叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVZeKnGHEd
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTWBcyxKNG
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「答得咁有詩意既？」賭撚。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PHaoEiTHQ
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AovyBcGbO
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佢地班死仔竟然…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIpz6pCktt
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仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QSc2TWNEP
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf88zdDJHM9
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaebb3wgi06
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA9DCIZWF5
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgVHPUpPs1
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支棍臭架！522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKv9xyq3ZE
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夜來香及頭回應。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9DaxembUI
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh6gnEhiNK
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8UwHNU06P
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMRwXu1TXX
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxwLDPMHdO
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJc7MLMBVi
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPt6nUByJT
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsWoJwPMvj
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrEvQDWsAd
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUctsUtMTV
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ahsmyy6UH
而當我講完呢兩句之後…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yOksYAqEJ
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgyaQdJ89Z
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjd9m2ndkI
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ElmyRJgTL
突然…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ53xWWsld
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM3zss87ql
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtF5Vm9dCO
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIo8uFpmhD
連我都呆左。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegen6SIVxa
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxtI7YEf7E
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwyrZvGeOd
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsGKf0u9h2
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1ycGyiqpP
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvA2YL4LXb
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJObYieItqS
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wo8GiQjpM
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQFoCt37T2
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULGoyu0gwT
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA8LrytiRx
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDHmsLMA9R
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlW2EQgnR6J
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E92xR0iMU
「小心呀！契弟！」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP2T2QmLjK
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa62XtalYtB
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmt9R41LJU
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUeF3vYHfk
我既怒火已經到左極限…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrAsqFncxD
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1TXWsX7vd
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsEthBNtju
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR5Cet4i76
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUYHyPKUTt
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FoIDrJhKw
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ay018LCSl
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqfV23WWr1
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bzfsaAPHw
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRdUkbMw0P
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0EX5rHPmO
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAV3gAXmTa
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbe9jWDsjcK
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRd62MdViur
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5utXygAOq
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7bvSNiBYP
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRno0n3hDHs
