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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5GJ7FXa68
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSehaVx59u
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU0ggDeQOt
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vUhhHxoOl
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05PVcLRC2O
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw2HH7y4WE
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GNAVmrRZW
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszJuhaIkdN
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKWkMTX1yP
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當我想返入房時。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nwkk2tr7F
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUit3Rx2W3p
仆街啦…229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKIKBM9AgJ
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我：[係…呀…]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwYTr1idpW
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老婆：[食乜呀？]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiDiDOchIc
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42lbQJtl7O
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZU8Onq0Of
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFc34CQuoW
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWYSkXd2OC
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsB0tqv28y
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrrFYpMZuO
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4pWw7voCG
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbylsdZRiTy
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6DObZDztW
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCrPuxymrq
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAXF5Pgt0u
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIicvA0Y37
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxVdrzwp1F
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHG9J74HKF
唉，又乜呀…229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvgT9TgTcd
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7o4wk48SC
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDPw51WbhC
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係唔係玩野呀…229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YIgjiu5BA
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiViAPllcy
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ngwtks6iY
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1JR1P36e9
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpTVz9L0Rv
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XutZPShMG
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKB2xq0Fkw
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgBAaUDXBQ
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo56SjdWTcL
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW16ikJwZoZ
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT48E4zCGIw
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樂敏：【好一般。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis1suHxwBs
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21AksAzkuW
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUr41KWwHD
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcNh8DxTmj
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QSnK9jNOa
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60M0JEBBeq
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdMIO5lY87
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nXgYF3TMf
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbnQku1w6H
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIkZBlZaWi
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydbbFq60dc
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1CYniRrKW
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6AKCFTmiw
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我：【吓…】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgaAhGCV5q
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kPFP6QrFv
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9ybSpQLG6
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5wnM5dGGx
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sVwJJLJRx
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm6e8pvwZU
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNc329JBqVS
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPtbmLXjxq
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9mepb1G1i
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BD1EFqupD
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT2xpf9Kf3
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzrGJctHbX
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFuBGt9Grk
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j5bXkc0Ox
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0jydom06l
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7TnZR99ST
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLsBXuzY5A
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1bxFcXzdu
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuwFjvLYF6
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbO8hku6Kq
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hls5eGKpD
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyleQmw74w4
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykCan6rPBx
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSM77sDBe5
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppDfs94cLB
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUjJhttpHg
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8LsnJXrQK
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnAB2pHrLw
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樂敏：【嗯。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcL7EPFElU
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT1Kc081sT
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLaTR9ruOY
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh79h31Wuon
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我：【咁佢現在點？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58Xz2k04qp
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ct52NCVGf
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rxV7arNyp
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y2fYtt9GQ
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYemZFzeMoy
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhPRYnKGGv
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAgKMbxNLj
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuTlhnEj5X
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjM0HLT8SN
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhtqAGQLzL
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lo3XPFtTE
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lsA07cYdP
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3Mbz07A17
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQLAgd3xCW
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ1b6x2ep8
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlBqguPRaZ
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TKrgjt2vN
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vykoCmll5
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM1uNaO5QH
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASap30ReYr
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgtGrATwUj
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbhmtKJ7zp
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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