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無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9gDd19oTG
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTlivi0Z5w
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkI6GnE2tY
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1c24odzVB
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pwRH8xWLU
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUgPbbJZel
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wjtMjAyZK
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrN5b8Mjt9
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF2bpFuynM
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdArh8eQ8J
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZHDCATDFU
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJABo9tvUC
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嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zAbo7qWGN
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8MwY35lgZ
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo7KuAws73
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjWgbGdtT4
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqESmLgajTG
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRldEvQBgvw
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過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw5wvs8WEV
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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