I jolted awake to the sound of pounding on my door. Sitting up, my eyes adjusted to the light, & took in the steam in my left eye, with over-particularising alerts flashing in my neyetifications. I still hadn't figured out how to shape the steam so that it won't go berserk over a bit of fog in my eye when I woke up in the morn. I could, of course, simply take out my Condensed Liquiform Analytical Engine Lenses, but I always forget to do so before bed. I sighed, & rubbed my hand against my eye, clearing it out a bit.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnvThXCTQm 維尼
I heard an annoying voice on the other side of the door.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4RsIPRcFm 維尼
" Ollieeeeee! Wake up, my dear Mademoiselle Olliephant!"8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s3hFsKLRo 維尼
What was it today? Why did he insist on waking me up from my slumber? He is always waking me up at the crack of dawn, the old cove.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡygc3YH18gJ 維尼
" Ollie... I know you are awake!" followed by more pounding on the poor door.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DQYK9Py4t 維尼
" OooollieollieollieollieAraElephantOllie!", followed by even more abuse on the poor door.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1ojSQ1BOe 維尼
I wondered why it took the abuse. Why did it not just lash out upon the bloke & destroy him. It would surely help me, in the least.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzGf8qb6BZ 維尼
" I am coming in on the count of three, Ollie!" he threatens.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b6TKISf6F 維尼
As if that would make me do aught at all.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4p2bzq0fn 維尼
" One!" he counted.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fvQCzYsVK 維尼
I just snuggled into my blankets.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8Pd2L5SfA 維尼
" Two!" he announced.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE0rdPbLgi 維尼
Why was he counting so slowly? He was going to finish counting when we were old, & by the time, I should have grown a beard! Which was nigh impossible, considering the facts. It would be truly frightful if it were possible, I should have thought.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkIzGM5mvy 維尼
" Ollieeeeee, you promised to come out today... You said you would come to the park with me before that bumbling snob of your betrothed came for a fortnight." he pleaded.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpuL2ValTW 維尼
" Hermes is not a bumbling snob, you curmudgeon!!" I yelled in defence.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzBk5NreUk 維尼
" A-ha! So you are awake!" he yelled as he waltzed in to my chambre.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIOhhaQxiv 維尼
I buried myself beneath the covers, like any proper gentle-lady should do. I felt the weight of the bed shift as someone else climbed on.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6keDxQcQE 維尼
Maybe I should have taken my chances & dashed somewhere else instead of hiding beneath the covers...8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNZLa8xfo1 維尼
" Ollieeee, come out, Elephantieee.." he said, terrorizing me, shaking me to the core.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡb70rwCAzWO 維尼
I stopped breathing, because that way he would definitely not see me. No chance. At all. For a moment, it was all still. I did not feel him move, or make any noise at all.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZHeyZ6cdr 維尼
Then, he ripped the blanket off of me, & I let out a high-pitched shriek with my eyes scrunched closed. 8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZcYPgCL75 維尼
He cackled, picked me up, & started jumping on the bed. I yelled at him, telling him to put me down, while getting completely shaken by the jumping. He disregarded my shouting & continued jumping, while I started to get air-sick. Except I was not on an air-ship, I was just being...8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZMy1tZDU0 維尼
" Rattled around while my dim-witted oaf picks me up & jumps on my bed!!" I yelled at him, trying to kick him with my feet, which he quickly grabbed & immobilised.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡTphBXUVFf5 維尼
" Put me down, you dolt!"8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9Y7bASgma 維尼
" No."8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPAMyicQ2g 維尼
" Why not?!"8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8hEpW6KBu 維尼
" You said you would come to the park with me."8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7iKKpRKxl 維尼
" I know! I never said I wasn't!"8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWtsQnsGTZ 維尼
" You refused to wake up." he said plainly, as if that explained everything.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOx4Hky8td 維尼
" Just put me down before I involuntarily discharge the contents of my Internal Edible Material Processor by the probably no longer Edible Material ascending through the Musculo-membranous Passage that leads from the Internal Edible Material Processor to the Alimentary Canal, past my Outer Facial Labium & from there, expelling onto the outer covering of your Physical Being." I gasped for air after having said this rapidly; that is to say, all in one breath.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzUbqowYsp 維尼
" In other words, put me down before I hurl, Pippin. Please." I asked nicely.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNZwvYcefe 維尼
" Nope." He grinned.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3SE4PACCi 維尼
Well. Too bad for him. I lifted my head & let out a high-pitched scream. I heard a crash in the not so far distance as Pippin fell backwards, & I landed on the area of his Internal Edible Material Processor, making him gag. I heard running steps coming from my sister's room's direction. I stayed seated on my new chair & waited, Pippin's eyes widening at an astonishing rate. 8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡnc6arsmEOg 維尼
My sister, Elle, explodes through the door holding what seems to be a device used for bashing someone. She looks around the room worriedly, & realising there is nobody, fixes her eyes upon my seat & I angrily, marching over in wrath while I struggle not to have a bodily attack in which one loses control of their Physical Being, convulses, & involuntarily releases spontaneous bursts of air & vocal noises in amusement. (Otherwise termed, laughter.)8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAyCC9ZGFV 維尼
" Gadaranine Olesya Eberneus!" she said angrily.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjviTBrx9r 維尼
Oh dear. Maybe if I smiled exceedingly widely with my mouth shut and my eyes pretty wide it would be better?8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1gFmG70XX 維尼
" Do not laugh at me! I am quite serious, Gadaranine!"8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09Zqbsh5oE 維尼
I guess not. It was worth a try, though.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb62kexucX 維尼
" You wake me from my slumber, shrieking like a heathen, when it is only Master Peregrine and yourself up to your usual capers. I have been meaning to discuss this matter for some time now. You should know better by now. You are almost a grown lady & yet you frolic & caper about like a mere child! Sitting upon a young man of my age! The shame! It is unheard of & completely unheard of!" she paused, shaking her stately & womanly head in disappointment.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6f6vvy9g8 維尼
Discuss. Ha! More like give a speech upon the matter!8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nTGs0344a 維尼
" ...& you, Peregrine!" she lifted her head & she focused her gaze upon my chair, relieving me of the tirade for now.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8vXHU0pGu 維尼
" You, Peregrine, which are as old as I, should be as mature as I am, & yet you encourage her disgrace-making of your family, & the further degradation of ours by joining in, & even, you dare to initiate such spectacles! You blatantly disregard all boundaries that should be in place due to our different standing in gender & position. You should be gravely ashamed to be skylark making about with a young lady which is engaged, & in her own room, nonetheless!"8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFynh5pA96 維尼
At this, I realised what she was so furious over, & flushed madly as my face morphed into a completely mortified expression.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LNeFgCHVi 維尼
I stammered & fumbled as I scrambled off of my former chair, almost fall making flat on my face when getting off the bed, mean-time, miserably try making to explain that it was nothing of the sort, I had never considered it, that was one of the most daft - ridiculous, preposterous, in fact - assumptions I had ever in-taken through my Sound Reception devices.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJBtS3NF15 維尼
My sister huffs & leaves the room, shoot making a disapprove-showing glance in Pippin's direction, but saying no more.8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxmUJAI5HM 維尼
Hey, guys!! *sits across the table from you and wiggles eyebrows* I know it's kind of soon, (haha it's never too soon, aye?) but what do you think about Pippin and Ara? That nickname, tho... Mademoiselle Olliephant? Yah, nah, or blah? (That's kinda catchy, isn't it? Say it aloud and you'll see what I mean...)8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5cMLyerhh 維尼
**Disclaimer: Oh, you might not want to say it aloud with people around, they'll prolly think you're crazy - might or might not know this from experience... :P**8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZMv9P6gBa 維尼
Don't forget to like if you liked it. (Obviously.)8964 copyright protection530ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLaFTu2eVw 維尼
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