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佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmsYWqrAkh
「攪乜撚野呀你？」600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfRQlRbmRM
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkifv7YZXz
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRx8QzZ2lw
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqgFNB38Gl
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm08Ew0SPx6
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY6OvEJA7T
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHe14PMBy7
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb83de2Tzku
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXFKFHxbMQ
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「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10Cek7esw1
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「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgyeulhVjA
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「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxokKCmSq5
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER4ZqWyJzc
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc06ZLyHyf
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8clxBlYhl
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv6bX6QIr3
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(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEjkWCMkye
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucLj5ihDt5
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。600Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bCFs3LKOz
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