respect copyright.PENANA5PmaEFduZG
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肥佬指一指信上面寫住我個名。264Please respect copyright.PENANA6yXr5Urt69
以為自己眼花再睇多次個名,真係寫住黃小明。264Please respect copyright.PENANAS8i7JVSl6N
一時間滿腦問號。264Please respect copyright.PENANAj0VvAWmYx0
肥佬見我呆咗就講:[近年疫情影響,好多商鋪執粒,公司收入差咗好多,所以要裁員。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAOiw2wf12Nw
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我:[吓…?]264Please respect copyright.PENANA7kX6lJ1fbE
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肥佬:[我都係因為咁要被迫退休,公司要交人我都無辦法。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAEKuw6hAqYD
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我:[但係…點解…我…?]264Please respect copyright.PENANAMn8ywSNKdh
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肥佬:[下面班人跟我咁耐我好清楚佢地,出面唔會有人請,你同佢地唔同,你做到野要搵過一份工唔難。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAVjkaDEy0WA
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肥佬講完就起身攞埋佢D私人理離開。望住封信個腦一片空白。264Please respect copyright.PENANApG2lahvJ4y
唉,以為升職點知係炒魷,真係估唔到又再失業。264Please respect copyright.PENANAFT4Zc8yYGU
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返到屋企見到老婆都啱啱返到。264Please respect copyright.PENANAvdcqZDn3R0
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我:[老婆,咁早嘅?]264Please respect copyright.PENANA4R0rOMLpZO
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[係呀。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAblm0DWpr89
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我:[我…有D野想同妳講。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAFvmDQ5b8XG
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老婆好似好開心:[咁啱,我都有個好消息想話你知。]264Please respect copyright.PENANARuU22M68rv
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我:[好消息?咁妳講先。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAem3mc0pbiZ
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老婆好興奮咁話:[老細準備升我做GM呀。]264Please respect copyright.PENANATrWRRojQFu
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我:[咁...真係好消息喎。]264Please respect copyright.PENANACaJUfSRzTa
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老婆:[當然啦,以後重有房坐添呀。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAfJdkbaW61u
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我:[咁…真係值得高興。]264Please respect copyright.PENANATynPRHlham
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老婆笑笑口問:[係呢,你又話有野講?乜事呀?]264Please respect copyright.PENANA7dPyaOn7uA
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我:[無,我想話不如今日落街食日本野之嗎,咁啱妳又升職,可以順便慶祝。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAYfRX2psJ4y
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[好呀,咁我打電話去頂位先。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAQUPOHe6THM
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我:[好…]264Please respect copyright.PENANAw1qpaaX4sW
個囡聽到有日本野食同樣好開心話:[正呀,今晚可以食壽司。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAKo2tgmUse4
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個天係唔係玩野呀,我炒魷佢就升職。264Please respect copyright.PENANAlrqWuUttW1
望見佢地咁開心,費事掃佢慶,等有機會再同佢講。264Please respect copyright.PENANAb8PcH0PZY4
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~未完待續~264Please respect copyright.PENANApCcKHyNgkw
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