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因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老婆關係差？定係因為老婆唔想太耐無攪？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlLhK4Uk9p
我諗好多有玩開app嘅女性都聽過以上廢話，作為人夫可以好肯定咁話比女士們知，250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PiXrddmvJ
人夫玩app只有一個目的就係呃蝦條。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQEFePj3Eh
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我亦相信好多男人都聽過人妻咁話，係到好大膽咁講句以上理由全部都千真萬確。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr3zEBODzg
從未聽過有女人玩app係呃腸仔，睇我咁好呃都無人呃就知。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdoAfcYnKz
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樂敏係一個幾open嘅女性，可能因為佢喺外國返嚟鬼妹仔性格，平日我地D對話都夾雜住濃濃四級味，所以佢深受人夫歡迎因為夠放，同佢傾計真係一件既開心又興奮嘅事，有時係會興奮到成個腦都係四級畫面攪到典床典蓆瞓唔到。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhbBJ8CKhY
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由於要趕住見客唔得閒同樂敏傾計所以連say bye都無就收埋手機。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7BAbkEyFp
去到人地公司見到reception個女仔係到玩手機，呢D工真好做可惜從來都唔請男人，又話香港無性別歧視嘅。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKJFDumFWq
我：[妳好呀，我約咗陳生架。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3tjl65MTb
個女仔望都無望我一眼就指一指示意我坐底等。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZH2QO1Myv
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等咗一陣就見到陳生行出呢，於是我地就入咗間好細嘅會客室傾，個會比想像中快開完。通常D會開得咁快一係好順利，一係連傾都無乜好傾。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyESUnr3zr
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見完客之後心情有D沉重，都係搵樂敏放鬆下順便八卦下，雖然無份做主角啫，聽下咸故偷下師都好丫嗎。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZuIL7d6Tk
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可惜搵唔到樂敏佢已讀不回，好多時玩app識人就係咁，都唔知究竟對方係唔得閒定係唔想傾。有D甚至粒聲唔出Quit咗都有，好彩樂敏唔係D咁嘅人，佢唔覆我九成湊仔。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AnO5dDQ37
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無法啦只好返公司，一開門見到冬叔好似平日一樣咁坐係佢張大班椅上面望住個電話微微嘴笑。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnm9qS20Sz
我知你地諗乜，佢份人好正氣部手機入面幾乎原廠設定一樣，無game無TG無IG無FB無交友app，係得wechat同whatsapp，而且佢好鍚老婆架唔係我呢D賤男人。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z9NYI5mop
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放底手上嘅野就同冬叔講：[又同老婆傾乜咁開心呀。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNo3RUhA1C
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冬叔收起電話講：[閒計啫，無乜野。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1W9XCOPWX
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我：[冬叔你真係利害，點解可以結婚咁耐都無聽過你講老婆一句壞話？]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhv29JpBzc
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冬叔起身攞住隻水杯行去湛水，佢係我身邊拍拍我膊頭講：[哈哈，到你去到我咁年紀就會明架啦，係呢個客點呀？]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IhphIUIAa
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有時都唔知冬叔係樂觀定只係安撫我情緒，公司咁樣遲早執，佢老人家就話退休啫我四十幾歲無體能無學歷無技術做得D乜？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulHgByjs2C
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一如往常做完野就放工返屋，結婚之後就變成往家男人同夜生活講再見，都唔知幾耐無出夜街。今晚老婆又約咗客食飯喎，得返我同個囡兩個人食。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrowH8tg9v
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入到屋見到阿囡又瞓係床上面睇手機，兩條友懶得煮於是同佢講：[囡呀，不如我地落街食。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEAurPcGLg
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個囡雙目無神咁望一望我然後搖搖頭。唔知點解呢一代都係咁宅，要佢離開間房真係難度極高，好彩重有殺手鐧。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBSTezYeVg
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一聽到去食日本野佢即刻有反應：[哦。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYu5hsQlKZ
平日好難叫得郁佢唯獨係食壽司就最快反應，前世一定係日本妹呢。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WDKB4pgpj
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講起日本妹相信無一個香港男人唔係睇日本AV大，可能因為咁對日本女人有一種近乎痴漢式迷戀，到底佢地係唔係乜都肯玩？佢地D叫聲係唔係真係叫得咁淒厲？所以每一個男人心入面都有一個不可能任務，就係溝日本妹。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQRJhTbUtJ
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D人話自己個囡係前世情人，雖然我今世溝唔到日本妹前世都叫溝到一個呀，哈哈。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFxP2VEn49
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同個囡去撐枱腳於是去平日食開間日本餐廳，呢間野細細間價錢唔平不過D野幾好食，原因係老細解咗個成就，就係娶咗個日本妹做老婆，見老細瘦骨嶙峋睇怕夜生活異常活躍，真係羨慕死人。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApEAoNLlRQ
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坐底叫咗個囡最鍾意食嘅海鮮湯烏東、三文魚刺身，我就食三成熟烤羊架、炒野菜、三色刺身同一支玉乃光備前雄町，清酒加刺身真係絕配。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuOAQrNKdw
色香味俱全嘅食物好快就送到眼前，個囡一邊望住手機一邊食野，新一代都係用手機送飯。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4yWYE7Ktc
唔知有幾多家長因為咁而係食飯枱鏟個細路？好彩佢老豆我唔係D虎爸。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUxQy63nMQ
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我：[阿囡食野先啦。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfiDnRIBdX
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囡：[嗯，打埋兩隻字。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPKrAmfokR
有時見佢機不離手都係到諗佢會唔會都有玩交友app，不過應該唔會，因為…250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuflKd9AkVo
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我：[又同Candy傾計呀？]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hVl4Toicu
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阿囡放底手機攞起快子一手夾住件三文魚刺身點豉油然後放入口，食咗兩啖講：[除咗佢重有邊個。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwt1wAlGX9
望住個囡真係照鏡一樣，不論性格喜好就連人際關係都同自己一模一樣，由細到大我都係無乜朋友佢又係咁，Candy算係佢唯一朋友。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lyIP17hcm
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同個囡溝通都叫有方法，就係有共同語言，平日D話題都係離唔開動漫、打機，咁先無代溝。食食下野忽然佢問咗我一個問題。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8HqvT2E6G
唔係問佢喺邊到呢呀，呢D問題小學三年班之後就唔會再問架啦。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCf1DsQwod
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佢放底快子好認真咁望住我問：[Daddy，點解你會同媽咪結婚？]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci7Nh6DeYW
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囡：[覺得你地好怪，明明兩個人都唔夾嘅，性格、喜好、甚至飲食習慣都原完全相反。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIdOGuhPEl
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我笑笑口話：[哈哈，咁兩公婆一個凹一個凸先係最好丫嗎。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeUCfjQGor
呢句廢話自己講完都覺得無乜說服力。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ1RT4PXfO
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囡：[唔覺囉，好似我同Candy咁啱傾先會長久架。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdThkccLMXo
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我：[咁妳覺得Daddy愛媽咪多D定媽咪愛Daddy多D？]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIVxm1wXS8
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囡：[你愛媽咪多D。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG1KSXLxLT
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囡：[因為平日佢鬧你多D。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQdz9x4tXu
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個女搖搖頭話：[Daddy，我十六歲啦，唔係六歲。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAKV3ILGJX
估唔到一個十幾歲嘅細路女已經咁醒目。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxYFHZQVW1
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我繼續話：[無野嘅，呢D都係溝通方法嘅一種，好多兩公婆都係咁相處，唔係妳鬧我就係我話妳，慢慢就會習慣。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwyMaE23mJ
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囡：[兩個人咁樣互相折磨，做乜要結婚？]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn7kqN7uA3
呢一句真係唔知點答，因為我都搵緊答案。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMcmy1MrbK
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我：[妳媽咪以前唔係咁架，總之…婚姻好複雜，所以妳將來真係要諗清楚先好結婚。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6ikfA2Doc
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囡：[跟媽咪就一定衣食無憂，跟老豆就…]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm87FD6ejj
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囡：[唔係，雖然老豆啱傾，但係…食飯都緊要架。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGEFEo3Jnr
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的而且確，如果有一日真係離婚，我連自己都攪唔掂重點照顧個囡。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs975NaNKgv
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飲咗啖酒講：[放心啦，Daddy媽咪唔會離婚，的而且確婚姻唔係想像中咁完美，不過老外有一句說話，A ture relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CGaEzHurQ
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個女笑笑口話：[勁喎，識得講英文。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6L9Rjcttg
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個女拍住我膊頭講：[放心喎，我對男人無興趣，只會搵女朋友。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIX9ouBmSiI
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記得香港某出名風流有錢佬，唔知係唔係食女太多，所以有報應個女係les，250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRDSmnltVs
我都無食過女，但係點解都有個Les嘅女，不過算啦，都唔到我介意。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhW4XPUgw7
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我地兩父女關係似朋友多D，咁樣佢先肯同我講心底說話。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfahroL9jL7
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食完飯返到屋企，一開門已經見到老婆返咗呢。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PYZMQbthX
面濃濃坐係梳化望住部電視，睇怕又唔知邊個辣著佢。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxAO0NyTv2
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