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    Lamington
    Lamington
    I am Lamington, the Australian author! As well as being published, I like to write for fun and build new worlds with challenging societies inside. I love to create monsters (physical and emotional) in horror, fantasy, thrillers or romances. I tackle my arachnaphobia by creating spider demons in some of my works.
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Brad Thechad is a 38 year old high-school student.

He does average high-schooler things like going to Maths, going to English, and eating his white bread and mayo sandwiches.

Brad's best friend, Jonn Smith (with two n's) attends high school with Brad. 

He's a manly man, but has feelings for his childhood friend (no homo).

Brad finds it super weird why Jonn (with two n's) keeps sucking on full bananas while staring at him, and getting himself into super suggestive situations.

Jonn (with two n's) has no idea how Brad finds out he likes him.

But that's not the only thing Jonn (with two n's) is trying to keep secret from his bestest bro in the world.

He's an alpha werewolf. And he wants to keep Brad and his mayo sandwiches all to himself.

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This story is purely satire on tropes commonly seen in writing. It contains homophobic and sexual themes. 

It doesn't reflect my own views and is only written as comedy. 

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