火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36bXapufA0
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpRaXPpyqC
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZeYVeH23G
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX6kRJCVb3
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhQICztRes
所以我咁回應︰772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1vemRiZxg
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZfYO4hbWg
不過我知衰…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Gput8SDrs
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0DugOIIGz
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGRROwp2sz
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1rU5clkrh
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMXONXWZ1W
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMByq6gCvI
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMt5gFtRfL
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47w7nRY2Du
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngZYMXw3Ww
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlxElxNvzI
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHQqK9gwoc
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44T0T7oSh6
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHnvgVGsZ7
「唔信！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjhk8Rko7B
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaX1jKtdjbs
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q7wYam1Vq
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNRwvYU0Y8
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8RG9B8Vwy
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymix4XfKVA
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcKEpnx8gq
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu39bciq7GY
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxWib4ezpz
「我唔講人是非架喎。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwYbkvm7xF
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVEKxz9IsF
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhKlsoyzKD
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pGXQwwzNc
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ537rqNM7aI
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRpTWec9I0
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez88BkPqKu
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TxlVHmsQB
「係呀，一陣再玩。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAR4MdKfl47
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TvzDxnGXW
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb32IIytALa
而響呢個時候…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdU2d13YKs
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjfHfwwghr
「死人？有人死左？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2pY5WvwAV
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTMZ0xGLSo
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYnhJMTsQG
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnisOHaZXjF
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWCaLd9Hs8
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6D7FV4oJg
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxEFipOUr9
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5AzIlm6r9
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1suOubkj90
點知…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuocAVDQlRL
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiTkeftgGl
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDEtE7B1rY
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkD5klBXdXe
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kSWsmKuWB
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzF3gxkSS8
既麻甩佬！？772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AwN3nDDm8
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVpid8gUuH
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlltMrI9bFK
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJSWcIjWDj
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGYXQjlYqX
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ly1dPw7V7
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nx9kywNOA
「做乜呀？」我問。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhKulqzIHW
「你露丁呀！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsK1jN0iw1
「邊個李路丁呀？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZBpBqHlmB
「你下面呀！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSXPV43juR
「邊個李夏面呀？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfoidoWSqE
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4btoF5Wt3s
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjJGln39nE
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAbF9J51Ik
