傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK8iKThwzV
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVsjXRrdHr
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TqVYKfALA
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qk2Zl5IYS
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeNG5o20Xy
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hFBb5iY0U
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRWgGKxHvl
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡug8Mk3akLP
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR8LtBGV4x
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaSNimHHSe
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「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRgsR9nu6H
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXsIcJW4V2
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A1FW4UXM8
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizjPTILIxA
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHwv8NvNCP
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUgFxdegTy
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NGyjjARZV
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzujiGfhbew
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdKMSxiGeu
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklAUC89Hw5
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC2K6j0Wcn
第一式，掃理老墓493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvUhJ8pxQx
第二式，掃溝里興493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4bhkzLvZV
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8q6Fy6fr7
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGi1PX2OC0f
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydihaxSc6x
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0V9mwL2HY
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRKXlxxwiB
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJBmWg7S7w
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaoDEBYgPg
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8d9UU4b8B
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rG5Ls1q9B
我可以肯定左一樣野...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgX3cvk4th
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4QvF4fni3
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQN0ztNc4WL
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ520qvXoTXB
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoyG9QkKfN
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc6nGgLBCe
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp7YzqdzaG
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGGu2IkDIo
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY56Rh1BDN
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQQF9N7ZSP
「做乜你響度既？」我問。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBjhcY0fAC
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIJx3BXFUk
「哼。」師父。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PeuNKHcO8
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZrKobih8G
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPijRoBz0eg
「余小欣！？」我問。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6GelGltHq
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFngIC49hd2
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy8m1xqcXQ
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5GQJYZpSl
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8oxw15dg9
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgyxX9BAO9
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhwQnFemyV
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2VebZwQuW
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcseemCHub
「OK，出發！」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvTolsNtag
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnRgwQkX7Z
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmtW7k8xSE
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