響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3BkY8ovjT
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmBwCpbzfj
不過點都好...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbRlUCNTWL
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUoZJsrTrD
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj299glJnt
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h0EJsACp1
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7mNpxmHvl
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Sn5pc9aa8
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UsezxSylP
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNWpkzJ5lx
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9MA5jcP6g
「有咩著數先？」552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8UZWdEOJX
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xwVNXU3Ja
「嗱，你講架咋。」 552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYIu3iFvJ0
雖然練習掃地神功真係...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOJ0OzuPKV
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC30UAV9kCG
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OL3MLv2fV
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpdxIAmvAz
我真係由心到笑出黎。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrgNxsG9xy
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡano3S7MEkf
之後我返左去Pantry...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsZqGXbR20
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzhFnaDgeu
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4ghDSKeIQ
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58B0BA935n
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ836Qf6CA2f
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGSodYMtpZ
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsinznG3Pw
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFmUJqdqR8
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4DrxD4kne
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMqjHFZWhc
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwRCqfbox3
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoBv2rKyMl
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49IX4e3ztC
不過我即刻接多句：552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwk7YHRZwl
「喂！幾點呀？」552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNAG9DM7Wq
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYB7rkMI68
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOlV9681Xq
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8fkfUohSw
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgg8RPZ8way
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn3G947tis
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4rDEWaMGg
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VU7cYMwep
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZQYkQQfhO
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFmj6YebuR
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9F2kLc5zE
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtoAHVAgeS
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvkW47uOKA
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwNVWhghjm
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BusWzH3QN
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CPwLfl7Gd
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5uJeKAEQR
... (練習過程)552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcbl1eAqdW
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRA2N05l0r
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtH3w79u27
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5HCxJQOMT
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75RlZnOIWc
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJx3bAUiq9
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqOQLS7mbt
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYedPHO8qPn
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvouTZqhyG
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7plbgT0AH
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEF1PdqqBf
最後結果...552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qaUgtoABD
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 552Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajDa6VOgaW
