而且呢個呂阿布對付緊既，仲真係屎忽同賭撚佢地呀！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4Wvo29KyX
「喂！你地響度攪邊科呀？」我大嗌問屎忽佢地。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv2bNzhjTK
「呢條友腎架！我地問下野啫，佢就同我地開拖喇！」屎忽回應。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCOPZfqMn6
「咁你問人地咩呀？」我問。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdLTwYyX7K
「我問吓佢有咩活動喳嘛。」屎忽回應。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9StsX8V6P
「咁你點問人地呀？」我再問。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXutS4T2y4
「我咪咁講囉，『戇鳩撚，呢度係咪有咩活動呀？』點知佢就同我地打起上黎喇。」屎忽再回應。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KezASXtve
(=_=)「俾著係我都開你拖啦，小小禮貌都唔識。」我既反應。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJirP2F3WO
「咁你話喇，應該點講呀？」屎忽問返我轉頭。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSSJB4C5eM
(^_^)「應該咁講，『戇鳩撚，請問呢度係咪有咩活動呀？』咁丫嘛，「請問」呢D字你就唔好慳啦。」我回應。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC2TZ5WrTP
「又係噃。」屎忽佢地兩個都表示認同。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxtfKTlt8h
「你地三條友兩把口，講夠未呀？接我呂阿布神筆，黑卵小紙筆！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJHbmA0PXx
呂阿布發爛渣，兜頭就隊支沾左墨既毛筆埋去屎忽度…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2XcORuUsS
「黑卵」=沾墨既毛筆 ；「小」係動作 ；「紙筆」即係屎忽。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapNpN4iff5
「喂！我都有把口架！唔信我同你賭J丫嗱！」賭撚爭住出去柒。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYSwWmC37f
賭撚似乎好介意「三條友兩把口」呢句。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauCg88A6TP
賭撚一邊講，一邊烏低身一個下手閹割刀就削埋去呂阿布度…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtVVRqdOCp
呂阿布一個鯉魚翻身，總算係避過左…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodsHWsPAXk
仲立即凌空以右腳腳尖陰力踢向佢隻赤馬兔…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIuGg5zmBU
之後隻赤馬兔就變得好似癲Q左咁向前衝埋賭撚度…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzkCZMzfMM
但係賭撚雖然白痴…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnkHrtSibA
不過白痴唔晒，一個跳躍就避過左呢隻唔知係馬定兔既怪物…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SnOScJpIo
仲回敬左一招…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrl2UOF89Nk
「新招試用，萬華閹割刀！」 563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr9DqgBoAm
嘩，原來賭撚都識進步架，佢竟然使出一招新招呀！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4GwebhYUW
但係…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjGb83uwvt
「屌你丫！同平時有很分別呀？」歸藏衝到出黎咁問。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI8KA8vm52
賭撚冇理，一刀就飛埋去呂阿布度…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolac5xMdLV
而呂阿布就以一支畫筆橫擋…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWFEDpZn70
不過…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJMVCScN3a
(BOMB ~ ！)563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV7Ihtvuut
原來把閹割刀會爆炸，仲將呂阿布炸中，而家現場灰塵滾滾…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYXwSUjHLy
… (等人吸塵中)563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx7150epSz
大約幾秒之後，灰塵被散去…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU1n6FMpwV
出黎既，係佢…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWuhF3zxNN
九鳥天天師。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrgYSPwzr4
「少主人，玩夠喇，呢度係骷髏堡主既地方，所有咩唔岩既，就由佢作主啦。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0Un5inr4l
佢就好似俾說話堡主聽咁。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqLTsnrKQA
但係堡主就話之你，佢咁樣回應︰563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5hGsZLZ1v
「呵呵呵，咁呀，我作主呀？咁就繼續打啦。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgqiOMSJlN
堡主高明！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OBdamDSJI
「算啦，我地都唔想攪事，原諒佢啦。」屎忽同賭撚就咁講。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYASlY5HD6c
而我身邊就有把咁既聲音講︰563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoWjM3yGMG
「但係唔係佢地攪事先咩？」惠那問。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80LdC3bX4N
「唔好問啦，惡人先告狀係常識黎。」日本佬兩條回應。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRQ6CZAU7p
之後雖然大家都面左左咁，不過堡主佢總算有辦法帶左大家入去骷髏堡度休息…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xDPDiiGi3
而且，我地都被分派到唔同既客房，仲一人一間房添…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNnFposnxo
估唔到呢度都幾大，夠晒房俾D來賓住…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtYWmR2kvu
之後既時間，堡主既賓客都紛紛黎到，而我地亦諗住響度留宿一晚。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCCA5ToedR
… (飲水，食飯，去大小便時間)563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvSYaSj345
而我到左入夜，都準備訓喇，點知…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDr5ShMbUx
(咯咯咯…) 我個房門被敲。 563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6ttUkRD2o
「邊個呀？」我問。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOGhfYkDvi
「有邊個丫，契弟。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Lq5AsEFwa
「百變怪？晚晚都係你黎煩我，你悶唔悶呀？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHRXcQT7oS
「今日又有咩想問呀？」百變怪反問返我轉頭。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjtlmbeX8i
「哈，你真係…黐膠線，今日已經講到冇野好講，仲問返我轉頭添呀？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeDicb9uSl
「唔係呀，eee…我都唔記得搵你咩事添。」百變怪咁講。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2JLtBxdCU
「咁你諗到先搵我啦，阻人訓覺猶如殺人老母呀！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfQ2Z9JUai
「丫，我記得喇，你唔掛住小姬條八婆咩？佢未到噃。」百變怪問。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOENUyau0Qs
「係噃，根據我地原本約定既時間，小姬應該到左，但係點解佢冇黎到呢？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo1SNVVRqz
佢唔講由自可，一講我就愁愁地…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvsS6gAoXx
「咁你又唔使咁愁既，佢都唔係小野，響呢個森林，佢有足夠應力保護自己。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjj3XJPLqp
「希望佢冇事啦。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKTiVeTBF8
「係呢，你仲想唔想返去現實世界呀？」百變怪問。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1A5MqCXG6
「吓！？唔…唔會唔想既，但係講真，可以黎到呢度，又真係好似打緊機咁，幾好玩，又有奇遇，又有艷遇，響現實世界，憑我呢條毒撚，點會有咁既待遇丫。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw5WIi254j
「你講到呢度，我記得搵你咩事喇。你隻手錶呀。」百變怪再講。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGMc84bkI1
「係噃，我都唔記得佢要食飯添！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBGIp41k8X
「唔係呀，我想講，呢隻火鳳凰唔係小野，佢同方丈隻駝飛輪係同一層次，都係高登獵殺森林十二聖獸之一。」 563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXF83vDjDw
