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「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxmiN5s770
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFivicDNiQ
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKtb19sjMG
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「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwhD1S9q70
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大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtsNYur4rN
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2knAWpsQzd
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之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04dwPadhkA
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpJLPVIOgy
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堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX1ZcGK2sH
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN2y7xtM2o
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「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YmlNdp6Jb
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXktgTKSt2v
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0nM7eugdZ
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo49nTwkJXj
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「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uAYqcQnsw
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJYa0XrbcF
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVvYfFsKF0
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZvD70Xx0D
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiACVVCLVg
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之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPbGOkHUQ3
