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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrK3qlPC6F
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyCzuaxOrI
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIRi8or0py
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqlyNj6Vit
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講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O1OJIyAA1
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoIrjWPMUK
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KaOgXxW6P
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2cps1UeS7
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq3L0eEUql
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdMt1XaKQ6
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嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZsMSeGo49
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfALCFsEja
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仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36lNktfEZy
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqg7bzwV61
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH29N90HRB
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暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe7icW4xF1
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJk0khnwPw
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZCL2KdY2C
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我：【無言。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TitZvUrMr
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzPUypd5PM
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwhkJzhfYM
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp43AVLHZ9B
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMbHQXuP1c
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9xXA7zh6I
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrcqjdOl6T
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0SxwWi3fs
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuapb6HNEZ
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjvXQ4MGPF
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzkC5e1EFe
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtwiexOZc1
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP2SsRQB4c
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IpzIxQ64h
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvK2nWBCae
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFMisl1zlG
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdah1hO2tL
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEpSE06r6S
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVvUJZLMeI
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhjVvkGBZ8
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspGsBLuqJ7
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNlECAojzQ
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