傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt2eCKagHM
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEwlYYuGQ4
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSUKkbexyD
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMIOdJdSTg
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg1vjiUHvS
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYnxPAGm5R
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekO9MVcaEn
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgibzc0ReA
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQYoaxLJzj
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7csaYrELO
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkNaDsAReK
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTqSQ1W5zd
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHZEIwuWmi
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQZZjrFebf
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNp8A5Omk9
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyNIHK1deK
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFYMIU0HNy
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQdZPTPSGM
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxRox64hXx
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGqmgpsUGv
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl7iFQFW39
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmmMUxCBiS
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMx8v0sIF3
第一式，掃理老墓551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3eBUj8UkZ
第二式，掃溝里興551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xou8GPuZl
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0WwCEh3SG
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilhii7xajx
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PSaGBkbTp
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhLMgwALMX
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbig9pGrIJh
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC3S03hv3D
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIk799p0XWh
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQFzfAiFmd
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JK0bDUV4D
我可以肯定左一樣野...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKex5sbZ5KS
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCiqpRyCbh
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvC4rJvMM8
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKNqEIodw4
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu0FA3XYG9
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0CWWz4BkX
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrAKKd8BC4
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSSIhQm7xB
（啪啪啪～)551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDuuVTfVIK
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAdV7piisl
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgGa2h6EpN
「做乜你響度既？」我問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AB3uce9yo
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDSiIHMnZU
「哼。」師父。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQBMXjIwYO
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuruAUYKeOi
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz02IzOdxbr
「余小欣！？」我問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZGwbmH1VF
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18Uk54DJ5s
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpO9dIoJay
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXys4M8HQS
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTa8WUyI03
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFnQJuQev7
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYh6H8vz3N
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3PkkdJKdY
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rOr4dPy97
「OK，出發！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0usWbl2qyR
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdotFjEugs
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGepRQJ7fa
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx5XFaPbA2
