「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0q3SIqv6Q
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當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51rT59h06G
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpWAIPImIw
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沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OjFFGDN13
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「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dCtqRgUXW
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佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILwA07hKo8
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「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjoW3LGIjr
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