響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzZsFu3iml
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4enPeyYFyv
不過點都好...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAR5EWV4re
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQTI1NOMiM
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaI41W313l
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU81xGFVyqV
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF5DXtgVHv
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ylrE5aJVC
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH7ntT56vI
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GYiFx8RId
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Heao25DuW
「有咩著數先？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z1nh1etlg
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30NKJa8XsS
「嗱，你講架咋。」 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCVJNvt8ho
雖然練習掃地神功真係...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKuyYGKdge
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4AV33bZlz
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeLpraB2rv
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qXT0b7BoT
我真係由心到笑出黎。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqF4Ehzpd6
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4PsfonChW
之後我返左去Pantry...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaE4YhQuHa
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxl8JaHiLE8
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oTw6sTsMs
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec4lgVnMgf
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pL1RPEo7I
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡab9SXmpT0M
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILyBVOLE5D
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9oWZsisD6
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64Exa0WLhR
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRuzV3rIUs
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODtxROhBVQ
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3VYTtRaGT
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3dKE62A9c
不過我即刻接多句：608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wQeSfOB3a
「喂！幾點呀？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy9CE8BVXh
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdX53f5LNo
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ0iFlRmI4
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL1CBG2yu5
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFTIAQrSsc
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUGggfQUBE
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RfOdEkVyD
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYO1NEsCw6
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyArMCG2fS
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIknzkMyknn
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69RFWCLT7B
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRulXUkUzEc
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9k9PqM8gy
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTADooa2o21
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfhOQgDsX6
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlQ9s7tjHs
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Qiv96T1oI
... (練習過程)608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTzeuYPXw6
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGxV5uqy3G
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6GopCAREQ
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKEbnIaCCJ
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPgF51VrNE
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHibkdu1BV
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FUWddNJMH
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Icw58mG8K
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3gaZnSkiP
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4vzt0YRYm
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKlEKQTEf1
最後結果...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTp8pK67d2
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcC1KBe2Ys
