第二回 我很好騙87Please respect copyright.PENANAg5PyGgijrT
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。87Please respect copyright.PENANAakLbxmvPn1
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,87Please respect copyright.PENANAzMV6liQCRq
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJhUoOBoq8o
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。87Please respect copyright.PENANAtMKtUhXoca
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。87Please respect copyright.PENANAWuSA6uMxHR
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】87Please respect copyright.PENANA5w0kRVVLzZ
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】87Please respect copyright.PENANAKQ3eFfhrDB
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?87Please respect copyright.PENANAoRjIkPOuFD
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,87Please respect copyright.PENANAV5mhkgsQtq
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。87Please respect copyright.PENANAuRjk4O2xZh
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我:【三十中啦。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAm9bn77mcRj
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。87Please respect copyright.PENANARGiwrypyu7
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAkcEHacoFap
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我:【係呀。。。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAYV6pU6B97U
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】87Please respect copyright.PENANARnW5fbTSP1
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。87Please respect copyright.PENANA4w1ZG3jkFC
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我:【攪自己生意。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAlRBzbxoRrC
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】87Please respect copyright.PENANAi58eJOuSor
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAXejkEWWaEl
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】87Please respect copyright.PENANABLIaAdbkz6
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】87Please respect copyright.PENANALihoBXSHn1
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。87Please respect copyright.PENANApzy6tu7qbw
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAC7dxM6h0Yl
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。87Please respect copyright.PENANASlPRCjPqQP
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我:【8號囉。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAILyUKxL7kB
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】87Please respect copyright.PENANAn9o0oq7cZY
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAGALhhBTcZ6
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靚女:【PE得咁少】87Please respect copyright.PENANAevsLnWrzZt
PE?講乜呀?87Please respect copyright.PENANA9d8guxbUuv
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAMyGDfsBccj
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。87Please respect copyright.PENANA2CpG20XF0u
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。87Please respect copyright.PENANAohXMwSrM3u
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】87Please respect copyright.PENANAontfqP66j6
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】87Please respect copyright.PENANATfesJXKKOd
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我:【好呀。】87Please respect copyright.PENANArPdXJjG4VN
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAakJWTO8HEq
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我:【吓!咁多?】87Please respect copyright.PENANAjNRTI8fIfd
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAj1OzJB31WB
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAHmkn5TbCE2
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靚女:【馬會?】87Please respect copyright.PENANA0nZjIQ9rc7
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAir5yp6pzRz
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】87Please respect copyright.PENANAlz5pz6tone
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。87Please respect copyright.PENANAjMMaGBq2jX
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。87Please respect copyright.PENANA6wAmPo62ZB
老婆:[老公!]87Please respect copyright.PENANAl8c1UvNidl
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。87Please respect copyright.PENANAg7461RhO74
我:[做乜事呀?]87Please respect copyright.PENANANFSo860Xss
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAL6iEgFNJdz
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]87Please respect copyright.PENANAkcpANXo5jK
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。87Please respect copyright.PENANAEt9LjYhGho
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAthzhmUWwnV
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。87Please respect copyright.PENANA5OtrX5zHOg
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。87Please respect copyright.PENANA8pzfH2dQeq
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。87Please respect copyright.PENANA4MDT2ZKEcB
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。87Please respect copyright.PENANAbjDF8c6Iw5
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]87Please respect copyright.PENANA5ATbZxklGb
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。87Please respect copyright.PENANAIELcJCzuFZ
我:[乜事呀?]87Please respect copyright.PENANAoGoZOtNUrE
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAabxqH19Axx
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]87Please respect copyright.PENANAPmLArTtzMJ
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]87Please respect copyright.PENANAEFEhenqrfx
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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