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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblmrD24BoB
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCi0LzwoHx
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ130HkfGT
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDOIv2Jiwq
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64FLWj48BQ
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaamfcpLNbZ
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWhJs6Hlwm
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1yQYpS435
仆街啦…230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRsNXWpn7G
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOCvDcP2oa
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqlRqKjOkA
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqkkmdb6gW
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohjp6k0DCm
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKL1x0VIuC
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr9vXmWTYd
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OoWJGyEvt
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVaLjJmlcA
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPmu35BJqY
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLq3tm0vqr
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYDaI21l0t
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DCNhkZdLw
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPAWAuIbW1
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOY45x5D6y
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLXxNH7YHs
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxKEocQtG5
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係唔係玩野呀…230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02d6pasi6T
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesnXT3Muov
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqjfrEJ1RW
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseg9PoLk7r
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb00yI38ZyI
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxQPG5kpsR
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCQOoXihni
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3RF2E7nIy
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkAX5XkhZI
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqg8oDMg5m
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8cRJn14Mw
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樂敏：【好一般。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0lOGgnSsY
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcvfBuef0I
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHbRb9QiXh
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQUXdEadLh
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5D0REoPaF
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJadYg1Luh
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOi0c3qUcV
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp8BF8tfdq
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WIjyljiPD
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u3cC3Tznb
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLSGb1nYSn
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL80sQlsapl
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oW6pERDCB
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我：【吓…】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJC0b9N0Va
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuRcUl3NLB
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpyqysaa92
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVrRrc0OZE
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmroJyk7ugx
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pNCWUnmDQ
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvB84srs0Su
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8LOrYkEUW
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hc0F8KdnG
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IPJwEUb9a
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjnEwCmEV3
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3mj3nP9rB
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wtkWrLu4p
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrScsOgUcD
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW12WBwUd5X
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLIEDKuy1a
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvxNku6NL4
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg286HTttt
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ovSwbTdTN
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyLEW70xfj
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXsOlINBlL
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h2Q8LVjzo
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lsQ4BmNEZ
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhXyS5B6Qr
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCGUfRVU7S
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchaYFfWS61
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMTqT7JG7r
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVWVaLAQqo
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樂敏：【嗯。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tbzWrfIMP
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dxkDSxkgm
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbCoDYd8vs
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbJzcxCYmj
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgVXYDbjeX
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuu8DvArvv
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XT1cN5nF1
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreBuf0ojkA
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXHcPrifdW
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr4XazDtTG
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HVfM44CmG
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuczGMR9HP4
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KKo23x1Zn
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBsf6qdLmp
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42AHrSvAPW
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0s4rgomuy
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGkF4nrKdv
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNuPWaV9qR
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sUzO7pdHg
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg5tHpTwgB
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnNBZtXbaf
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6kcTEkEZt
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys8s9ZpeI3
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TtAUvmySJ
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVdwkfV8N6
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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